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Your Mum!

That is the single worst insult in the world. IMHO.

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It was a good film. Worth the cinema ticket BUT....

1) It was half an hour too long. The last half an hour wasnt needed or nessecery it was pointless.

2) Heath Ledgers perfomance was good...but not amazing. everyone is saying it was amazing because he's dead but the truth is....its all that.

3) It was repetative and predictable

4) They replaced the good storyline like in batman begins for theatrical stunts and action.

THE GOOD BITS

The Joker. (whilst not being heath ledgers best performance....it was still good!)

My boyfriend has bought tickets for us to go and see The Dark Night today!!!!

Anyone else going to see it at any point?

ok, this may be old, i dont know know but its the first time i've seen this video and it cracks me up every time SFW Enjoy!!

Narcoleptic Cat!!!

lol Very nice! I had to study this for music, this would have made it so much more interesting!

*thumbs up*

At 7/24/08 02:07 PM, IFABF wrote: Being kicked in the nuts for the equivalent time of giving birth. Or giving birth. Nobody can ever know.

Being kicked in the balls, because a recent scientific study has PROVEN women can withstand more pain than men, are better with directions and remember more.

Men are stronger, better at spacial perception and technological understanding.

Men and Women are equal!

18 and a couple of months shy of 19

Buy the special condoms which desensitze the head of your penis. it'll make you last longer

Go to your local Chromos or big art shop!

At 7/15/08 09:49 PM, spite-skater wrote: I got these for 10 bucks at the mall. 10 BUCKS! I think they're pretty fucking awesome and I love the Arrows!
Tell me what you think, Are they Wack or Fresh?

Dude they're converse...auto coolness!!!! and only 10 bucks! Damn!

At 7/21/08 03:15 PM, Hebzzz wrote: The fact god sends you pain is because of what then ? HE most of cherished you alot :) and why the fuck you whine about period you'll jus tliv elonger because you'll have less iron in your body so you whine for nothing... And I never catch a cold or go to bed when I'm sick I hate not moving so what you said has no fucking sense...

I was stereotyping with the cold scenario....and dont throw god into it because im not religous

All im saying is we are just as strong and capable as men, just in different ways.

So erm.....FUCK OFF!

Proof that women ARE NOT inferior.

1) What do most men have sex with or jack of to picures of.......WOMEN....we serve as your means to relieve sexual tension....

2) If women are so inferior.....why do men risk their lives to save women or bend over backwards to please women?? sounds like your in our control

3) If it wast for women all you men would be gay! (i have nothing against gays i just know that most pubesent boys hate being called gay)

4) Every month we endure a week of pain just so the likes of you can one day be born. For some girls this pain is equal to labour pain. We suffer that every month for a week, for YEARS!! But as soon as a man catches a cold...he's in bed for 2 weeks too weak to move a muscle.

5) Woman have asbestos hands! FACT: Most men cannot withstand high temperatures as well as women can. This is for a biological reason.

Now i am NOT saying women are better than men....im saying we are equal.

Ok so, my boyfriends sister is a complete bitch to him! always get him in trouble with his parents make them do whatever she wants and she's finally got a boyfriend (she's 21).

so her boyfriend has his own flat yet she makes him stay at her house where they do nothing and make MY boyfriend do everything.

For example, picking up the dog crap from the garden and charging him money for favours.

Her dad has been telling her to move out and that her boyfriend isnt allowed to stay in the house any more, but she's been ignoring it.

Finally today her parents walked in her room and found a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs.......now there having her out of the house!!!

1) do you think this is fair on her?
2) ever been caught with anything kinky??
3)KARMA!!!

Hell! you only live once!! who gives a shit...how about this realisation.....

Myth: Masturbation os healthy and natural

Reality: Masturbation is healthy and natural! Not only can it help you discover your sexuality but you can use it to discover what fufills you sexually and then pass that knowledge onto your partner. If masturbation is imaginary pleasure.....then sex is too and i think we'd all agree that sex feeling good IS NOT imaginary! Not to mention its a damn turn on to see your partner do it!

MATURBATION FTW!!!

Dude, i scared Brian Blessed!

You have a good point!!

But falling in love....and i mean TRUELY falling in love is the single best feeling in the world.

At 7/13/08 11:22 AM, DarkShadowblade wrote: Here's what i do. Wake up at like 7 am.

Play DDR for a hour if you have it.
Go to The park, and do a 1 mile jog.
Come back and have breakfast.
During the afternoon, Do some Push ups and sit ups. And your good.
EAT STUFF AT A MODERATION.

Dont have DDR.....might go for an hours cycle instead

At 7/13/08 11:15 AM, DavidArchuletaa wrote: Hi Sweetheart! Can I buy you a drink? X)

Flat tummies are overrated.

They are overratted!

Flat toned stomach??

I've been have a summer binge eat and need to slim down again?? How do i get a flat tummy?!!

At 7/13/08 07:45 AM, bob389 wrote: Also you've just coped and pasted that of the Internet because the piece of paper my mum showed me said "have a teacher explain this if they can" and "heres the kicker" and they were all in the same order. All you've done is coped this of the Internet, so don't try to take credit for this.

I'm well aware of the fact that i copied and pasted. I just thought it would be funny to test you yanks on your own history.

Hello! im female!

At 7/13/08 06:26 AM, PsychoticMind wrote:

At 7/13/08 06:22 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Old as the internet.

The thread starter has just lost every ounce of my respect for him. God damn unoriginal bastard.

Dude...im female!!!

Check out my tits!

asshole

At 7/13/08 06:22 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: i suck cock

Congrats!

wow people actually believed this!

History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Congratulations, waste your money and life on watching men in tights....if your going to do that......at leat take yourself to a gay bar so your getting some REAL action.

CLICK HERE!

I think this gets the general feeling across perfectly!

At 7/10/08 12:22 PM, the-dz wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9357 03

Ignorance is proven

Whilst she IS being a complete noob for posting that, both Learnt and Learned are gramatically correct, thus your ignorance is proven by thinking otherwise.

At 7/10/08 10:16 AM, Cubone wrote: wheres the i dont give a flying fuck catergory

i think i belong in that one

Make that 2 of us!

Erm yea, SEGA still rules!

Eggman finally gets one over on sonic