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Have you ever noticed that in any movie that features people battling horseback, no one ever gives a thought to all the nameless characters that are killed on screen, but as soon as a horse is injured or killed, everyone thinks that it is incredibly sad.

Always thought that was kind of ironic

Nothing like a little KFC to set off the taste of veil and dolphin burgers

At 9/23/08 06:32 PM, MercatorMap wrote:

Oh ho! Somebody is butt hurt about something that happened a couple months ago!

Wow, picking a fight with a moderator, that's intelligence right there

It looks like a penis that has seen much better days

Here's mine, it's a reference to my space camp thread http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9717 35/2

At 9/22/08 09:50 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: It's shit, the art forum has an MS-Paint thread with quality. You'd get banned for posting it there.

alas, true art is never appreciated in its own time

Trolls do like KFC

That's what happens when you let the children near your balls

I worked at a pizza hut for two and a half years during high school. Yes, we do rip you off, A LOT. I would never spit in the food, but if I took the phone order and then went to make the pizza (there's usually no set phone guy, just whoever goes to it when it rings, and everyone else who worked there was lazy as hell), I would do everything I could to make the food "Food cost efficient"

In otherwords, deliberately short change on toppings. It's very easy to do and still look right.

I don't care much for normal pizza hut pizza, but a while after working there, I came up with my own inventions:

Big Mac Pizza: Thousand Island dressing for sauce, beef, chedder, then after it comes out lettuce and onion
Quesidilla: Basically two layers of thin dough, between which is chicken, onion, nacho cheese and salsa
Hamburger: Made by pattying beef topping and using garlic bread as buns. Delicious, I dubbed it the "Big Beefy Grandpa

and countless others.

At 9/22/08 08:13 PM, doomuser5 wrote:

Obviously, I admit I like 100% Organic Chicken made by my mother but by KFC? NO! Trust me it tastes like shit. Not even one bit of taste like real chicken. If you have not eaten grown by yourself or 100% organic chicken, you have not eaten chicken! Guaranteed 100%

Well, let's just face it now. A post on the Newgrounds forums is not going to make people stop eating KFC. Virtually everyone knows that it sucks to be a chicken at KFC, and those who are already opposed to it will remain so, while those who don't care (by far and away the majority) will continue to eat chicken and make smart ass comments to those opposed to it.

Let's face it. An internet forum will not cause anyone to see the light

I have a complex relationship with WoW
It's not that I play it too much, its that I don't play it enough in my opinion to justify the subscription (Probably only a couple a week), but then when I cancel my subscriptions, I get the urge to play again.

However, its definately a fun game worth playing, and if you have the time for it, go for it, I just never seem to have enough free time

Remember:

You could read a book... or you could go to SPAcE CAMP and read the MEANING OF LIFE FROM THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME ITSELF!!!

At 9/22/08 06:40 PM, Impotent-Impudent wrote: I don't know, I think he said something...

Sorry, I can't hear you, too busy NOT FEEDING THE TROLL

At 9/22/08 05:28 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 9/21/08 12:56 PM, swordsman21 wrote: "You could stay at home playing videogames, or you could go to SPACE CAMP and live the real adventure!"

Or I could play video games while floating in space. That would be awesome.

this topic made me lol though, well done, SPACE CAMP WOOO!!

Sweet, I'm glad I brought some laughter to someone! I'm actually starting to think about making: SPACE CAMP: THE MOVIE for a flash. that might turn out well

At 9/22/08 06:25 PM, Tiago11103 wrote:

At 9/22/08 06:19 PM, Impotent-Impudent wrote:

At 9/22/08 06:18 PM, Tiago11103 wrote: I kind of feel like a dick when I say this but, survival of the fittest.

Humans>chickens
Therefore we can do whatever the fuck we want to them.

I can punch you in the face... therefore I should punch you in the face.

Don't do that you fucker. I said you can, not you should.

Plus I said that its different with humans. You are Fucking retarded. If you want to find a flaw to my argument, fine, but don't interpret whatever you want to make stupid comments.

Tiago, I say we just ignore this guy. He's obviously going to try to pick apart any view that is different than his own narrowminded one, so let's just save ourselves the effort and not feed the troll.

