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Response to: Childhood obesity is bullshit Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

At 8/6/13 04:06 PM, BigFatKid wrote:
At 8/6/13 04:02 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Here in Massachusetts there aren't actually a lot of fat people. There's only like one obese person in town (It's not me, so don't even go there).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States#Pr evalence_by_state

Massachusetts is 57% overweight and obese. That isn't "not a lot." The 57% also includes 20.9% of people whom which are obese. That's 1 out of 5 obese people.

I'm speaking in terms of personal experience. Keep in mind I don't live in a big city so it's not like people are really lazy of boarish around here.

Response to: Childhood obesity is bullshit Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

Here in Massachusetts there aren't actually a lot of fat people. There's only like one obese person in town (It's not me, so don't even go there).

Response to: Yourself in 10 years Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

Somewhere six feet under.

I have a lot of enemies.

Response to: fun fact of the day Posted August 6th, 2013 in General

Did you know that if you cut all of a frog's head off except the brain stem, it will live indefinitely as long as you keep providing food for it. It will also still do normal frog things like swim and leap.

Response to: heated toilet seats Posted August 1st, 2013 in General

Not immaturely joking, they are useful for people regularly living/working in areas too cold for normal toilet seats.

Response to: Is this safe to eat Posted July 30th, 2013 in General

Starches tend to expire quickly, I wouldn't recommend it.

Response to: Are you lonely? Posted July 30th, 2013 in General

I'm lonely by choice.

I dislike people, because most of them are intolerant assholes.

Response to: What's The Ng Staff Up? Posted July 29th, 2013 in General

They would be sitting around partying, because they had simply run out of fucks to give.

Response to: Cheer me up Posted July 29th, 2013 in General

At 7/29/13 04:00 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I hope this helps.

The picture did not upload.

Here's hoping it works this time.

Cheer me up

Response to: Cheer me up Posted July 29th, 2013 in General

I hope this helps.

Response to: New crush Posted July 27th, 2013 in General

Punch her in the face with your mouth and then sex her.

Response to: How advanced do you think weaponry Posted July 26th, 2013 in General

At 7/26/13 02:44 PM, Painbringer wrote: I think you've been playing too much Alpha Centauri.

But I think the weapons of the future will be more about crowd control than mass destruction.

Though the glowing energy weapons of Star Trek and Star Wars do seem nice.

I've never actually played Alpha Centauri, sadly.

How advanced do you think weaponry Posted July 26th, 2013 in General

...needs to be before it gains the capacity to have catastrophic effects on more than just Earth? Really I guess what I'm asking is when and how you think futuristic weaponry is going to have humanity fuck-up other planets than just Earth with our evil.

Response to: If you could screw Tom Posted July 26th, 2013 in General

No, because why would I?

Response to: Why do people lick their fingers... Posted July 26th, 2013 in General

At 7/25/13 10:26 PM, Gagsy wrote: To get moisture on their fingers to help them turn the pages quicker.

Wouldn't the pages stick to the saliva?

Response to: So my computers gone wierd.. Posted July 26th, 2013 in General

Did you try making sure your firewall and anti-virus are set up correctly?

Response to: If A Mass Murder Happened Posted July 25th, 2013 in General

I'd report to the police that I found somebody fitting the description and otherwise stay out of what is not my business to intervene.

Response to: The quality of the BBS Posted July 25th, 2013 in General

NG BBS has always been low quality, but on the same level, that's WHY it's good, if that makes any sense.

Response to: why are you awesome? Posted July 25th, 2013 in General

Because I don't take shit from anybody, but more recently, experience with close relatives and suicide has given me a level head.

Response to: WTF is up with Naruto lately?! Posted July 25th, 2013 in General

Naruto has always been like a bad acid trip, it just used to be a little more subtle about it way back when.

Response to: Newgrounds isn't dying Posted July 23rd, 2013 in General

At 7/23/13 10:03 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: unprotected sex with farm animals

I'm not sure if Xenomit is willing to give this one up.

Response to: Kinda-ignorant Canadian in Israel. Posted July 22nd, 2013 in General

Sing Billy Ocean songs, I hear Christians love that shit.

Response to: you know when people say "no homo" Posted July 22nd, 2013 in General

What do you mean it's normal?

If that was normal, society would have dissolved a long time ago, OP.

Response to: You don't have proper clearance Posted July 22nd, 2013 in General

Xenomit, I'm afraid I can't let you go any further.

You don't have proper clearance

Response to: Official Appeal to Moderators Posted July 22nd, 2013 in General

As mentioned earlier, it has a lot to do with many moderators being in the same and/or similar time zones, leading to there being sections of the day where the forums aren't moderated at all.

But being a moderator is a hard job, and I know that they do what they can, it's not possible to catch every infraction of the rules.

Response to: How can i turn £45 in £100? Posted July 22nd, 2013 in General

Stop wasting all your time looking for the easy way out and get a job like the rest of us.

Response to: Thunderstorm. Posted July 22nd, 2013 in General

You will, unless you start the ritual early.

Response to: Where to find racist White girls Posted July 22nd, 2013 in General

Trailer parks, Republican National Convention, Craigslist.

Response to: most useless state or providence Posted July 17th, 2013 in General

Florida because it's main export is stupidity.

Response to: Will '07ers ever be regs? Posted July 10th, 2013 in General

All reg means is that you post often and consistently.

Maybe if 07 users stopped complaining about lack of acceptance they could eventually reach that goal.