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At 5/21/11 01:47 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 5/21/11 01:40 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

If by then you have atleast one reccomendation and you haven't been banned or broken BBS rules, you are in.

Ah, Sanjeev98 found the club already, well I recommended him in my PM to you, so does this count? If not, I would like to recommend him here again.

It counts, and now he is a member, our other members are:

Daethedrain (Second highest in command)
Asandir (Thid highest in command)
Sanjeev (Lowest but full member now)

Update complete agents.

At 5/21/11 01:34 PM, Sanjeev98 wrote: Hey, can I join?
I've played Splinter cell if that helps.

Depends, do you think that you can help NG? If so, since you passed the test, you are in. You are considered a *agent in training* until a 3 day time period is up. If by then you have atleast one reccomendation and you haven't been banned or broken BBS rules, you are in.

End transmition.

No, but that makes an ELA class a very dangerous place indeed.

At 5/21/11 01:17 PM, daethdrain wrote: I'm actually a sleeper cell from the soviet union. My mother and father are communists from Colombia and I was programmed by Russia. I was actually activated a long time ago but my objective has been very unclear so I am unsure of what to do. I'm still waiting for details from 102210w.

This club seems fun though consider me signed up.
Hopefully it won't get blocked

Congrats, after checking your posts you qualified soldier, I will brief you shortly

The purpose of the internet is to make communication faster by joining multiple networks of PCs to create an almost instant data sending network in many different countries around the world.

Technically that is...

This is a club dedicated to being secretive while still helping NG, we hold many duties like helping the flash portal and BBS by preventing chaos in general. I am the leader and here are the rules for posting/joining the club.

Posting:

Must act like a secret agent at all times, and no flaming/spamming.

Joining:

Just ask, and I will perform a backround check for maturity and not being a flamer/troll/spammer in your posts. Note: I won't hold any post older than 1 month against you.

Also here are the requirements:

Must be active on NG atleast once a month

Must have a level of over 5.

Must have atleast 200 BBS posts

Must be a good person who doesn't break the rules of the BBS or newgrounds in general.

If you ask to join and you pass the maturity check I will PM with the rest of the details, but just so you know what type of club we are I will give you a few basic rules once your in:

1. No flaming
2. No being immature or just plain out insulting other users, it is best to ignore people who offend you
3. No breaking the BBS rules, this will only serve to make us look bad and if you do this you will be discharged if you do a major offense, or do 5 minor offenses. A ban is grounds for a suspension from the club for 4 days.

Note: The first person who joins and passes the maturity check will be second in command.

I hope this club can help NG, so join if you want to help us and the rest of NG. We have a friendly enviroment around here and making anyone feel uncomforatable is grounds for discharge if you are in (I.E. Insulting people who wish to join).

Here are a few benefits for joining:

1. You will be officially noted as an agent and the more you do I will advance you through the rankings as you help out NG.

2. You can inspect New members/peopel who wish to join. And in the thread you can give contructive critisism and compliments about them, and reccomend them to the club, but note no biased reviews of their maturity and such, don't rate them poorly just because you don't like them. Everyone who asks has a fair chance of becoming a member if you qualify.

Commander supreme out.

I personally believe that aliens are infact real. There is alot of evidence that agrees with me despite popular belief. Like an observation I made, when people in the Western hemisphere say they saw a UFO they always say they went East, when in the Eastern hemisphere they alwasy say they go west, so what does this tell you? All of there evidence is linked and I don't think coincidences happen several thousand times over.

At 5/21/11 09:52 AM, kbpyrokb wrote: the devil is in california

What could possibly convince any sane person to dress like that?

I'm baffled by that picture, I really am...

I decided to celebrate this occasion with cake and a banner in front of my house saying happy judgement day, what did you do to celebrate?

I have been a Spartan for a long time, and T-bagging is the toughest part of my job.

In a creepypasta it is.

At 5/20/11 09:12 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Pfesh, it's not in my nature that someone even considers liking me for a little bit.