At 9/22/08 06:03 PM, Impotent-Impudent wrote:

At 9/22/08 05:08 PM, swordsman21 wrote: if it weren't for people eating chickens they would have gone EXTINCT by now. There is no way chickens could keep up in the modern wild, so they should be greatful they are so delicious and if a little cruelty happens to be the price of it all, so be it.

This is like... torturing someone... then turning around and saying, "hey, atleast we haven't killed you." And then there's this whole false identity of species, like the chickens are a collective. Kill some to save the collective! Really? When the only reason to have them in the first place is to kill them. But it's morally right to preserve species! Get over yourself.

In any case... they're chicken. Come on.

Think before you speak next time. The whole reason I said that was to set up for the next paragraph (which you didn't even include in the quote so your point is invalid anyway, thank you for playing better luck next time) is that chickens, by Darwin's definition of evolutionary fitness, could ironically be catagorized as one of the most fit species on the planet. All thanks to the trait of being delicious.

Oh, and way to try and be the glorious defenders for chickens, and then completely contradicting yourself there at the end. That shows REAL intelligence.

At 9/22/08 05:14 PM, Gergaloth wrote: Fuck you faggot.

You know, you could feel sorry for the world's chickens... or you could go to SPACE CAMP and and fight ALIEN CHICKENS that want to EAT YOU!!!

:oh wait, wrong thread http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9717 35

yeah, me too

I'm actually rather curious as to what that would feel like, you know, in zero gravity. Would it propel you backwards?

ok, I'm going to say this now...
if it weren't for people eating chickens they would have gone EXTINCT by now. There is no way chickens could keep up in the modern wild, so they should be greatful they are so delicious and if a little cruelty happens to be the price of it all, so be it.

Funny enough, Darwinism describes a species fitness as it's ability to survive and reproduce. So by being delicious, chickens actually have an evolutionary advantage which is why their population is hundreds of times larger than what it would have been naturally

You could post on the Newgrounds forums in an attempt to extend your e-penis... or you could GO TO SPACE CAMP AND EXTEND YOUR REAL PENIS WITH AWESOME SPACE RADIATION!!!!

Peta was once picketing outside of my local KFC, so my friends and I went inside, got a bucket, went back out and offered them some. They got pissed and tried to take our bucket, but luckily a cop car pulled up as they were coming at us and they were threatened by the cop

You could want to go to space camp... OR YOU COULD GO TO SPACE CAMP AND EAT SPACE GRAVY OUT OF THE SMOLDERING CORPSE OF A SPACE MONSTERS SKULL!!!!!!!!!

At 9/22/08 12:11 PM, PlumpMonk wrote: I actually came up with a spoof brochure one time about space camp:
Why worry about regular camp and where you can get ticks and lyme disease? WHEEEEN You can go to space camp and get face raped by aliens and killed by robots!
Hi! I'm Duzz Skyrocket! ((Name of the blandly named "Cadet" Who escorts you on your first day.)) And I'm here to introduce you too the wonders OF SPAAAAAACE! ((Using that long ass "Ace ace ace ace" stutter effect to make it sound dramatic and cool.)) And today we're going to teach you recruits how to make Zero Point Energy Guns from: A bendy straw, a battery, tin foil, carboard, wires, a bottle, glass, string AND a lazer pointer! ((90 fucking minutes later we end up with pretty much a mega buster-esque hand weapon when we clutch our fists shoots the pointers beam. Tis teh suxors.)) And then they sent us into this room with fake foam boulders and actually pretty realistic looking alien foliage that leaped at you and attempted to grope. It was an odd day at the age of 8. :-/

For the sake of the joke though, I'm pretending that space camp isn't the dissapointing thing that we all know it would probably turn out as, but rather the freaking awesome experiance that we all hoped it would be, where we really did go into space, and met aliens and all that stuff

Here's a picture of me at space camp, jealous? And yes, I have awesome photo editing skills

I have this poster on my wall. Its the theatrical poster of The Wall

You guys should know by now

RULE 34: NO EXCEPTIONS

I made another one

The point is he proved to himself that despite his age he was still a fighter, he was still Rocky Balboa. He stood toe to toe with the best in the world and said "I am"

And yeah, it's meant to resemble the first movie, where he himself he admits that he can win right after the training montage, but if he can go the distance (which no man ever had before) then he'll know for the first time in his life he wasn't a bum.