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Response to: Come up with the most clever joke,, Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

At 2/10/11 08:34 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: sickipedia.org Knock yourself out.

Nah, I dont want website links

Response to: Come up with the most clever joke,, Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

At 2/10/11 08:31 AM, suprememessage wrote: I think I wish too have a contest... and such rules are as follows, I will give the person on here who posts the most clever joke he can think of a prize, and there will be 3 prizes.

1. ??? youll find out ???
2. Membership on my programming team and 50% share of the money on my first game after my third person shooter in marc(so prob i april)
3. Something you need to win in order to find out what it is

Oh yeah and a few rules I forgot to mention:
1. Memes definately will NOT win unless used in a clever way
2. No spamming or entering twice, or you will lose
3. The contest endds tommorow

Come up with the most clever joke,, Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

I think I wish too have a contest... and such rules are as follows, I will give the person on here who posts the most clever joke he can think of a prize, and there will be 3 prizes.

1. ??? youll find out ???
2. Membership on my programming team and 50% share of the money on my first game after my third person shooter in marc(so prob i april)
3. Something you need to win in order to find out what it is

Response to: The New Slogan Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

Give Newgrounds a new slogan.

Destroying everything, and everyone

Response to: So newgrounds? Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 05:09 PM, Oliver wrote: How was your day?

I clicked on this thread...

Response to: Ps3 is getting shut down??? Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 04:53 PM, Thegluestickman wrote:
At 2/9/11 04:09 PM, suprememessage wrote: they had blue ray games for ps2!
What?

Crash: Reven of cortex, was infact.. a blue-ray

Response to: Dot dot dot Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 04:40 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/55 8516
Ok. Now I've heard mixed opinions about this. Some say it's brilliant, 5/5 10/10. Others say it's completely overrated, and there's many other things Tom could've put on the front page feature.

I relly don wan to say this, but I have to know. This thread is so essey! its not really a thread anyway! ALL IT IS ISA REVIEW ON THE BBS!

trollololol
Response to: Stop doing what you're doing! Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 04:38 PM, AkilsmizzXMW wrote: 1. Go to the first youtube video on your Recommended videos.
2. STOP AT 0:20
3. Caption with "FUCK"
4. Post.

I dont know why but here

Stop doing what you're doing!

Response to: Darwin on the £2 Coin Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 10/15/10 04:09 PM, Ericho wrote: Good for him, I mean it is fairly rare that someone other than a politican has his face on a coin. It certainly isn't true for American currency. This makes me wonder, who was the most famous American scientist? Probably Thomas Edison, too bad he never had his face on anything and he might have been more important than Darwin (well, he was of an inventor than a scientist, but you can certainly be both).

I see what its saying, darwin is worth as much as a monkey and thets why they are on the same coin!
P.s. im American

Response to: Xbox 360 Laser Burn X 3! Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 04:01 PM, Ironbolt wrote: Lol, Any serious answers ?
Its cost me £150 worth of blackops
and £200 for a new Console so far.....

Well im american and in truth, you payed almost nothing because thats just about as much as euro is worth

Response to: Doomsday Theories Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 01:19 PM, b0em wrote: I'm making an artwork for a school project with the theme "Bizarre".
Now what I'm creating is a compilation of a lot of doomsday theories. What I have so far: Nuclear Bombing, Zombies, Illuminati, Meteor rain, Planet X, UFOs and the resurrection of Jezus.
So now my question is: do you people know some other crazy, bizarre bullshit to add to this drawing?

Ill combine this with another thread in my reply:
A dancing pig in 17th century clothing

Response to: where did this picture originate? Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 12:14 AM, Timmy wrote: In an effort to find out where that image came from, I came across something even higher up in the "fucking weird" category.

Linky.

While watching that I was eating bacon

Response to: Ps3 is getting shut down??? Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 02:11 PM, Banziafy wrote: So I heard that LG claim SONY copied the whole Blu-Ray idea? And that they might have to stop making them? If this is true, this means no more Ps3.......

You know anything about it?

If you have at least one brain cell you would know the blue-rays existed for a long time and any company can use them with permission, they had blue ray games for ps2!

Response to: which would you rather have Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 03:45 PM, SupaPeeves wrote: unlimited ganja or one 50 megaton hydrogen bomb

choose wisely

Im emo so ill take the hydrogen bomb and a toothpikc please.
JK

Response to: Fox News is false Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 08:30 AM, sanjeev98 wrote:
At 2/9/11 08:25 AM, suprememessage wrote:
At 2/9/11 08:20 AM, speeling wrote: Did it take you this long to find out?
No, ive known for a few years Its just I havent seen it discussed on NG before so i just though id start a thread about it
Well okay, but why start a thread about something everyone already knows about?

Just incase some people want to discuss it, some people dont know, because some people dont pay attention to that. Also its for the point of discussion. I think its interesting when people point things out and someone else can add a whole new layer of information to it that clarifys it, do you know what I mean?

