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I want to parody NG in a game called "Old Grounds" and its motto is "everthing by everyone else".
In the game you create an account and you can view things like a parody of the flash portal and stuff like just parodying the whole system of this site, what do you think of the idea?
If anyone likes it ill start working on it and shortly post a beta (like in a few days)

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 19th, 2011 in General

At 1/17/11 02:10 PM, g0t wrote:
At 1/15/11 01:38 PM, suprememessage wrote:
At 1/15/11 01:11 PM, Tetris wrote: Chrono Trigger, Zelda Twilight Princess, Oblivion, Earthbound, every Mario & Luigi RPG, and ever so many more.
You'll be glad to hear that ive given up flash because of you, thank you for inspiring me to do so,,,
By the way guys, I'M the no life 12 year old.

Agreed! It seems you spend each and every day on New Grounds, thus you ARE or atleast ACT like a no life 12 year old, your sarcasm is easy to understand but atleast make it correct, stop acting like an all superior being to everyone on the forums as if I even spend so much time thinking about things to say to people like you as you do to me, problem solved.
Have a nice day.

Response to: Hey guys, I need an opinion Posted January 19th, 2011 in Game Development

At 1/18/11 02:00 PM, Innermike wrote: It's nowhere near done?
Use your user page to log progress.

One of the reasons I posted it here is because if it is still considered to break the rules I was hoping an Moderator would tell me so I dont get into trouble for making it.

Response to: Philosophical: What Must Exist? Posted January 16th, 2011 in Politics

At 1/10/11 02:10 PM, UnknownOne wrote: I know this is not really political, but politics is the closest thing to philosophy on Newgrounds forums, lulz

Anyway, we're having a school project about The Matrix and existensialism. And we have 1 "hardcore thinking" task. What is there that MUST exist, regardless of what we sense, regardless of what we can reason out? What is there that must exist, which can be reasoned through logic and definition?

I'd like to see how the Newgrounds community will figure out this one...

or how someone will point out the pointlessness of this or come with some LOLz and jokes or off-topic stuff LOL

Dreams, they exist but our senses cant detect them :)
Is that the answer you were looking for?
Because there is no proven reason why we dream. and we cant really sense it

Response to: Physics engine test Posted January 16th, 2011 in Game Development

At 1/16/11 03:12 PM, sasuke2910 wrote: Meh, I don't think I'll give away the .fla, unless your VERY confident in your as3 and advanced physics. There's literally hundreds of .as files with hundreds of lines of script each, that I didn't make. A lot of the glitches are just box2d.

What glitches do you see?
What features would you add?

First I would add a speed adjustment for characters, I would also add more shapes to place. Maybe even music, Im pretty good with lines of script

Response to: Physics engine test Posted January 16th, 2011 in Game Development

At 1/16/11 12:56 PM, sasuke2910 wrote: Here ya go(394.3 KB)

First of all this is NOT an engine created by me. This is just me messing with the box2d engine.

At first it was just a test, then I got carried away and stuff. So do you think I'd be good for the portal? If I like clean up the graphics and stuff?

And what do you think about adding new features, any ideas?

Hey dude, Can I get this in a .mfa or .fla format, because id be interested in editing and showing you some improvements you could make, I would really enjoy seeing what I could add or fix becuase I found some bugs in your engine

Response to: Hey guys, I need an opinion Posted January 16th, 2011 in Game Development

At 1/16/11 02:54 PM, Mufanza wrote: I like the idea! Story telling in flash games is not getting enough love in my opinion.
Anyway, hope that's really not even close to finished product! The graphics are terrible and so is the interface

Its no where near done, I even have some place holders in the art for things i havent yet created.
I will update it occasionally for you guys to see my progress

Response to: Any artists interested? Posted January 16th, 2011 in Game Development

