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At 10/9/08 09:49 PM, zrick wrote: All I can think about lately is pizza, specifically BBQ Chicken with a stuffed cheese crust. Is there a pizza anonyomous out there? Are there people out there with the same problem?

Work at a Pizza Hut. you will stop being addicted to pizza, I promise

I swear, other than the two gay guys from the sarah silverman program, this show is unwatchable. Just the pure dry humor and geekiness that they show makes me sad that when the show is inevitably canceled (because the other 90% of it is god awful), we'll loose them.

I think these guys deserve a spin off of their own while Sarah Silverman is shot in the head.

No Homo. It cancels out the gay.

Sorry to bump this topic, but I just freaking had to express how excited I am about this. I lost so many hours of my life to that game, AND STILL NEVER FUCKING BEAT MIKE TYSON. This wii game is going to be so amazing

Keep in mind that a lot of brands of potato chips had the "Anal Leakage" warning back during the health craze when they started using Olestro oil. Besides, trust me, Munchos would be worth Anal leakage

Luckily today, no risk of such leakage exists

Scott Tenerman must die

period.

Yep, Newgrounds has definately gone spider crazy

Newgrounds has become spider crazy it seems

At 10/9/08 09:54 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: I've never had them.

I am now, however, hungry for potato chips.

If you live in the midwest (and possibly the southwest according to wikipedia) get some the next time you go to the store.

I see what you did there....

I have lived in Indiana for my entire life, and as such, have always had access to the best type of potato chip in recorded history: Munchos. However, once I came to college, I met many people who had never heard of the brand. After some research (and by research, I mean wikipedia) I found out that the distribution range for Munchos is fairly limited.

So I ask you newgrounds, have you ever tastes the delicious sensation that is Munchos?

At 10/9/08 11:55 AM, Nicknicholas wrote: I paid $7.00 for a movie,not for Coca Cola's bullshit marketing propaganda.

Umm, what the fuck does that have to do with the lorax?

At 10/9/08 11:38 AM, Jizzlebang wrote: That story always scared me so much

Scared as in scared for humanity, or scared as in by the imagery of the once-ler's home and creepy state and whatnot?

In one of my classes, we are required to look at Dr. Seuss books and find the deeper underlying meanings contained within them. I chose the Lorax, as it has the most obvious one, environmentalism.

However, when I was reading through the book for the first time since the first grade, I realized just how well put together and sincere the actual story is. Dr. Seuss really is a genius to inspire the youth of the world to take environmental issues seriously.

I'm not going to go to say anything about global warming, which is way over exploited for political gain. I believe the story addresses a much more relevant issue, deforestation.

"And at that very moment, we heard a lound whack. From outside in the fields came the sickening smack of an axe on a tree. Then we saw the tree fall... the very last truffula tree of them all. No more trees. No more thneeds. No more work to be done. And in no time, my uncles and aunts, everyone, had all waved me goodbye and jumped into their cars, and drove away under the smoke-smothered stars. "

Any thoughts on the Lorax. Does anyone else wish the Lorax was not lifted away, and that maybe, just maybe, he'll come back some day?

Mine is just to see if anyone actually wants me to start animating again. As I never really built up a fan base, the response hasn't been that strong.

At 10/7/08 11:24 PM, hhcash wrote:

At 9/1/08 06:50 AM, SkaroB wrote: Stairway to Heaven

How original.

There is a reason why that is so popular

Hotel California- The Eagles
Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd
All Along the Watchtower- (The Hendrix version)
Life's Been Good - Joe Walsh
Magic Man- Heart

Yeah, it seems like every popular artist on Newgrounds (sans Adam Phillips because the guy's just too damn good) amasses a huge amount of haters on Newgrounds. People like this include alvin, Legendary Frog, The Super Flash Bros, Krinkels, Metal Maverick, Egoraptor, and the list goes on. All of the animators are exceptionally talented and their fan base on Newgrounds proves this.

However, there will always be people out there who will not find one of their works enjoyable, and will take it upon themselves to don a crusader's cape and try to assimilate everyone else into their manner of thinking.

Sprite animation is incredibly time consuming, and not always that easy to create. My sprite movies suck, but I think they took more work than my other flash, Circles Versus Triangles. To do what alvin does, I think I would need a year to complete.

So all of you out there who believe that alvin is over rated, thats fine and you are entitled to your own opinion, but please don't openly harass others who hold the contrary view. Present a well thought out counterpoint, instead of just "Alvins sucks, lol". Or better yet, make your own work, and prove it yourself.

Until that time comes, I am looking forward to the next SMBZ.

The portal rankings don't lie (at least not after the submission has been up for more than a month to let it's rating slide a little), and look how many of alvin's submissions are in the top 50. Say what you will about his style, but his animations look good, he makes a large amount of custom sprites, and his flashes have actual plot (albeit parodying DBZ).

On that note, I also really miss bigfoot...

I could steal your sig... or I could go to SPACE CAMP and STEAL THE SIG OF JESUS CHRIST!!!!

that makes sense somehow.

As dimitri martin said, paper has nothing on rock. Rock can burst out of paper any time it chooses.

replace paper with dynamite with cuttable wik

You could get banned from the Newgrounds forums for 7 days... or you could go to SPACE CAMP and have to watch in pain as people say stupid things and you can't make a witty reply.

:(

At 9/29/08 11:12 PM, agustana wrote: But I love Octopi.

Good, it will be all the easier transition when we are working on the giant octopus statue that is where New York used to be

At 9/29/08 11:20 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: You could stop making crappy threads and learn how not to fail at space camp!

haha, I guess not even space camp could keep you from being a total douche.

You could live in fear of the octopi on Earth... or you could go to SPACE CAMP and recruit MORE POWERFUL TENTACLED FRIENDS TO AID IN THE REBELLION!!!!

At 9/29/08 11:00 PM, Kerfloffle wrote:

So now you're implying that rifle-wielding cephalopods are going to develop nuclear technology

Yes, that's exactly what I am implying

At 9/29/08 10:54 PM, Kerfloffle wrote: What you're trying to say is that a species small of octo-limbed water-dwellers with a basic understanding of opening jars is going to overthrow the human race.

This is what you're saying

If they can open jars and solve problems, they could probably fire a rifle. Keep in mind, back in the stone age, a pointy stick was the equivelent of a nuke. Once they begin to teach eachother, they can build off of past advancements like we have. Then we're fucked

It turns out our time as the top species on the planet could be coming to a close. What's going to do us in?
Fucking Octopi
The octopus is probably nature's most diabolical creation to date. Several species can walk on dryland and survive outside of the water for long periods of time. They have a very sinister beak that can crack open snail shells.
They're fucking smart. An Octopus can open jars, navigate mazes, and probably has a mild understanding of algebra.
People who keep them as pets have reported the octopus opening the lid to their aquarium, scuddling across the room, climbing into a fish aquarium, and feasting.
Did I mention that they can kill and eat sharks?
FUCKING SHARKS! The octopus sees them, thinks "Om Nom Nom" and that's it, the shark is fucking lunch.
Fuck the terrorists, the octopi are out to kill us and everything we stand for

The funniest part is that I think Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the only american cartoon there, all the anime is obviously japan and wynx is European

At 9/28/08 12:55 PM, solardave wrote: Max Fightmaster

lol, cracked.com

At 9/28/08 12:15 PM, Simply-Random wrote: but...why?

Free time, corruption of the innocent, inevitability of rule 34, a simple desire to see unicorns with dicks for horns, take your pick