Response to: How do you treat others? Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 06:23 AM, Dean wrote: I'm not talking about on the BBS. I'm talking about people you meet in person.

There are all kinds of people out there. Some are kind and willing to give a helping hand whilst others are total pen0rs to everyone and care about nothing but themselves.

So I ask you, how would you describe the way in which you treat/act around others?

I give them more patience then they deserve, and im nicer too. But some people are just.. ya know dicks... so it is problably best too say that if I was to get angry it would be a waste of time to do anything.
But since im even sort of nicer to mean people than they deserve Im respected by almost everyone I know, even the people who dont like me at all.

Response to: Fox News is false Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 08:20 AM, speeling wrote: Did it take you this long to find out?

No, ive known for a few years Its just I havent seen it discussed on NG before so i just though id start a thread about it

Fox News is false Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

Well yeah, not completely but im here to explain Fox News is designed for people who dont understand anything higher than people of minimal intellectual capicity. I think some higher standard way to do it is with news paper because then at least you dont have to deal with the annoying opinions of the reporters, besides, the editiors of Fox News and almost all other News broadcasts/papers edit the paper to include a decent amount of there opinion or something to say that benefits them. Also has anyone noticed Fox News uses to most easy stories to cover they can? Like small things that most people have heard about already. Other News networks do this similary. And sometimes this makes the imformation the produce false. On the other hand sometimes it pleases the audiences they have with the same opinion but can really distort an open-minded persons view on the subject they discuss.
What do you guys think of this?

P.s. the reason this isnt in the politics section is I dont think it has anything to do with politics unless
discussing a specific political event reported on. So please dont reccomend I put this on the politics section.

I am very interested to hear what you guys think of the matter. This is a serious question but if you wanna joke around do it. I will check this forum in around 8 hours and see the replies and try to respond to them and clarify any questions or discuss peoples opinions on it,

Response to: It Must Be !! Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

At 2/9/11 07:49 AM, Monsieur-Monsieur wrote: It must be is a stupid web-series. I have only one episode subbed in English, it's in French sorry.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfou4i_
il-le-faut-episode-10-jonathan-2000_fun

I want that series in English & on Ng.

I could only make that happen if there is a possible download source the author of said cartoon made for the sole purpose of dubbing it. Although if that Is the case I can do it.

Response to: Declaring you're in a relationship Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

My girlfriend and I think this thread is full of fail... and my gilrfriend and I want to go eat so leave me alone and please dont reply to me

Response to: Where is... Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/8/11 07:33 PM, Piggler wrote: Love isn't a thing, it can't go anywhere. We have the ability to love, but everyone on Newgrounds is a dick, likes drawing dicks, or sucks dicks.

Nah, i dont fit in much to NG because I dont like any of those things

Response to: photoshop mario Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/8/11 06:38 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: He's escaping!

Now hes crying a river :O

photoshop mario

Response to: Am I still a virgin? Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At five years old you havent hit puberty, so your balls arent there yet, so they never really got exposed to it so yes I think your a virgin, sorry for the bad news buddy

Response to: a song that fits me Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/8/11 06:26 PM, Minchken wrote: Do it. Post one, plzz mak it funny

<a>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnhF1Q AEZjU

Response to: Which song fits which NG Member? Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/7/11 09:40 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: Do me!

Oh boy what did I get myself into..

If I do will you use protection?

Response to: What Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/8/11 06:17 PM, Falonefal wrote: THE FUCK?!?!!?

Don't ask me where I found it, but babies are fucking scary.

What does the scouter say about this posts fail level?

Response to: How to be social. Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/8/11 04:43 PM, Viktor wrote: Fuck, I need to be social, Moving fucks my shit up.

Help me become more social with my new town.

To be social... all you need to do is be like, "alright.... whats up?"
And then talk to people

Response to: Common People... Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/8/11 10:04 AM, ForTheQueen wrote: You're the queen, riiight, ok.

Atleast your smarter than some, but you sir are still a troll, and attention whore, and a lier, and a faggot.
That leaves nothing reedeming about you. My natural ability to get people talking about something random is my redemption, please name one reason you dont suck at everything

Response to: girls who play COD Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/8/11 04:23 PM, ahrocknroll wrote: okay so i'm a girl who plays COD; many of my other girlfriends play it too; and what we find is that some guys are shocked by it; but in what way..? is it a massive turn off or is it cool to have a chick yu can play xbox with? upto yu :)

Its a turn off too me, because CoD is the gayest piece of shit ever, but playing xbox in general is cool. I dont care what gender people i play xbox with are. Its sexest to find it as a turn off that girls do something mainly guys do

Response to: Official "i Hate Mochigames" Thread Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

At 2/8/11 05:13 PM, disasterarea wrote: You have no idea how much I hate this fucking company. Slow loading? Check. Ads for awful things? Check. Flash plugin crashes? Oh, that's a big check. Look, I know it's how flash artists make money. But calling people who willingly allow huge ads before their works artists is like calling billboard makers artists. Fuck.

Calling this thread original is like calling me an intellegent person, its incorrect