At 1/15/11 10:34 PM, GodlyKira wrote:
At 1/15/11 07:42 PM, zrb wrote: Looks pretty good, the bouncing however makes no sense :P
different tiles effect bouncing later, the character can jump, initially i wanted for the character to grow legs and run and then curl into a ball and such for bouncing/jumping

updated it

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/7b5e 09d89cb0377d5147c59c6995b34c

browns mud, the purpley blue is water (mario style) :P greens grass and grey is cement, all affecting the ball differently, though i scratched the idea of scrolling, cant rap my mind around it quite yet, so im choosing to forget it, and work it out later when I feel more ready for the job

and I believe i found an artist Revelance

So far it looks good and I am interested for artistic purposes in modding the art of the game and giving it back to you edited in a different version if you want, and I would need it in mfa format please, thank you and have a nice day :)

Response to: World Creation Kit In Flashdevelop Posted January 16th, 2011 in Game Development

At 1/16/11 01:51 PM, GustTheASGuy wrote: Not true about being faster than pure AS. There are also libraries better than Box2d which are simply faster.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/d9d6 6069e438a424a2569d5bb333676c

No offense but that framerate is shit!

Response to: I need a developing team Posted January 16th, 2011 in Game Development

At 1/16/11 03:39 AM, DaveV wrote: Some exemples of your graphics would be nice.

Alright Ill post them later right now im busy developing a new game, itll take me a day or two to make my game so ill show you some examples later.. :)

Hey guys, I need an opinion Posted January 16th, 2011 in Game Development

Well Ive decided to make a game like a book, but not a slide show (which is against the rules) about zombies, its also interactive in various ways such as moving characters with arrow keys, fighting zombies, a funny little easter egg for anyone who isnt man enough for zombies ect....
Heres a link to the beta (the reason Im giving it here and not uploading it is that id be uploading alot of betas)

I will update this with newer betas later, but for now heres one for you guys to tell me your opinion of:
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/ab72 afdd09e2ef9283ff03967eff7674

Remember to post what you think of it, I need constructive critisism or I cant improve!
Thanks

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 16th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 04:09 PM, OneMillionWon wrote: You start as a creature which is breaking a cage.

Every time you destroy something, a piece of it falls and you eat it, deciding where it's going to be put on your body.

Slowly, you grow and build more powers, evolving.

Once you finally break out of the larger cage (think something like Russian Dolls, a nested environment), you encounter your Doppelganger, which is a large monster made of everything you are not. That's the final boss.

Lol, I got to admit you got somewhere but that doesnt even make the tiniest bit of sense! Is it like:
Oh I just ate a piece of chain lets make it stick out of my penis? WTF

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

I'd like to see your lazy ass come up with an idea even half as good as that

Trolls... Everywhere! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

Trolls, they outnumber the average NG users, many normal seeming users might even be trolls!
SO EVIL!
:O

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 01:57 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote: lol this thread just made my day, seriously im gonna bookmark this

Really? XD

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 01:43 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 1/15/11 01:38 PM, suprememessage wrote:
You'll be glad to hear that ive given up flash because of you, thank you for inspiring me to do so,,,
Don't altogether quit, just practice, and know how to make a game, and use the program before you make something.

also put more effort into it, better backgrounds, music, gameplay, etc.

Read your reviews, they aren't insults against you in yourself, but just others opinions of your work.

I dont know how the game factory 2 works so i dont know how to add music or audio, if i did my games would infact be better, but since no one gets any entertainment out of my works im not going ot make flash anymore

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 01:11 PM, Tetris wrote: Also,

At 1/15/11 10:47 AM, suprememessage wrote: No thats not what I meant, not every RPG involves going ot different realms of the same place in order to find different enemies and obstacles or go through certain walls, name one RPG that does that
Chrono Trigger, Zelda Twilight Princess, Oblivion, Earthbound, every Mario & Luigi RPG, and ever so many more.

