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HAha!! Nice one!

At 6/20/08 03:51 AM, dogpup4 wrote: Move to a flat then. That's not hard.

i have a crap job, i cant afford it

Alright so, im 18 and i live at home because its so fucking hard to get a place of your own in england.

My mum is a fucking dictator, seriously, she has to control everything i do and hits me if i dont! And my dad spineless and never back me up.

our house is a mess and they expect me to tidy up their stuff and do ALL the household jobs. But once i've done them all, they shout at me telling me i've done nothing and hit me!

Newgrounds i need you help.....what do i do its driving me crazy!

I have a domino's on my street corner like, 3 houses away. So one night im babysitting for my cousin, so i cant leave the house..... i order a pizza from dominoes.....I live 3 houses away right?......its takes them an hour and a half to deliver it!!!

Van Halen, Foriegner, Gary Moore, Guns N Roses, Queen

Not sure if this counts as classick rock but:

Status Quo, Rolling Stones.

At 6/19/08 04:16 PM, whatty wrote: Ban me if you will, I'm finished my exams for good, I love every single one of you!

hate me all you want, all the regulars, please insult me. I want to prove that nothing can bring me down!

See y'all in 7 hours.

Anyone else happy to finish exams!?

DUDE!!! i had my last exams today!!! WOOT AWESOME!!

Dude, buy her some baby wipes and tell her everytime she doesnt wipe the seat, you smash something of hers...

seriously....from personal expericance....ITS NOT THAT DIFFICULT NOT TO GET IT ON THE SEAT!!!

I could easily get Windows XP, but I like Vista, so is it worth getting Vista Ultimate & do I only have to pay once?

i have vista ultimate i only had to pay once, its alright.

At 6/19/08 01:48 PM, dark-fox wrote:

At 6/19/08 01:42 PM, Swolfx wrote: Small nails, broken glass, bullets

ANYTHING SHARP!!!

I would like to take a moment to say that i do not condone hurting gophers.....but explosions are cool!

I'm not going to hurt it, just kill it instantly and painlessly. It's pretty old anyway and he's not in the best condition so im doing it a favor.

If you want to kill it instantly....Flood the hole and send an electric pulse through it...make sure your insulated tho.

How about a little sign that says "You just got owned!"

Small nails, broken glass, bullets

ANYTHING SHARP!!!

I would like to take a moment to say that i do not condone hurting gophers.....but explosions are cool!

Metal Gear Soild 4!!!!! i dont have a PS3 so i cant get one, but i can reassure you that the previous games were fucking awesome!

Limewire is legal to download, and its legal to download user made stuff like on the audio portal, BUT its illegal to download commercial songs by your favourite artist.

Basically its illegal to download anything by anyone famous on there because your not paying them royalties

AND

if you have limewire on your computer and have to take it in to be repaired IF someone finds limewire on your PC, they have to report it and you could be fined and/or imprisoned.

lol!

At 6/19/08 09:46 AM, Eggys wrote: And you are not female.

Me? Yes i am, boobs, vagina...yup got everything i need to class as a woman ;)

obsessed with arse sex???

every time i get a porn pop up or im talking to one of my malee friends..all i ever see or hear is about arse sex...i mean COME ON!! its disguisting!! Why would you shove your dick where shit comes out?!

please just clear this up for me because i dont understand the workings of the male brain..

it seriously pissed me off, it wasnt scary, it wasnt funny and it ruined a perfectly good game

David Beckham
Tom Cruise
Orlando Bloom
Brad Pitt

Just because she's going on the pill, it doesnt mean she doesnt trust you with just a condom. The pill just makes girls feel safer. And seriously dude....if your not wanting her to take the pill because you think she doesnt trust you...you got ALOT of growing up to do. If your girl doesnt feel, happy, confident and safe....then she aint gonna get down and dirty with you.

Join the army, s far as i know you get accomodation, you get fit, and you get to serve your country.

Either that or go to uni or join something else that will get you somewhere to stay

Blaze FTW! She's Awsome!!

Beastiality!!

I liked this one...

Dude, Grow up, Its a TV show, you dont like it? DONT WATCH IT! not rocket science. Get the TV remote, change the channel, stop being a drama queen!

Yea...NEVER click on a link unless you can see the web address and you know what it is.

At 6/15/08 11:56 AM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 6/15/08 11:35 AM, Swolfx wrote: 8+ inches has been proven to hurt a woman.

I beg to disagree.

Yea ok i guess it depends on the woman lol

As long as it feels good who cares what size!

Already got my dream guy

The Average guys Penis is 4.5 inches. The worlds smallest is 1.5 inches. The worlds largest is 14 inches.

So if your 5+ inches, your penis is above average.

8+ inches has been proven to hurt a woman.

Heres a picture of rouge im in the middle of drawing on paint

Yes, yes they can. I can! although i dont have the belly peircing or the baby t-shirt.