it stands for FEDERAL BOOBIE INSPECTOR oh wait,thats FBI

At 10/30/08 07:40 PM, ClearRed wrote: look on the bright side maybe stupid people like you wont be around anymore.

fingers crossed for eugenics.

your just as stupid,your on newgrounds!

there is this scientific study going around that says male sperm is developing more women than men and over the years its getting worse they say its something in our water that we reuse. it is predicted sometime around 300 years in the fiture the world will be made of 90%women and only 10%men
it could extinct the human race in at least 600-700 years

but look at the bright side,we got more chicks ;D

i made a bilboard for newgrounds.com in my back yard and put it on my street corner and its been there for three weeks and still there. i dont own a digital camera or cell phone so dont ask for pictures!

At 10/20/08 02:35 AM, Oppugnant wrote: TOAD.

now THAT i dont understand

At 10/19/08 11:50 PM, Parlux wrote: SO fellas where do you hide your porn? i am an idiot and place it in most obvious spot like under the mattress, or do become jack off-man with your porn, and left a boob swinging book shelf of your hidden stash?

theres a broken poster in my room under my bed and the hole is 3 feet deep.

i changed your message

HE CAME BACK! hes staring at me right now outside the window...i tried to call 911 but he cut the phone lines,i have to watch my back,Michael Jackson can step into the light unlike Marylin Manson
if i dont make it out alive, tell my girlfreind i love her...

At 10/20/08 02:23 AM, JoeyRamone wrote:

At 10/20/08 02:14 AM, sweet21 wrote: i have it on the internet but i need help,my sister can tell i was watching porn on her computer even when i deleted the web history! how did she figure it out?! can i stop it?

Because you're 14 and jack off twice a day.

i dont wank,its better watching it

gays should not be married,if they do,they will take over the world by addopting children and making them gay then in a matter of time the human race will cease to exist because everyone on earth was gay...sad,sad ending DONT LET IT HAPPEN,YES ON PROP 8

i have it on the internet but i need help,my sister can tell i was watching porn on her computer even when i deleted the web history! how did she figure it out?! can i stop it?

one came in my room last night...its eyes were glowing and it said it was marrying michael jackson and i had to come with it,then i turned on the lights and its skin started burning and it flew away...im scared

not all is satanic but maryline manson,if he comes in my room at night i will fucking shoot him I SWEAR!

fat chicks with boob and butt meat are better then ones with a big belly, mabey thats why men wanna....eh you get my point.

and why should i care? hes everywhere and i dont even know what he does!

they have a simmilar theme its all popular newgrounds characters put together

NG ONLINE
its a 3-D version of NG characters but online! play against freinds and everything!

DEATH GAMES:
do you hate it when you die and have to wait for your teammates to die or kill?well not any more! INTRODUCING DEATH GAMES!these are games you can play while you wait

1)picoman:pacman plain and simple

2)invaders:help tom protect newgrounds by shooting viruses!

NG SILVER
starring 9 playable NG characters the plot is that all evil NG characters are teaming up to destroy newgrounds pico goes at it alone(first level) but gets captued, pico is the key to saving NG so 9 different characters team up to save him each holding brutal rage attacks and exelent finishing moves.

SPECIAL ABILITIES:
1)all characters can be played at once press the number button to reveal that character(ex: no. 9,7,4)

2)secret character tom fulp(not a secret anymore)

3)rage attacks! you cant block enemy rage attacks but you can counteract it by using the right character a text box will appear above the enemies head right before he attacks with a picture of that character switch to it and rapidly tap space bar

4)mini games, whenever you clear a chapter you can play a mini game to earn extra points!

FEATURED PLAYABLE CHARACTERS(so far):
DAD:from chainsaw the children

TANKMAN:from...what else?

PICO:no frikin duh!

