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At 9/27/08 07:50 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: You could lose your virginity to the hottest girl in the school, or you could come to SPACE CAMP, and lose your virginity to alien women with vagina mouths, ass ears, and 5 double D boobs!

Niiiiice

At 9/27/08 07:10 PM, Smokey651 wrote: I went to space camp in Alabama. It was fucking lame.

You could go to the space camp in Alabama... or you could go to SPACE CAMP in SPACE where it DOESN'T BLOW ASS!!!

At 9/27/08 05:01 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Seems to me like a waste of money for something that can't really benefit people. Think about it. Would you rather have a pointless elevator that goes to outerspace or find the cure for cancer?

It's not like science is an either-or deal. The people who are going to be working on the Space elevator are not the same people who are working on a cure for cancer. And contrary to popular belief, despite how bad the economy is, the United States still has A LOT of money to fund both. Hell, I would rather my tax dollars go towards a $10 Billion project with a benefit than a $700 Billion bailing out of AIG, which actually did happen, kiddies.

You visit your dying grandma using a hospital elevator, or you could use the SPACE ELEVATOR and go to SPACE CAMP WHERE SHIT ACTUALLY MATTERS!!!

for those who don't know the reference: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9717 35/2

Kenpachi Zaraki is with you

At 9/27/08 11:03 AM, Luis wrote: now we just need that travis barker fellow to go and we'll be in good shape

Luis, noooo! I thought you were cool...

There are only 2 things that can save us now... Duct Tape, and more cowbell

You could visit your dying grandma in the hospital... or you could say FUCK THAT and go to SPACE CAMP!!!

At 9/26/08 10:34 AM, joabos wrote:

So that's you?

Yeah, but I'm much less pixalated in real life

This has been my avatar on deviantart for a long time now:

At 9/25/08 06:21 PM, Mendou wrote: ALthough Viz has released generic garbage like Naruto and Bleach, they've also released a good number of some quality manga series.

Dude, what are you talking about Bleach is by far and away one of the more unique mangas out there. It's in fact one of the only mangas out there I can stand to read because it's not the same crap that Naruto or Inuyasha or everything else is.

Keep in mind that the quote doesn't necessarily pertian to wars alone. Things like the Holocaust, the Civil Rights movement, Stalin's imprisonment of millions in Siberia, and the Trail of Tears all are examples of what I was saying in the quote

At 9/24/08 11:02 AM, CrabPope wrote:

I'd say it was more:
"All of human history follows the same basic formula: One group holds a valuable commodity. Another group wants that commodity. Then a lot of people die"
You make humanity seem more noble than it is in my opinion. Take the Crusades for example, I'd say that was motivated 10% by religion and 90% by the desire to loot.

My interpretation of beliefs also include the belief that we deserve that loot more than the people who currently have it.

At 9/24/08 01:13 AM, beeryayghost wrote:

At 9/21/08 03:15 PM, swordsman21 wrote: In Motivational Poster form...

Fucking saved.

Nice, I'm actually quite proud of that image

Well, I think it is safe to sat that none of us will be bringing our academic style of writing to the Newgrounds forums, and if the word "random" happens to be in the common vernacular in the context that I used, that could be considered a specific choice to make my post more relevant to the majority, rather than the academic elite

At 9/24/08 12:39 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:

At 9/24/08 12:27 AM, swordsman21 wrote: That's fair, but I always find random topics like this interesting, which is why I made it

Are you actually 19? I haven't heard anyone older than 15 use the word random in that context. I guess I'm just expecting a little more maturity out of somebody with 2 years on me, but you never know. Just curious is all.

Yes, I'm 19. And I do not see how random used in that context was inappropriate or immature.

That's fair, but I always find random topics like this interesting, which is why I made it

You could vote on flash submissions to increase your newgrounds voting power... or you could to SPACE CAMP and achieve ULTIMATE POWER!!!

At 9/23/08 11:54 PM, analbaby wrote: Woman are like parking spaces.
There whores and liars

I've heard that somewhere before, where does that come from?

Fair enough. It's funny, this is probably the most intellectual discussion I have ever seen on the newgrounds forums

Holy crap guys, these are good...
keep them coming, this thread could get epic!

I just mentioned this one in the thread I started

"All of human history follows the same basic formula: One group holds a set of beliefs. Another group holds a different set of beliefs. Then a lot of people die."

Now it's in my signature

Yeah but the brevity stands in contrast to the rest of the essay, which tends to use long sentences and elaborate language. I do this often while writing: When I want to make something stand out because I feel it is particularly important or humorous, I have to change the style for that point.

At 9/23/08 11:34 PM, Peaceblossom wrote:

At 9/23/08 10:56 PM, swordsman21 wrote: stuff

If I may, it sounds a little informal. Mind if I touch it up a bit? Well I'm doing it anyway..

"All of human history follows the same basic formula: a single group holds a single set of beliefs, another group holds a different set of beliefs, and many people die."

Well, this was more of a style choice because I was trying to give it a little bit of a dead pan humorous feel. It was especially aimed to impress my professor who loves dead pan humor

At 9/23/08 11:31 PM, positively-negative wrote: That's pretty good.

Almost as good as when I put in a media paper "When we watch television, we are being sold something, in fact I am in a way, trying to sell you, the markers, this essay. Although I must add, I would rather be relaxing rather than working, but I guess the guys who write the advertisments are the same."

hahahah, that's nice.

I decided that I like this quote enough that I'm putting it in my signature. And no, I didn't steal it from Isaiah Lyons, that's my real name

At 9/23/08 11:08 PM, Robotussin wrote: an original poster on newgrounds? unheard of.

you obviously stole it. dont try to defend yourself you plagiarist.

No, some of us actually can think for ourselves :S

Sure go for it

I was kind of going for the over simplified dead pan humor on the "Then a lot of people die" line.

I was writing a paper for my English 103 class where the subject was conformity. At one point I was discussing how all of human history has been about the pursuit for a group or authority figure to impose their will on others. Eventually I ended up with this quote, which I am now actually quite proud of:

"All of human history follows the same basic formula: One group holds a set of beliefs. Another group holds a different set of beliefs. Then a lot of people die."

The dishwasher, you know, one of these