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Take These Broken Wings- Foreigner

My Father.

Halbeird, and a golden counterpart.

At 6/28/11 09:44 PM, DocSprite wrote: Glass.

That's a color!?

Because we would run out of scheduled execution time!

My grandfather died from cancer. I could literally give you the obituary.

I still think cancer is a wonderful thing and more people should accept it into their life.

Oh yeah? Give me the obituary or GTFO! I COMMAND IT!!

I forgot.

Also, I like fapping to the decaying bodies of the dead, but only when they are enchanted, and zombies. MMM ZOMBIE ASS...

I can't see how that is really, "creepy".

Reminds me of the old saying, about what drunks are.

"A drunk is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do".

At 9/11/11 08:59 PM, Yert wrote:

At 9/11/11 08:58 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I fap to erotic pictures that appeal to my... whats the word.... FETISH.

Now you know too much.. and must die

hey everybody this guy is a macrophile

HEY EVERYBODY YERT LIKES LOLI!

I fap to erotic pictures that appeal to my... whats the word.... FETISH.

Now you know too much.. and must die

Tits. Nuff' said

+1

At 9/11/11 08:02 PM, MiracleFruitClock wrote:

At 9/11/11 07:56 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/11/11 07:50 PM, MiracleFruitClock wrote: we appreciate the love but JOIN THE FUCKING CLOCK CREW

I wouldn't stoop so low as to join such a crew.

don't talk about us like that

"such a crew"

what other crews

Spam crews are idiotic unorganized ramble BY DEFINITION.

At 9/11/11 08:19 PM, zag wrote:

At 9/11/11 08:13 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 9/11/11 08:12 PM, zag wrote: this concept is retarded... so I'm pretty sure I'd just leave.

Good, while your back is turned I have time to take aim.

I'm gone before you even notice ;)

besides... everyone knows that fabs are bulletproof.

You're thinking of jabs, because a jab is an action. BANG.

I don't have any. I'M SO LONELY.

Then newyork wouldn't have a fancy new one being built, and would just have those old fugly towers.

At 9/11/11 08:12 PM, zag wrote: this concept is retarded... so I'm pretty sure I'd just leave.

Good, while your back is turned I have time to take aim.

At 9/11/11 08:09 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 9/11/11 08:07 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Their heads would be hanging in my bunker in no time, including the evil aura users too.

Bring it on you blue son of a bitch.

My aim is way better than yours, I could snipe you from 2 miles away!

Wow, someone should make this a flash.
BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, BEWARE ALL FABS. Their heads would be hanging in my bunker in no time, including the evil aura users too.

You guys know any users who migrate to other parts of the forum, over their time being here or even just at certain times of year?

Now would probably be a good time to discuss.

Well, I know you won't believe this, but me and about five thousand other people all work at this one Nickelodeon Studio. And we got to watch episodes before they were released because somehow whether I get to watch them or not invalidate's what my actual job is. So anyway, we got to watch a new one. The title card said "Spongebob's Fresh Start" and it was white text on a black background.
When the episode started, it showed spongebob was at his parent's house. He then said "Maybe I should play a sport..." so he went to a basketball court in Bikini Bottom. He was shooting some hoops. When a gang came in, me and some of the other interns thought this was a little bit of an adult theme for Spongebob. But we just continued watching.. the gang started to cause trouble. And Spongebob got into a fist fight.

Afterwards he ran home. And told his mother, but his mother looked scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

Spongebob, looking confused, begged to stay, but she just packed up his stuff and sent him on his way,

We didn't prior learn of this new plot. And it confused most of us.

Then he walked outside, and called for a taxi, when it arrived, there were fuzzy dice in the mirror and the liscense plate said "Fresh". If anything this cab was rare, Spongebob said "whatever, YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR"

At about seven or eight, he was finally there, to sit on his throne, as the prince of Bel-air.

THEN WE ALL COMMITED PACT SUICIDE BY CHOCKING OURSELVES WITH BUBBLE GUM, AND WE CLAWED EACHOTHER'S EYES OUT WITH TOOTHBRUSHES.

At 9/11/11 07:50 PM, MiracleFruitClock wrote: we appreciate the love but JOIN THE FUCKING CLOCK CREW

I wouldn't stoop so low as to join such a crew.

At 9/11/11 09:46 AM, Adio wrote:

At 9/11/11 09:44 AM, Brass wrote: http://z0r.de/L/z0r-de_570.swf

related

yes, this was what i chose for my first post in 6 months to be, deal with it

dude you stole my flash

You deserve a higher score on that flash, it is amazing and touched my heart.

At 9/11/11 01:57 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/11/11 01:54 PM, zag wrote: stuff

Another thing is the dude could have just gone to his dad's the whole time which he said during the video. Kind of wonder why he would stay there to record his bro anyways. Aside from the slight hilarity in the video, it's more or less seeing how easy it is to annoy and upset his brother.

The boy is lazy, and stupid. But his brother was basically being a real life troll. His brother seems to pissed BECAUSE he's being recorded.

At 9/11/11 08:01 AM, Asandir wrote:

At 9/11/11 07:56 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: In one year.

That is quite a lot, obviously, calling someone 200 times(!) a day is indeed insane, nearly as insane as having to pay for that amount of calls. I don't even want to see the telephone bill.

I don't think I've ever been stalked.. Atleast to my knownledge.

You can never be sure. Someone could stalk you in a subtle way, so that you don't notice firstly. Maybe even over the internet, who knows. You better watch out for any strange followers.

OH PHEW. I'm not strange at all... so I'm in the clear... it's really good to be in the clear for once, you know what I mean?

At 9/11/11 09:39 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote:

At 9/11/11 09:36 AM, tox wrote: why exactly would i tell people about my genitalia??
besides i would have already been talking about it already,
seeing peoples reaction and the like

You're appearance could dramatically change beyond recognition. People would figure it out. Dealing with the persecution and resentment from others would almost tear you apart. No matter what kind of tough guy anyone thinks they are

What do you think it is? A huge appearance change? It only changes your appearance besides your genetailia if you get them to insert hormones or get plastic surgery.

This thread is so much more dramatic when you read the responses while listening to the Saw theme.

At 9/11/11 10:43 AM, tally1989 wrote: That is so old.

Sure it's old, but it's funny and there wasn't a thread about the fact dolphins like to rape people.
So I thought "Sure, why not?".