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At 6/14/08 03:37 AM, Jenou wrote: -she doesnt make eye contact well

We dont always know where to look, if we look at you, you sometimes get freaked, if we look away then you think we're not interested.

-you're making out and she constantly takes 'breaks' to kiss your neck or cheek or to just hug you.

Thats because we like doing that, and like having it done to us. Kissing feels good in other places.

-you're trying to advance downward and she grabs your hand/moves it.

Might just be not in the mood.

-you know she can dance, but with you she dances like a doll

Doesnt want to embarress you, maybe she thinks she cant dance, maybe she's trying not to draw other male attention to herself.

-when you have sex shes like a fuckin mannequin

Not in the mood?

-you tell her you love her and she says "me too," "okay," or even "that's nice"

Its quicker sometimes

-she talks a lot about her ex(es)

She's insecure about if your ok with her having ex(es)

These can be bad signs but they might not be, just talk to her!

40%, not bad

Ok, so my friend is totally into the leather boots and motor bike thing. He thinks he's totally hardcore badass.

I was wondering, what makes a badass person?

although he does look like a geek so i think he's doing it wrong

its basically, if you leave your computer with your status 'online' if you dont come back to it for a set period of time it changes to idle

At 6/11/08 01:10 PM, subarufreak wrote: for upcoming events

its annoying any ideas?

take a couple of low strength painkillers (paracetamol) a couple of hours before said event. it really takes the edge of your nerves.

As long as your imagining your girlfriend/partner in those kinds of situation then no. Its when your acutally desiring over the female porn stars that your likely to upset someone. So as long as its just spurring on sexual fantasies of you and your partner, go for it!

Its a photoshopped chicken people...no woman has sking like that down there!!! I should know!! I'm a woman!!

i can understand why she's angry but she needs to get over it. you need to explain to her how you feel, this will tell you what kind of a person she really is. If shes compassionate and understands, then you've got a winner and you can build on what you first had or develop a good friendship.
If she completely rips it out of you....push her straight out of your mind!

But really you need to find a woman who you can talk to, become best friends with one first, then take it further....things will really work out better.

im obssessed with junk food, cant stop eating it. im lucky that im still slim (uk size 12) but i need to kick this habit before it messes with my health..

How do i do it??

and how do you kick your bad habits?

Use headphones, shut the door, turn the screen brightness down, dont have the light on.

Come on....grow up will you, this is a good thread about helping someone get a good excercise plan together, not about comparing your cock size, if you wanna do that....create a new thread about it!

Wolf

Ok, for best results you need to plan your excersice. Every OTHER day you should work on building muscles (sit ups, push ups, weights, squats) Buy some pilates dvd's they help burn fat and gives some wicked muscle strength and definition.

The days your NOT training your muscles, you need to do a cardio excersise like jogging or cycling, this gives your muscles a day to repair themselves. and its in this time that your muscles will bulk up.
This will also improve your overall fitness.

The other thing is you need to eat protein, its essential in the building of muscles, and breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Start the day with a glass of milk and a good big breakfast and your set for the day.

Get involved in a club, go out with friends, get a girlfriend (or boyfriend), go and do things that you've always wanted to do. Try and learn something new and exciting like skateboarding, parkour or BMXing. Seriously, i know how you feel, but i my computer is the only form of communication i have to my boyfriend and other friends. Just spend an hour a day going for a walk, working out, get a job, meet new people. Anything, just go outside!

Probably some of the best things to try are:

Get a job
Get a girlfriend (or Boyfriend)
Go out for a coffee or soda with friends
Join a sports team
Learn something new.

I hope this has helped.

Im passing on the good old sega genisis with sonic!

At 6/10/08 02:27 PM, Ceaser1908 wrote: Hey all, I was wondering if anybody knew about money making survey sites? I signed up for one today and supposedly made $15 off of an hours of work, with an emphasis on the word supposedly... I'd like to devote a couple of hours a week on this but definitely don't want to waste my time if it's a scam.

The idea of making an extra $150+ off of a couple of hours of clicking is too tempting to me... So does anybody know about these sites? I'm using Cashcrate Try it for a couple of days and tell me what your results are.

Usually the way these things work are by paying you half the amount they get paid by you clicking on adverts. They arent scams, but keep an eye on your bank balance.

At 6/10/08 04:11 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 6/10/08 04:00 PM, Swolfx wrote: Stand by me by temptations

its an oldie but its me and my mans song

Don't you mean by Ben E King?

Probably, i just have it labelled as oldies temptations

Sally Acorn!!! or basically anyone from sonic

Stand by me by temptations

its an oldie but its me and my mans song

Worst Boyf: Mike - Went out with him for 2 months, only saw him twice

Best Boyf: Current one Chris - He sweet, kind and looks after me really well.

Prepared to be flamed, insulted and hated.

No seriously there are some cool people on newgrounds but you will get the piss ripped out of you for anything and everything

Ah....new blood

At 6/10/08 09:55 AM, ResidentOEvil wrote: Ha. Try to percieve that!

More on topic, I can't wear my fave color to school.

You should so go to school naked and tell them your wearing your favourite coloured clothes...Clear!

Ok heres your choice:

A really fit (bloke or woman) With a huge cock or tits, is a nympho but is absolutely crap in bed and it an asshole

OR

A really fat and ugly (bloke or woman) With a tiny cock or saggy tits, who's got more bush than a hedge but is the nicest person and can fufil all your sexual needs??

Your choice newgrounds!

Erm yea, never heard of it before.

At 6/10/08 09:23 AM, ryanstood wrote: hey (again) guys
ok i was trying to get my boner off so hard that i put on some porn (u know like the rly hard stuf.. one night in paris and all) anyway soo i noticed that well the guys dick is sooo unbelievably large. What the fuck is thtat its discusting (i still have my boner by the way) and soo im asking a 3 inch dick is perfectly fine isnt it.. Anything larger than 4 inches is just abnormal.

The average mans penis when erect is 5 inches

Anything over 8 inches will probably hurt a woman

Basically anything between 2-8 inches is normal

Pornstars have on average 10 inch dicks.......its not normal and not good, just be happy with what you got.

Look for fat naked lady porn, that'll turn you off OR look for pictures of penis surgery gone wrong.

Its called a LAPtop for a reason, they're designed to be used in close proximity to your body, its true that everything emits radiation but its of such small quantities its not worth worrying about. The only health worry you need be concerned with, is if its a note book not a laptop and it gets so hot it burns your leg (Like mine) but there are ways of solving that.

What instruments do you play NG?

I play bass and drums,

a little keyboard and guitar but not very well

How about racing your monster truck against a harrier and have it transform into a supercool fighter jet and enter a jet tournement where you play air hocky with a blimp whilst having to hot girls sit next to you in pilot outfits.

Swallow, its more intimate and spitting totally ruins the mood.