So I'm kind of a pervert. I like to PM random guys on Newgrounds and like to see what "gets them off"
So I'm lurking through the BBS and I find this guy who apparently hacks accounts. He sounds pretty interesting so I decide to look him up and contact him. I contact him via AIM and he seems pretty nice. We start talking and I tell him that I'm gay. There's a silence, but then he types in "me too".
This is where it got interesting. We get talking and the conversation gets hot. He sends me a picture of his penis (not too impressive not sufficed) and I send him mine (I'd say I'm pretty well endowed, he was amazed). This started to really turn me on. He started talking dirty to me about how he really wanted my penis in his asshole and how he wanted my seamen to fill the rims of his tight "asshole" I quickly found a condom that I had and put it on my dick because the lube in it feels good and if you squeeze your fist around your penis tight enough it really does feel like a butthole (try it sometime)
So I just finished jacking off to this whole conversation and now I'm bored. Here's the after math. I don't know what to do with it now, my trash can is full. And I can't let my mom see it (she's down stairs) I might have to store it in the corner of my room. This could be cool because I wanna see what happens to it over time.
So tell my Newgrounds, have you ever jacked off to a person on the internet and saved the seamen?
