dying of being too manly....just like me.....i....can...... feel......myself DYING!!!! AND ITS AWESOME!

oh, pleeze make it on psp!(and xbox and well other consoles) i have been wanting a behemoth game for my psp(but all of them are on xbox!) and the new playstation store for psp can make it an available download (although most likely i will get the disk.....i dont want to use up ALL of my memory) and can you make it support online? it looks like it could support online play rather nicely.

the noob collab was the worst one of all

At 3/14/09 05:02 PM, FLAMEBOY97 wrote: That would be pretty awesome.Just sitting there playing dad n' me on the good ole' PS3.

or better, take it on the go!

patapon 2! the tension of it coming out is killing me! its available in Japan and in the UK but it wont be available in america until 5-5-09! to me patapon 2 IS a gem(even more valuable than a favroje egg)

At 3/13/09 11:26 PM, Kwing wrote: Just because it isn't exactly like the description you read doesn't mean it's a bad game.
Wow, I haven't played flow in ages...

it is bad! YEAH, ART WAS THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT IT INTRESTING! gawd, i want my money back for that game! no exitment or anything

i think NG needs one. it would be great to get some of newgrounds best games for consoles (such as the psp or xbox) like they should just have a disk with games like "portal defenders" and "crunchdown" and possibly "castle crashing the beard" and "mastermind WC". that sort of thing, i would love to get some NG games on my psp! hell, dad n' me could also be a good one.

ya, know just a cluster of some of newgrounds best games on the go!

flOw is the worst

gears or war 2

OK, quick overview: dont buy flOw!!

flOw is a game available in the playstation store for the psp. the description of the game is "eat smaller fish to evolve, avoid getting eaten by larger fish" well, that doesnt happen! i attacked a smaller fish i won i attacked a bigger fish and it didnt even fight back! bigger fish dont even try to attack you! also, you can finish the game in little over 2 hours and you can only play as 6 fish.

i give flOw 0/10 because flOw is retarded.

At 3/13/09 02:28 PM, TheZach wrote: Stfu or I'll kill you.

word.

At 3/11/09 07:13 PM, Toukeman wrote: Wisdom teeth being pulled. Dude I feel bad for you. Those really hurt. Well good luck getting them out.

You'll need it....

naw its cool, i'll be knocked out anyways

hey NG i sort of got to thinking newgrounds should start making its own mad libs, so, here are some of mine! feel free to play on my mad libs, or create your own mad libs

RULES:

all mad libs must be related to NG in some way

all forum rules apply.

if were lucky this may just become a NG store item :P

here are my mad libs the areas in parenthesis are the areas you need to fill

MAD LIB #1

one day Tom Fulp was (verb) when all of a sudden he sees (persons name) so they decide to go to (name of area/place) where they started killing random (animals/people) and so Tom was later arested by the cops but escaped from jail using (name of item) and he now forever (something he would do)

well thats the only mad lib i could come up with on short notice. feel free to make your own or just fill in the blanks (erm, i mean parenthesis) on mine!

yep, NG its true. today (wendsday) is my last day of school while everyone has to wait til friday (including you!) well its good but theres a reason: i have dental surgury (which you guys dont have, lucky bastards) i need to get my wisdom teeth taken out because my mouuth isnt big enough to hold them, also i have K9 tooth that never grew out sooo.....yeah, that one goes out too. they well give me pain meds for it though and i will be asllep anyways

ok, so what exactly do these things do thats so important that their on my front page? are there other games becides portal defenders that does this?

nope no trophy, you just get noticed by Tom.......and, yeah, thats about it just being noticed

At 2/25/09 07:10 PM, Imaku wrote: I'm not obsessed with NG enough to dream about it.

im not either i was just on for a long time (can you blame me it was a sunday?)

i wonder what Tom would say if he read this thread.

At 2/25/09 07:00 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: LIES. STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS ME.

not lies

yes, this is a silly thread i know but tell me about it. heres what haapened in mine:
Tom fulp was my dad and Wade was my mom (the horror!) and it was wierd because Wade had boobs (oh god its worse than before!) and cripple boy (from "nameless") was MY older brother *gasp* and Luis was my cousin!(dear god no not Luis!)
i guess this dream was influenced by the fact i was on NG once until like 12:00 at night watching nameless and checking out the NG lit. section.

now tell me YOUR wierd dream

At 2/25/09 06:40 PM, stephen-robinson wrote:

At 2/25/09 06:35 PM, sweet21 wrote:

At 2/25/09 06:29 PM, Xarnor wrote: The portal could use less shit being submitted every day...

yeah but i want more blam and protection points.

Why does it matter? I joined newgrounds nearly 5 years ago and don't even care about my level.

so i can save the submissions i love. i gave a submission a 5 and it got blammed! *gasp*

well, its nothing intresting. the thing all ancient cultures were pointing at was a galactic allignment. to start this off let me just say it is IMPOSSIBLE to predict the appocolypes. back on topic: on 2012 all that really happens is a galactic allignment where the center of the universe, all galaxies, Earth, and our sun allign.

what this is SUPPOSE to do is heat up our Earth by a-few degrees though this is JUST rumored by the science community(it is possible nothing will happen). if this is anything like the planetary allignment ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! all 2012 is is simple superstition just like the planetary allignment was.

At 2/25/09 06:29 PM, Xarnor wrote: The portal could use less shit being submitted every day...

yeah but i want more blam and protection points.

so what did you guys think about House when he finnaly shaved? i thought he looked wierd

At 2/25/09 05:57 PM, Grubby wrote: If you were put into a modern combat situation right at this moment, would you have some skills to be a formidable warrior?

no

Let's say you were simply zapped into the middle of a firefight in Iraq with a M4 Carbine.

*gasp*

Would your gaming experience help you?

depends.....probably not, no

Or did you never get into shooters and would you be screwed?

i love shooters

Or did all those hours prestiging in Call of Duty 4 pay off?

never played COD 4

What would happen?

i would probably hide behing a dirt mound and blind shoot and accidentally hit a freind and i would be the only one left in the field and run into a building where i would try to shoot out the window...poorly

then get shot and not be able to find a med kit and say "damn nobody told me i was on hard mode!"

left 4 porn lol. i wont watch it though it sounds sick

there are not that many subbmissions coming to the portal today. any idea when it will speed up?

because, the huge ass one in the middle is larger and more important so slicing upward releases more blood and cuts the main vein even more so a cut from this vein has a hard time to stop bleeding so cutting this vein without proper medical attention will make you bleed out, while, cutting across barely dents the main vein and cuts smaller less important veins which can easily be patched up with a rag.

At 2/25/09 12:39 PM, dave-mac-dave wrote: Is it wrong that I immediately thought that it was a black person who hypothetically holding the gun to my head?

no, your mind is just influenced by stereotypes

HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIES!!