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Response to: What if? Zombies. Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

Zombies shall eat your brain.

Maybe, if you have a shotgun, you can save your life... but I think you don't have one.

steal your parent's guns
Response to: I don't protect my sister.. Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

What is your sister's MSN ?

Response to: Your favorite weapon of all time. Posted April 5th, 2009 in General

A throwed poo.

Response to: see that thing to your right? Posted April 5th, 2009 in General

I won't break my lamp.

Response to: Re-Blocked in China Posted April 3rd, 2009 in NG News

I agree with the guys who wanna defend freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is probably the most important thing on the Internet, so this last news is a good news.

Hope NG will stay the same for long.

well, I'd like the mods to be less several, but the portal is awesome...
Response to: Best music in the world Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

This is autopromotion.

Response to: Best music in the world Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

Haendel. Maybe Mozart too.

At 3/30/09 06:09 PM, Master117chief wrote: Hip-Hop.

My turd falling down in toilet water makes better music than hip-hop.

Response to: Photoshop the Hungry Caterpillar!!! Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

This is stupid but really funny too.

Response to: Not available in your country. Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

iTunes is for teenagers who get too much money from their parents. There is no interest to get, like, 2 songs from every famous band. I really prefer downloading entire albums on Soulseek or on warez blogs, it's better when you find out a good band and also it's free.

Response to: Not available in your country. Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

Sometimes, it happens because of the law. For example, in France, you can't watch anti-ZOG or revisionist videos, because there are laws against freedom of speech.

Response to: Mods can't ban me... Posted March 30th, 2009 in General

Yeah, if you're banned, you can complain somewhere else. That's a good idea, freedom always needs to be defended anyway.

Would you be NS for money ? Posted March 6th, 2009 in General

NS = National-Socialist

Could you be NS for money ? For example, if someone gives you ten bucks for rising the right arm and shout loudly "Sieg Heil", or fifty bucks for creating a revisionist thread on NG, would you do ?

I think I could for the 1st and not for the 2nd, unless price is raised to $200
Response to: Photoshop American Gothic Posted March 6th, 2009 in General

This is not gothic but WASP, man.

Response to: Monkeys in the usa Posted March 6th, 2009 in General

Your class friends look really stupid.

Response to: Stupid Children Book Covers Posted March 6th, 2009 in General

noob peopleS ???

The book cover should be : "Learning grammar - a little story for the whole family".

My mother is dead... Posted February 22nd, 2009 in General

...of laugh.

Response to: Amazing picture of the inaugeration Posted January 23rd, 2009 in General

Yeah but his wife is 100% black, that makes him 75% black.

He also has an alien near from him :

Amazing picture of the inaugeration

Response to: Amazing picture of the inaugeration Posted January 23rd, 2009 in General

I've seen a black guy on the crowd !

Amazing picture of the inaugeration

Response to: Obama is white Posted January 23rd, 2009 in General

Obama is nor black nor white, he's just metis.

so stop saying he's the first black president cuz he's NOT black
Response to: I. Am. Back. Posted January 23rd, 2009 in General

Who are you ?

Response to: gay bands Posted January 3rd, 2009 in General

"Eminmen"

LOL

This list is ridiculous : they named Slipknot, Metallica and some other straight groups, but they didn't name Tokio Hotel.
Completely stupid.

Response to: worst animal to be turned into Posted January 3rd, 2009 in General

A cockroach. I can't bear those sick insects that live in garbage.

Response to: Golden showers Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

At 7/14/08 05:32 PM, Dezimo wrote: eww no

i wouldn't spend a night with a cute women, nevermind one that wants to piss on me

Ur sig is disgusting.

Response to: The benefits of drinkin camel urine Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

At 7/14/08 01:58 PM, MeatMachine wrote:
At 7/14/08 12:40 PM, bibi333 wrote: read only hafl of it, but who in their right mind washes their hair with camel urine? it must smell horrible =/
People who like in the middle east and Africa who don't have access [or for that matter are even familiar with] to the shampoos and conditioners that we use.

They were born in terrible stuff (e.g. the aid) so drinking camel urine is not so disgusting for them.

Response to: Fucking Earaches!! Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

Cut your ears with scissors.

Response to: My day keeps getting worse. Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

My life is rotten too.

my dick smells like old sperm
Response to: In my hour of need, I turn to NG!!! Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

Go get your keyboard fixed.

Response to: Conform! Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

At 1/2/09 07:17 PM, Shreddy wrote: funk....

would you like a hug?

Free hugs are dangerous.

Conform!

Response to: John Travolta's son dead at age 16! Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

John Travolta is a terrible actor, if his son would have become like him it's not a great loss.

Response to: What Words Have You Made Up? Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

I made "nazi turd", cuz it's cool.