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I have a sword of plus 8 demon slaying!

Is this a beast type or demon type?

At 10/12/08 08:31 PM, AlacritySoundz wrote: What does Justice Man do in his spare time?

He serves up JUSTICE!!!!

just ice?

At 10/12/08 08:19 PM, Armadilldo wrote: To the tune of "Iron Man' by black sabbath:

I am justice man
Chasing you around in my justice van

I think that is actually awesome man

At 10/12/08 08:17 PM, Kurt-1 wrote: ...no but really who actually are you?

I am Justice man!

But seriously, I don't want this to get out, so don't tell anyone

But don't tell anyone...

At 10/12/08 07:37 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:

At 10/12/08 07:17 PM, swordsman21 wrote: Bawls is to Energy Drinks what oxygen is to other gasses

Does this mean you actually need it?

If you drink energy drinks you do. Otherwise you turn into Richard Simmons

Bawls is to Energy Drinks what oxygen is to other gasses

At 10/12/08 01:12 PM, Sinitech wrote:

At 10/12/08 01:10 PM, Orange wrote: different era. They didn't have guns.

Then they should be their very own side. Pirates vs Vikings vs Ninjas. Maybe they're a cross between a pirate and a ninja?

No vikings lack the subtlety of ninjas, they are more like all the boarish parts of pirates multiplied. They could be their own faction, but I feel they would side with the pirates in the pirates versus ninjas conflict

Yes, they didn't have guns, and yest they spent more time on land than pirates, but the pirate spirit was with them. Isn't that what truly matters?

When you get into the pirates versus ninja debates, I always wonder if vikings should be included on the pirate side. They are after all, sea faring plunderers that just want to get rich, have a lot of sex, and eat heartily. By this logic, I would have to consider vikings to be a branch of pirates, or at least the ancestors of them

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Pokemon, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have instead be sent back to the last pokecenter.

Brock 3:16

At 10/12/08 12:02 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 10/12/08 11:40 AM, solardave wrote: Pikachu is actually the son of god.

.

I fucking knew it

This is one of my own flashes. It was an experiment to see if I could get a spam flash through the portal and to see if I could ridiculously raise its score by voting 5 on it every day

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  A Fair Warning by swordsman21

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  Movie

  Rated

  Everyone

It went from about 1.7 when it passed to about 3.7 in a few months.

That's kind of ridiculous, isn't it?

The flashback that shows the villain isn't really evil, just misguided. Which is why the Joker was awesome, no flashback, just batshit insanity

Should it be allowed? And even though it is allowed, is it moral to do? Discuss.

Alto Saxophone

And on occasion... More cowbell

Fuck all of you guys, I'm 19 and I'll watch cartoons if there is nothing on

I'll probably be called a faggot for this, but the warcraft Universe, where the only penalty for death is a 2 minute run through ghost world.

At 10/10/08 02:27 PM, BobbaQ wrote: Did you feel your arteries hardening while you scoffed it down?

It does look nothing short of awesome though

No, I feel perfectly fi... GAHHH! NOOOO!!! I'm dying of a heart attack as I type! Why am I typing this! The heart attack, noooooo!!! Somebody call I doctor! I would but I'm to busy narrating my heart attack by typing everything I am saying!

Isaiah Lyons aka Swordsman21 1989-2008

At 10/10/08 02:03 PM, Preternatural wrote:

At 10/10/08 12:25 PM, swordsman21 wrote: Enter the Cheese[...]

Stopped reading there.

FGS, you don't put cheese on a burger.

Of course you put cheese on a burger. You don't put ketchup on a chicago style hot dog (I personally don't put ketchup on any hot dog, but I can look past the failings of others on that, so long as they keep the chicago style pure.)

At 10/10/08 01:58 PM, Anti-pie wrote: Dude where did you get that?

Ball State University, in the Noyer Complex

At 10/10/08 01:24 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: The ingredients sound nice but the presentation is very shoddy.

I had to take the picture with my computer's webcam, because that's all I had at the time. Trust me, it was amazing

At 10/10/08 12:31 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 10/10/08 12:27 PM, adminz wrote: I'd be in heaven if I could eat that.

You'd be in Hell if you did.

Glutton

It just may be worth, it was fucking delicious

At my dining hall, there is a kiosk that sells a different kind of food everyday. Today's item was nothing short of heaven on a bun.

Enter the Cheeseburger Sub. 2 quarter pound all beef patties. 4 slices of ham. 6 strips of bacon. Ridiculous amounts of cheese. Lettuce, tomato, onion. Pickle spear. All on a sub bun.

Don't believe me? Here's a pic (sorry for the quality, I had to take it on my computers webcam)

Medium rare.

But this reminds me of something a friend once told me...
"I like my steak like I like my women... Naked and with duct tape over its mouth"

I remember laughing so hard at that

At 10/9/08 11:29 PM, COKEHEAD75 wrote: My favorite is the manbearpig episode.

Come on guys, I'm super Serial!

At 10/9/08 11:19 PM, gradenator wrote:

LOL. Asshole, you know what you wrote. Nice job learning how to be a fuck-off! hurhurhuhruhruhrur

Yeah, I do know what I wrote. I had to spell it out for you because you are too stupid to read the original post correctly in the first place. The irony is being told to fuck off by someone who wouldn't know how to fuck someone to save their lives, even if they didn't have that tiny ingrown hair they laughably call their cock.

For anyone who hasn't had them, they're really thin, and fried very crispy, much more than most chips.

At 10/9/08 10:59 PM, gradenator wrote: The humor is too dry? Just because it's way over your head doesn't mean it's unfunny.

I said that the gay guy's dry humor was the ONLY PART I enjoyed, not that it was too dry for me to enjoy. Nice job learning how to read.

At 10/9/08 10:53 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: You know what was a good show. M.A.S.H.

I myself miss Gilligan's Island, both the black and white and colored episodes.