At 4/8/09 05:54 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: You have matches, a can of petrol, a knife, and a computer with internet access. You are a sixteen year old ginger kid living in the UK.

What do you do?

sir tom is crazy (he will be missed)

i have not visited the audio portal recently so i never got to listen to it

islands dont sink water rises. by the way i think they found some physical evidence somewhere, not sure where but i think they showed it on national geographic

he ate it just because he felt like it......either that or a crazy fetish went horriby wrong. i dont know im just guessing!

juicy fruit is AWESOME!

At 4/2/09 06:02 PM, Jamie wrote:

but Coco is the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen. When I'm fucking a girl, I usually think of Coco Bandicoot to climax. When I'm girl-free, I sit on my arm until it falls asleep, then stare at a picture of Coco Bandicoot and stroke my dick with my dead arm, so it feels like I am getting a handjob from Coco Bandicoot.

ooooookay.......

picture?

At 3/31/09 03:46 PM, Raguel wrote: Napoleon Bonaparte is....

The Surprise Sex Time Bandit!

lol

i misspelled youtube once (not really sure if im allowed to tell you what i typed it though [it took me to a porn site])

i got almost the same reaction you did when the link actually went somewhere (what was on the site caught me by surprise but then again the internet is chock full of these kinds of websites so im not entirely sure why i was surprised oh well)

lol they made fun of the spectators.

nobody here knows that im scared of the dark, oh and i cook (mostly pastas and quizines) i also hate the clock krew

i felt like it.

it also could have been the badass music and super cool games and movies too but im not entirly sure it could also be because i want to submit stuff into the portal hmmm.....

5 minutes walking distance or driving distance?

i watch real porn not hentai , hentai is stupid

awwww......21 sweet street doesn't exist. (no duh who would name a street sweet?)

link blocked on my computer (labeled under lingrie/bikini [wtf?])

At 3/24/09 03:32 PM, DeIirium wrote: That´s the joke..

i think its kreg, it sounded like him sort of. although it could be kenny.....

it doesnt make you evil (period)

i change my answer:

fighting mike tyson on the roof of the empire state building while god throws meteors at you and king kong roaring in the background while getting shot at with heat seeking missles all while making a cup of coffee and smoking cigarretes even though you have cancer.........and in the end being too manly killed you (lol)

At 3/16/09 05:13 AM, flakmonkey wrote: Hello Newgrounders

sup

1. Are you Male or Female:
A) Male
B) Female

i have a penis.....

2. Your age:
A) Under 15
B) 16 - 18
C) 19 - 21
D) 22 - 24

under 15 im 14

3. Which game genera would you prefer:
A) Arcade
B) FPS
C) RTS
D) Racing

arcade

4. Which is your preferred console:
A) PC
B) XBox 360
C) PS3
D) Handholds (PSP, DS)

i enjoy psp (best to have it on the go)

5. Which in game camera angle to you prefer:
A) 1st person
B) 3rd person
C) Interchangeable
D) Fixed

all 4 just to mess around with the camera angles

6. Out of these classic arcade games, which do you prefer:
A) Raiden
B) R-Type
C) Star Fox
D) Zero Wing

i dont know most of those so starfox

7. Which would you prefer in a game:
A) In-depth story
B) Fast pace action
C) Customizable parts
D) Choose your destiny style

choose your destiny

8. In the classic arcade scrolling shooters, which appealed to you:
A) The highscore
B) The endless enemies
C) The weaponry
D) The Boss fights

the highscores. (just do me a favor and dont do that thing people do where they set up a fake high score to top the charts)

9. Which would you prefer in a game:
A) A fixed camera angle (i.e Set Birds eye view)
B) Different camera angles for different situations (Side view for inside a ship then Birds eye when out)
C) Classic gameplay (blast your way through, boss fight, next level)
D) Dynamic gameplay (select your path, activate goals/ triggers for bonus levels, upgrade)

B) and D) both are good better together

10. What do you prefer as a reward for your efforts:
A) Cut-scenes
B) New weaponry
C) New available upgrades
D) New paths/ levels

new levels and stuff (please also include bonus levels for doing achievments)

11. How do you acquire your games:
A) Purchase at a store
B) Purchase at a on-line store
C) Purchase and Download (eg. Steam)

both A) and C)

Thank you very much for your time :)

your welcome

yeah, but we eat fish too so im pretty sure plankton wont be a problem. also sharks eat out fish so with them gone we have more fish to capture and eat thereby solving the problem if Africa.
(i just blew a hole in your logic)

luis because he serves as an inspiration point to me.

AIDS

At 3/18/09 06:36 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Xavier: Renegade Angel

There are 0 good reasons as to why this show even exists.

havent seen that yet its on too late (cant stay up)

At 3/18/09 06:29 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: iFuckingCarly.

when i first heard of that show i thought it was sponsored by apple

when you fight up close he does the tornado punch but hit him at a distance and he wont be able to reach you with his arms and you can beat him that way.

or just beat him up when hes a bubble and keep johnnyutah alive so he can keep going back into bubble form!

or run up and straight down quick swing run back up quick swing keep doing that or attemp a combo if you think you can

so newgrounds, what do YOU think is the dumbest t.v. show ever? be honest and include reasons why
(include pictures if possible)

im gonna have to go with 6teen. that show is stupid. tacky animation, wannabee cool and well......uh everyone looks gay.....i mean that litterally too. i wont provide any examples >:( i didnt even want to finish watching the show either the plot lines are just too stupid.

i dont smoke, i plan on saving my money and seeing the kids at my school that do smoke makes me want to stay away even more. the kids at my school look MESSED UP i mean, dark areas uder their eyes, bad smell......no, no smoking

At 3/18/09 04:38 PM, speakerlight wrote: die by juggling chainsaws in the middle of a battlefield while being shot at by ak'47s on all sides,your last words being "fuck you'.

true.

the physics engine on that game sucked. seriously i fliped over on a pile of a rock that a car in real life could just drive over.

the game was fun though.