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The Eragon movie was made in the following way:

The director was handed a copy of the book.
The director reads the back of the book
The director gets drunk and forgets most of what he read on the back of the book
The director throws money at the special effects department
???
Profit!

oh wait...

Anyway, Haven't read Brisngr yet, but I will as soon as I make my way to a book store

At 9/21/08 04:15 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: you could sit there playing "Chainsaw the children" on NG.... OR YOU COULD GO TO SPACE CAMP AND FIRE ROCKET POWER CHAINSAW LAUNCHERS AT ALIEN CHILDREN!!
is that good enough?

yes, yes, very nicely done

At 9/21/08 03:19 PM, Puzzled wrote:
dont feed the troll human limbs!

Thats the rancor, and I don't think that was a human's arm...

anyways

You could spend the afternoon doing chores for your grandma... or YOU COULD GO TO SPACE CAMP AND INFECT HER WITH THE SPACE PLAGUE, AND THEN FUCK ALIENS!!!!

In Motivational Poster form...

Space Camp: Not for whales.

You could feed the troll... OR YOU COULD GO TO SPACE CAMP AND FEED THE RANCOR!!!

ok, either deadbolt or c1ph3r wins

They stay in the kitchen, right next to the oven, and don't ever leave

you could spend 14 minutes on photoshop making a lolcat... OR YOU COULD GO TO SPACE CAMP AND BATTLE HOSTILE JUNGLE CATS ON THE THIRD MOON OF PLANET AWESOME!!!!

I loves me some sushi, but make sure you get the good sushi! Bad sushi like you get at walmart or something will fuck you up

Remember the commercials that used to be on TV advertising space camp for young children? They would always be like "You could stay at home playing videogames, or you could go to SPACE CAMP and live the real adventure!" They would always make whatever you were doing sound really fucking lame because you weren't at space camp.

Well, this has become something of an inside joke with my friends, where we take it to ridiculous levels such as:

You could go on a date with that girl down the street... or you could go to SPACE CAMP and FUCK ALIENS!!!

You could listen to your parents and go to bed at 9:30, or you could KILL YOUR PARENTS and come live at SPACE CAMP!!!!

You could learn to tap dance at the community center... or you could be STRAIGHT and come to SPACE CAMP!!!

Anyway, I would love to hear more examples.

You could write be on the Newgrounds forums... or you could go to SPACE CAMP and ride meteors into the face of GOD!!!

At 9/21/08 12:39 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: I guess when choosing a weapon you need to consider how portable, durable, and maintainable it is. If I was going to carry one weapon with me for the rest of my life, it would probably be a machete.

Such a multi-purpose weapon can be used in any sort of close-quarters situation, as well as be useful as a tool. It doesn't need to be reloaded, and sharpening it is a breeze.

yeah, but the Large Hadron Collider could recreate the big bang and blow everything to fuck.

The Large Hadron Collider!

At 9/21/08 12:25 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Would you put a sticker that says "Bush + Cheney 08" on your car just to see the reactions?

It's not like they care about the constitution anyway, why the fuck not? Bush Cheney 08: Doin' it for the lulz

lol, a d20 clock, that's awesome!

Sim City 4
WoW
Travian

Fuck it, I'll start it off. Talking about D&D btw.
I think I personally prefer the set up of 4th edition for a few reasons,
a) you can actually keep characters a live for the first few levels.
b) DMing is much more simple, and up to individual interpretation
c) Combat is enormously simplified

the drawbacks, which I also give as the 3.5 advantage
a) not alot as far as new campaign settings. Forgotten Realms is out now, but damnit, I want some Eberron
b) Less character race and class options than 3.5

Anyone else out there willing to admit they enjoy a good dungeon crawl?

Hitler's not fictional

If you understood the meaning of the title, then I know you have an opinion on it!

Come on, don't be afraid of looking like a nerd, we're on a fucking internet forum.

Vaati, the richard simmons of Nintendo villians
A Zelda game needs to have Ganon for that epic feel, otherwise it just seems more like a sidestory

At 9/20/08 04:27 PM, Tykwa wrote: cock-joke

Wow, battle of the epics!

I can't wait for the "Fucking BIg Hadron Collider"
You know, the one designed to shoot the planet Earth into the planet Mars. Scientists predict this will produce a substantial amount of lulz.

At 9/19/08 01:48 PM, BatDan wrote: Satch Boogie by Joe Satriani

Shame on you for thinking Hotel California. That song is way too easy on every instrument.

Drums and Bass, yes. But the guitar in that song, especially the rhythm, is always sliding all over the place, and the final guitar solo is one of the best in classic rock

Well, as we all know now, and most of us knew before hand, the Large Hadron Collider did not kill us all.

So those of you out there who are paranoid about the end of the world, set your worrying minds on...

The Super Large Hadron Collider!
Yes, this upgrade to the Large Hadron Collider, planned for 2012 (you know, when everyone else says the world will end) is supposed to offer a massive upgrade to increase the luminocity of the collider, thus increasing chances for the more rare reactions the scientists built the thing for in the first place.

but wait, there's more!

One upping the Large Hadron collider and the Super Lagre Hadron Collider is a new challanger...

The Very Large Hadron Collider!

This baby is far too expensive and well, large, to exist right now, but hypothetically when it is built in the near future, it will make the Large Hadron Collider look like a pea shooter...

Don't you love technology?

At this point, everyone has probably seen the songlist for World Tour. IF not;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_son gs_in_Guitar_Hero_World_Tour

But does anybody know which song they selected to come last, you know, the final boss song?

My personal vote would be for Hotel California

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
I consider this to be the greatest non Legend of Zelda game of all time.
The humor is outright hilarious, the battling system is simple and fun, all of the characters are well developed (adding to the humor that every female character in the game wants in mario's pants) and the final boss fight is fucking awesome, and the first time around, fairly challenging if you haven't experiance grinded.

sweet, that works out well

And woot! 100th post

allright, I'm playing a game with my friends, and we're trying to associate a food with every letter of the alphabet.
The problem is, we can't think of one for X. Any ideas?

Batman may seem like the bad ass choice, but consider this: Batman's love interest was blown up and the remaining bits burnt to a crisp. Christian Bale gets to hit this every night

A tough question indeed: Who would you rather be, Batman, or Christian Bale?