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Everyone knows humans owe their happiness to one person.

If you can call bacon a person...

like the mars or moon or something in the future when you're presumably still alive, would you move away from Earth?
My question is, if provided an opportunity to go settle a new planet (we're assuming you succeed and that it's not like Doom or Aliens ) Would you do it, or do you like Earth too much?

Moderators are unable to be banned unless they are made to be a normal user again.

If I black out all I can do is wait for me to wake up. I mean suddenly blacking out is something that I'd go the doctors about afterwards.

AVG Free version, the truth is, while it DOES get false positives a lot, since I got it I have NEVER gotten a virus.

At 6/15/12 04:01 PM, Cootie wrote: Pepsi just taste too sweet. Also, what exactly is Dr.Pepper? Is it a cola or a rootbeer?

It's neither, or both. it's more like the bastard child of 26 different flavors. It tastes sweet sometimes and sometimes it doesn't. It's odd.

I'm a Diabetic so I have to have diet soda only when it comes to soda and I don't really like either of those.

Diet Mountain dew and diet rootbeer FTW!

Watching that makes me wish someone would drop a brick of iron on my head.

No. not everything has an explanation. Well it does but not a real defined one, it is basically that a random set of events led to a random set of outcomes.

I've seen this copy pasta before, shame on some of you for not noticing.

I'm broke, I'd donate if I could.

I like how you didn't post any picture in the OP. Yet you talked about it like there was one.

Yes, I'd rank him up there with Alexander the great (His empire was so big that when he died it was split in three) if he hadn't lost the war. He was a brilliant strategist. And from a purely logical perspective if the allies hadn't done EXACTLY that they did he probably would've won the war.

I find anything and everything that is a meme stupid and annoying after it has existed for at least a week.

At 6/13/12 10:06 PM, Bumblbee wrote:

At 6/13/12 10:05 PM, Crink wrote: my school isn't retarded nor american

Aren't those two words synonyms anyway?

No, they are not. We aren't retarded, we're just really competent when it comes to failing.

No because humans born with the incorrect number of chromosomes (or any animal for that matter) die, no matter what. Their chances of surviving are close to none, especially the fact they'll die from not developing properly.

At 6/13/12 08:34 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 6/13/12 08:33 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I was noticing that in many classes, a common grade for projects is based on "Effort".

it's a great way to prevent children from failing so they can fail more spectacularly when they graduate

Basically it's just discriminating, they might discourage a kid from trying because he does his best and doesn't get many points for effort.

I was noticing that in many classes, a common grade for projects is based on "Effort". However, you cannot directly measure effort just by looking at work, you can only judge the end result.

This leads me to believe, how do we know anyone is trying at all, how do we know some people who do almost nothing aren't trying their hardest?

At 6/13/12 08:18 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

my statement stands 1000 times harder now

yeah that was incredibly fucking pathetic goddamn what is wrong with me for making that post

the CWCiki war thing was incredibly fucking dumb too so whatever

That makes me 100 times harder.

Yes, I'm a diabetic and when I test my blood glucose I often find myself licking the blood off of my fingers and I can't particularly say that the taste is bad, infact I kinda like it.

I'm infamous for being ignorant. Does that count?

At 6/13/12 06:03 PM, X8X wrote: I know right! I mean how cool is this?

My eyes, MY BEATIFUL EYEESSSSSSSSS!!!!

At 6/13/12 04:21 PM, Ilssm wrote: I wear thongs.

Wow man, that's just too far!

At 6/13/12 04:16 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 6/13/12 04:13 PM, Suprememessage wrote: But, in all seriousness, shorts are in the middle, somewhere between dumbass and heroic gladiator on the sliding scale.

So short-shorts are even more badass than regular shorts?

Yes, all those men wearing short shorts are the closest to real men as most can come.

At 6/13/12 04:11 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: So then what are shorts?

But, in all seriousness, shorts are in the middle, somewhere between dumbass and heroic gladiator on the sliding scale.

At 6/13/12 04:11 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: So then what are shorts?

They are for gay people, of course!

I mean, they just aren't bad ass enough. You look like you're insecure, plus you can brag and say you don't wear pants because your junk doesn't fit in them. I mean, you could get laid easily. I mean, the chap in the picture below is a bad ass.

You know why?

He doesn't wear pants

He wears a combat skirt, what a fucking bad ass

The lesson here is that if you want to get paid to kill people or ruin their lives for a living, wearing a skirt is the way to go.

At 6/13/12 03:27 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote: I like how the name of the topic has nothing to do with what your talking about. To answer your question, I'll ask a question. why WOULD they?

They are related, the title has "hot" in it and the post has the word "burn" in it!

Are you sure that's not you on that link and you're not sucking your own cock?

Tell the therapist I said hello, can you do that for me?