But I love you. Thats it, you forced my half

7. RubberTrucky

I hope your happy

In my highschool you can swear, unless you swear directly at a teacher like "shut the fuck up:"
But they don't care if you say things like "Did you see that shit?"
Because it is our right to say what we wan't

At 5/20/11 07:44 PM, Yert wrote: who wants to be my fran

I think my friends are, in order from best to worst:
1.Asandir
2.ToastedToastytoast
3. Bahamur
4. Wehavefreshcookies
5. Xavierthewarlord

AND
6. Yert

At 5/20/11 04:58 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Haha. Dumble-door. I get it now.

I just got 5% happier. How can you hate this OP? Has your own disability to have even the slightest bit of fun dragged you into a depression?

Just laugh a bit more and everything will be fabulous.

Well, if you didn't guess, this thread was a joke, and I put the pic because I ofund it humourous. But I guess you didn't figure that one out yet.

I wish to join. Sir.

At 5/20/11 04:38 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 5/20/11 04:34 PM, Suprememessage wrote: There are so many ignorant people who make stupid jokes and don't make any attempt to contribute to
society, the people who make pictures like the one attached to this thread. The fat jobless drunks. The world is so strange. Why is this strange you may ask? It is strange that we vary so much yet we are all the same species, have the same origin. So this confuses me greatly.

Everyone contributes in some way to our society, if you see this persons, than you for example realise how you don´t want to be and can try to be different from them, but I certainly believe that you overestimate the role that a human being has, we are not as important as we think, you are not and neither am I.

Dear god, your emoticon had nothing to do with your post, your turning into Rummy!

But anyways I realise we aren't important, but to other humans we can be important.

At 5/20/11 04:37 PM, JMCJoe wrote: The world has always been like this. Where have you been?

When I was younger I must have been in the wrong world.

There are so many ignorant people who make stupid jokes and don't make any attempt to contribute to
society, the people who make pictures like the one attached to this thread. The fat jobless drunks. The world is so strange. Why is this strange you may ask? It is strange that we vary so much yet we are all the same species, have the same origin. So this confuses me greatly.

I would never make an outrageously offensive thread, but if I were to be permabanned, I would explain it as a missunderstanding politely and then ask for a reactivation.

I could tell if it was made by:

Cootie (his topics are usually good and discussable and when he jokes he is actually funny and doesn't just use one liners.

Gagsy: There is just a thing about it that makes Gagsy's posts distingushiable.

And I could tell if it was Luis's post because He is funny and posts in all bold like this

I could tell Wade's because They are usually short and in all bold like this

I could tell if it was Rummy0's because Rummy usually uses un funny jokes that he uses way too often.

So yeah, thats about it, unless me recognisiing my own posts counts, but I don't think it does.

I am, just as usual, scanning the portal for abuse, and am noticing that the amount of good flash has increased considerably. I am happy to see there is more than 2 non-spam flashes submitted out of every 10. Maybe last week was just a bad week? Anyway I'm happy to have gained an apprenticeship in this club. I will help in any way I can.

Where..... how ....in the when?

At 5/19/11 04:29 PM, Drake wrote: I'm GiantDouche's alt used to be more civilized toward people while I actually mock them in real life.

What are you talking about? Is that supposed to be some kind of one liner?

At 5/19/11 04:28 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 5/19/11 04:25 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I know they say that you get praised when you are a model poster, but since everyones opinion on what a model poster is is different, then isn't it impossible to be a model poster, thus making it impossible to be praised on the BBS?

Well, I believe that there are some things that nearly everyone appreciates about a poster, such things are : posting well thought out things and not only oneliners, staying on a friendly level and not insulting someone because of opinions, accepting opinions from others.

Then congragulations you are now a model poster Asandir, your reward is a nice little self esteem boost.

You are welcome, and here is your reward. If you didn't recieve it already.

At 5/19/11 04:23 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 5/19/11 04:23 PM, Suprememessage wrote: It is never ok, why would you miss inform your fellow people?

personal gain

But it overall impedes progress, and if they find out you lied you will lose more than you would have originally if you told the truth, which in most cases is nothing. So you would get personal loss, so why take that chance?

I know they say that you get praised when you are a model poster, but since everyones opinion on what a model poster is is different, then isn't it impossible to be a model poster, thus making it impossible to be praised on the BBS?

It is never ok, why would you miss inform your fellow people?

Can I join? I have a feeling that I should join to help Newgrounds.

Because it may be normal sized but it may seem small compared to their large body?