P-BOT:from the audio portal

BLOCKHEAD:from the blockhead series

whats it about anyways? i dont know the story but i heard that there are 17 different grusome deaths you can go through and cutting off the head wont cut it the zombie e ven lives with no arms so whats it about and what makes it so scary?

futurama rocks! i wish they cancled the simpsons instead futurama was funnier. i saw beast with a billon backs already it wasn t too good, it was funny but it was like the simpsons movie where they play that stupid violin or piano thingies and stress the way the characters look even more! its spoiled and not too good but watch it i dont care

At 10/19/08 11:05 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote:

At 10/19/08 11:03 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Whaddya have in mind?

well i was thinking of having a group of people stuck on an island. and obviously some of them hate each other, some act weird and stuff...

but my other idea is having like 10 people on an island.. kinda like survivor and the people of newgrounds vote for who gets voted off...

not too sure...

im not much of an animator(oh wait i am and im frikin awesome!)but im also a pretty good writer.heres an idea,CONTINUOUS JOKES!continuous jokes are jokes that occurr more than once in a flash movie, i'll give you one!

on the first episode have KENNY pop up every now and then and kill him(either by cannibalism or whatever) id like to be a writer for your cartoon we could collaborate flash ideas as flash portal buddies!

At 10/5/08 03:18 AM, alex-shelley wrote: take pictures of him

The fuck is wrong with you.

you're a loser

you suck!

here's a spoon so you can eat my ass

i would shove my size 12 right up your ass but you would probably like that wouldnt you? so guess what? NO SHOE UP THE ASS FOR YOU!! that makes you sad doesnt it? NO SHOE UP THE ASS FOR YOU!!!
(yeah im probably baned by now)

UPDATE...more songs
(1)slow drain by the exies(2)my goddess by the exies

At 10/5/08 03:20 AM, Maverick-10 wrote: See? This right here is why I believe the forums are getting worse. People derailing the conversation from it's topic, and getting off-subject. And there's plenty of spam posts in here too. You guys are awesome.

Sarcasm!!

SERIOUSLY comment on my bleeding bullets forum!

At 10/5/08 03:30 AM, alex-shelley wrote:

At 10/5/08 03:28 AM, maximuspower wrote:

At 10/5/08 03:18 AM, alex-shelley wrote: take pictures of him

The fuck is wrong with you.

you're a loser

you suck!

At 10/5/08 03:18 AM, alex-shelley wrote: take pictures of him

you dirty little shit >:(

At 10/5/08 02:35 AM, metalsonic12 wrote: he was my brother he died yesterday he was only 5 we found him on the bed that i have used to relax and he was on it i checked to see if he was breathing but i was too late

i feel your pain(sort of) my cousin died of diabetes his heart gave out durring school some time ago

its kinda sad only my comments are here, i feel like a loner

At 10/5/08 01:07 AM, Blackrat wrote: .. congrats ? you e-cookie will arrive 10-17 weeks via sms

REALLY?! i hope its chocolate chip!

i am too why do you think i made 4 different subjects on this forum(theyre floating around somewhere) hey uh can you post a reply on MY subject(bleeding bullets)

At 10/5/08 02:39 AM, Twilight95 wrote: Why do you feel the need to make us look for these songs?

eh,im on a crappy laptop it wont make me make a link(also the N button needs to be pressed hard so i might not include the N in some words)

oh i forgot to mention im open to song suggestions

i got the idea watching a parody of a music video on youtube.com i thought "hey,i can do that!"
the cartoon stars a made-up band named bleeding bullets(their stick figures),what it is, is that i take a song and make my own video about it! im only making songs that dont have videos,hmmmm......somehow i wrote a better description of this in a daydream but i forgot most of it. well,ya get the point dont ya?
here are the first few songs listen to them on deezer.com or free.fm

breeding insanity by no warning

the good left undone by rise against

take on me by reel big fish

snake devil by scary kids

and bubbles by system of a down

also the cartoon will have episodes not just songs i got the first one writte and everything