You'll be glad to hear that ive given up flash because of you, thank you for inspiring me to do so,,,

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 01:24 PM, OneMillionWon wrote: and the characters can be Eve and a really rully relay rilly cool badass zonkers omfg main character wiff a sword that has a cannon on it

The sword looks like there is a condom sticking out of it! :O
eve is cheating on me! :(

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 01:19 PM, OneMillionWon wrote: What you. I mean what if omfg

okay

there are some squares like this

This is a sneak peak of the final versions gameplay

I have an idea!

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 01:13 PM, JonBro wrote: I also have an idea:

We need a game where you jump on platforms and enemies, and some of the platforms move, and at the end of the game, you save somebody.

Sorry but your props for parodieing are in another castle

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 12:54 PM, Irrelephant wrote: SOMEONE CALLED ME A NAME ON THE IN-TURR-NETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

You sir are 100% asshole.
Fail troll fails
Cant you think of any creative insults? Come on you can flame better than that cant you?
After all this site is troll central, 100% troll all the time and you havent picked up any better insults than
to parody what I say? Pathetic... just pathetic, try harder at insulting me next time ok?

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 12:50 PM, daethdrain wrote:
At 1/15/11 12:43 PM, suprememessage wrote:
I reported you to a mod
Seriously?
Yes, seriously, I take trolling very seriously,
So I reported him to a mod
Ooooh why'd you have to go and do that it's not really that big of a deal
Sorry guys sorry

I did it because I get pissed off at spamming of derogatory terms on my posts by no life 12 year olds.
Thats why I reported him

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 12:49 PM, adamflecko wrote:
At 1/15/11 12:47 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 1/15/11 12:39 PM, Shade wrote:
At 1/15/11 12:28 PM, suprememessage wrote:
I reported you to a mod
Seriously?
OOOOOO YOu are in TROUBLE!!11! :P
I lol'd so hard at this. I didn't realize there were tattles on NG now.

Really? Is that really what you call it? I dont enjoy being called a faggot ok?
That makes me a "tattle" as you (a very immature person) call it?

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

I reported you to a mod
Seriously?

Yes, seriously, I take trolling very seriously,
So I reported him to a mod

Response to: I have a better idea!!! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 11:44 AM, maxninja234 wrote: Well its a game were this dude gets his gf captured and he goes to fight the people and he has like these powers were he can stop time and like everything goes in slow mo and this will be the song for main menu and some cutscenes!

EPIC SONG!

Nice way to troll on one of my posts troll, nice uncessessful attempt at trolling one of my psots I should say

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 12:23 PM, g0t wrote:
At 1/15/11 12:20 PM, daethdrain wrote: Hey g0t don't even think of tryng to insult him he's here to mother fucknvingg stay 1!!1!!
I hope so, he seems like a good lad. There'll be plenty of jeers coming from this direction. Ho Ho Ho

Fag.

I reported you to a mod

Response to: Quick survey Posted January 15th, 2011 in Game Development

At 1/15/11 12:17 PM, 4urentertainment wrote: The Flash Forum is for discussing the actual making of flash, not sharing opinions on flash content.

This would rather belong in the General, but I don't think you'd stir much of a discussion with how the topic doesn't have much substance, in my opinion.

The only reason I made this thread is so I have a better idea of what is most popular on NG

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 12:14 PM, AngelofPeace wrote: How bout this: Someone makes a Portal parody, based in Newgrounds. Not the best play on words ever, but still, a first-person shooter with NG Icons, I think it's pretty good.

Sounds cool, like there flash portals ;)

Response to: I have an idea! Posted January 15th, 2011 in General

At 1/15/11 12:12 PM, Shade wrote:
At 1/15/11 12:03 PM, suprememessage wrote:
One exeption, marios the gayest thing ive ever heard of, I mean a violent bloody one with guns
Hai there.

True, Now I agree because that game is 100% awsome, thats what I play alot whenever im not on new grounds ;)

Quick survey Posted January 15th, 2011 in Game Development

Hey guys as a new member of new grounds I want to know what your favorite type of submission is:

Flash Game
Flash movie
Art
Audio

Im interested to know this.