i never had beer before, which one tastes better?

Oh, dont listen to those other jackasses your not cursed, you did say you got the cookies from the same restaraunt right? well, there must have been no ink left in the fortune cookie machine and nobody noticed.

even then you say you dont usually open fortune cookies right? well, why do you care? you never open them anyways so no difference at all. everything will be fine.

hell, if fortune cookies really do have some sort of wierd magical powers it may just be that fate doesnt have anything in store for you yet
(oh got that last part made me feel like one of those wise asian kung fu master guys....ah, well)

mine goes a little something like this when i wake up in the morning:

1) grab my clothes

2)start water and wait until its at comfortable temprature

3)axe body wash

4)shampoo

5)get out of shower

6)dry myself

7)put on clothes

8)brush teeth

9) mouth wash

10) floss

At 11/26/08 04:58 PM, mastershake141 wrote: JEW

im a taco jockey (slang for mexican) not a jew, screw off.

nobody really knows, i guess its just a matter of who started it and where they attack us from and if we decide to invade or wait to be invaded. in this case it may be in iraq or bagdad not sure

Have you ever noticed that the holidays these days are getting closer and closer and not in the way you think. what i mean is that we are in thanksgiving and we are seeing more christmas themed stuff instead of Thanksgiving themed stuff. why is that?

im seeing frosty the friggin snowman instead of turkeys and pumpkins. why? i dont get it, hell there were even some christmas specials and decorations in stores and on T.V. durring holloween!

what is your opinion on this whole "starting the holidays when they are 2 months away" thing?

your a jackass, go for the chips!

yeah, well the chat needs a little bit more people working on it instead of just 2. mabey thats why its taking so long.

At 11/24/08 06:13 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 11/24/08 06:05 PM, sweet21 wrote

Ha, hahahaha. Where did you pull this from? WHO TOLD YOU THIS?

its listed down on the forum rules jackass try reading.

At 11/24/08 06:09 PM, hereforrock wrote:

At 11/24/08 06:05 PM, sweet21 wrote: 1) no racist art of any kind

I couldn't hear you.

dude, you do know i only put that there because the moderators dont accept that kind of stuff right?

hello newgrounders and welcome to the mouse challenge 2 where you can draw just about anything!
dont know what it is? well the mouse challenge is where you have to draw anything and post it on this thread using only the "Paint" program on your computer make some cool drawings for me but if you dont want to draw anything just tell us which one you liked the best!

RULES

1) no racist art of any kind

2) no pornographic art of any kind however using certain words is accepted
( such as "cock joke" sorry stamper)

3) if your going to make your character say something dont use the text tool write the words with the mouse

4) in case you havent noticed this is a mouse challenge, your not allowed to use the circle or square or whatever else tool ONLY THE MOUSE!

IMPORTANT!

remember when your saving your art on your computer make sure you convert the file to jpeg(jpg) or else newgrounds wont accept it.

have fun!

At 11/24/08 05:43 PM, CashClock wrote: Tell her to waste herself.

i dont think that would work out too well

its called the humane society, the cat must have looked like a stray to them

At 11/24/08 05:31 PM, DRUGABUZINGANGSTALOL wrote: I think she likes you and she just wants to pull the suicide card to see if you like her.

It's a non-retarded way to check if people like you I guess.

i dont know, im pretty sure her boyfreind dieing on campus rules out that theory but even then she doesnt really like me and i dont like her very much either (well not in a bad way i just dont know her too well)

well, i don't really know her but shes in one of my classes. what happened was that her boyfreind died and so did her best freind, i wont reveal her name nor the cause of death of her boyfreind and best freind because that would be a dead givaway on who she is and she only told me this stuff.
what should i tell her?
should i do anything?
im being frikin serious man im the only person she told about this and i would feel guilty if she did commit suicide but even then im not sure i can help anymore because its thanksgiving break and i dont know where she lives.
what would you do in a similar situation like this?

Well, who is it? it can be anyone Steve Colbert Jon Stewart hell, it can even be just any old comedian who made a political joke once before, i dont care!

i for one am a fan of John Oliver, the guy is funny and cracks a good joke and his british accent makes it all the funnier. i love the joke he made on the daily show, the one with the CNN newsroom and he's being followed by this one news reporter dat was funny.

oh the butthole is sleeping just jab his eye out with the pen or shove the grenade down his throat or better yet steal his chainsaw, your an idiot

At 11/24/08 03:52 PM, Corky-D wrote: You suck at taking a joke.

You should've read the authors comment.

just because it was doesn't mean its not true

your wiener would probably be shrinking right now then

i found an audio clip on the newgrounds audio portal that is so true in so many ways, the guy was right however i dont agree with some of his quotes the real point is newgrounds should support freedom of speech. now im not saying to get rid of all the rules, after all we need guidlines but seriously! the guy is right!
you dont get where im going at so just follow this link and you'll get what im talking about
LISTEN TO IT!!!

At 11/24/08 03:32 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Hat fetish? Have you ever tried to have sex with a hat? That would be very... naughty. Yes, it would...

nooooo, it would just be disturbing.... very, very disturbing

your not the only one pal, medius skate kas a long way to go until ITS a flash cartoon

sorry 7 different cartoon series im not gonna list down because im afraid of the idea being stolen, you little hopes and dreams will be trapped in my sketchbook until i get flash

At 11/21/08 06:42 PM, DarkAngel717 wrote: OMG your dog is dying and your on Newgrounds?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?
!!!
Step 1: turn off the computer
Step 2: grab your keys:
step 3: get in the car (make sure you have your dog with you too)
step 4: drive!!!!!!

you forgot step 5 drive on the road toward the vet

i forgot one its kind of emberassing but i like to scratch dandruff off my head and see which flake is the largest or how much can fall at one time

your joke didnt suck so bad or at all

we all have strange habbits/qualities, it doesn't always have to be gross or demeaning it can be anything, so i ask what is one of your strange habbits?
here are some of mine (laugh all you want its already on newgrounds):

1) whenever i eat popcorn from a bag i like to lick the butter off the bag, i love the butter its all the flavor popcorn has.

2) i have a thing for those girly, emo chicks, ya know those girly girls that only dress emo because they think it looks good (and it does! smokin! yeah bitch about it all you wan't just piss off)

3) i dont mastrubate to porn i like to watch instead it lasts longer that way and you dont feel guilty and paranoid afterward

4) i like to overdose on chocolate if i eat icecream with chocolate sprinkles i like to drench it in chocolate sauce (and somehow im not fat)

5) i like to put Talijin chili on my fruit sometimes (only apples and mango i would never put any on a banana or a peach)

okay done, now what are your strange habbits/qualities?

my best freind Kiefur Bridenger i remember him, he was my best freind around 2nd grade and was my best freind until 5th grade, thats when he had to move away and shortly after i did too.
he was a cool freind and it all started from a game of tag.

At 11/19/08 07:49 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:

At 11/19/08 07:43 PM, sweet21 wrote: jesus, how is THAT spoiling? well i guess thats what happens when you have parents who barely know english(they speak spanish)

Then ask in Spanish, duh.

i do

dibs on beta testing the game!
but if its a video tell me when its coming

At 11/19/08 07:38 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Ask your parents to buy it with their credit card (I'm assuming they have one), and pay them back with cash.

tried they said "bring your grades up"

and i keep telling them:" what the hell does grades have to do with any of this?" " i will pay you back!"

then they say: "if we do we will be spoiling you"

jesus, how is THAT spoiling? well i guess thats what happens when you have parents who barely know english(they speak spanish)