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Three fourths of the posts I make are tied for this.

I'd like to meat all of you.

At 11/15/14 01:16 PM, Conal wrote:

At 11/15/14 01:08 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

A new conspiracy was just born.

This is what news stations and members of ESA have said. So I take their word for it.

News stations are rarely correct, so I'd just take the ESA's word for it.

At 11/15/14 12:46 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 11/15/14 06:22 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I made a list.
-TheGamechanger
-fieldertiger
-DalexJ1337
-TheDisharmony
-DoctorStrongbad
-ZE13

I can't believe I forgot vixuzar and Avery.

I can't believe you forgot me.

My pick is Tom Fulp.

At 11/15/14 12:44 PM, Conal wrote:

At 11/15/14 11:51 AM, SentForMe wrote: Not looking good for the Philae Lander right now, unless it can find a way to charge its solar panels.

It moved into a better position for light & is now on standby. When the comet comes closer to the sun, we can resume.

My favorite thing about this thread is the objective way you say this makes it almost sound like you're sitting in the control room and actually working on the project yourself.

A new conspiracy was just born.

Beanies are like those bells they forced lepers to wear, except they warn you somebody is a douchebag.

At 11/15/14 12:58 PM, ZE13 wrote:

At 11/15/14 12:52 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Are you mentally handicapped?

see.. it's people like you that make me feel worthless and hate myself. this is how even the gay kid treated me.. this is how everyone treats me... this is why i'm home schooled..

'Even the gay kid', implying the gay kid is any different than everybody else. The most surprising part of this post is the implication you have any kind of education and are still this ignorant is pretty astounding. My advice is that if you are sensitive and cry when people question you, Newgrounds isn't your friend.

At 11/15/14 12:56 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 11/15/14 12:55 PM, ZE13 wrote:

At 11/15/14 12:52 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Are you mentally handicapped?

yes! I got ADHD ;D

That's nothing to be proud of.
Kids with ADHD are a shitstain on the underpants that is society.

I have ADHD and I'm not an idiot.

At 11/15/14 12:55 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 11/15/14 12:53 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

It actually hurts worse.

The penis has 5,000 nerve endings, the vagina has 25,000, making it about five times MORE sensitive. <3

You know this how?

I have taken courses on anatomy.

Feminists are worse than Hitler. I don't give a shit if that gets me yelled at because I knew a guy who committed suicide because feminists bullied him until he had enough and offed himself. I have no respect for them, and I have no respect for their 'cause'.

At 11/15/14 12:52 PM, ZE13 wrote:

At 11/15/14 12:51 PM, Itarian wrote:

At 11/15/14 12:49 PM, ZE13 wrote: make a joke! im gonna put it in a screenplay and maybe send it to Hollywood! ;D

she's a man!!

It still hurts for females though

trust me

it does?

It actually hurts worse.

The penis has 5,000 nerve endings, the vagina has 25,000, making it about five times MORE sensitive. <3

At 11/13/14 06:01 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

At 11/13/14 05:26 PM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 11/12/14 10:36 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

At 11/12/14 10:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: There are still tribes around today, so this entire thread is null.

You know anyone from any of these tribes?

Yes, I know people of pure Native American descent.

I see. I wonder how those people would react if they saw this thread.

I don't know, probably wouldn't care. Many of us are ignorant that tribes have their own little 'Countries' inside of America that are exclusive to those of pure descent. The problem is that they loosen the amount of native blood you need to have as time goes on because all of the 'pure' natives die off over time. Some tribes are very close to no longer existing.

At 11/12/14 10:36 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

At 11/12/14 10:32 PM, Suprememessage wrote: There are still tribes around today, so this entire thread is null.

You know anyone from any of these tribes?

Yes, I know people of pure Native American descent.

At 11/12/14 10:32 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 11/12/14 10:28 PM, ImperialTeaCup wrote: And of course the same concept goes in terms of literature as well as other culture.

No kidding. I have access to 1000s of books on my little tablet device for next to nothing, like the complete works of Tolstoy, Joseph Conrad, Dickens, etc.

I can watch just about any type of TV or entertainment for $8/mo commercial free.

I can listen to just about any type of music for $8/mo, sync it to my mobile device, etc.

Yeah but pretty soon our sky will be smog and Australia, Florida, and all that will be under the sea.

There are still tribes around today, so this entire thread is null.

I should have been born in the 1920s so I could have fought for the glory of the Deutchland.

Fine, Sequenced, I'll tell you, but you have to keep this between us. I'm a fugitive, wanted for three counts of sexual manslaughter.

So, I've seen many new users here who simply don't understand how to get people to like them. Well, I have a simple guide to help you.

If you are often getting told your posts are 'idiotic', or 'fucking stupid', or just generally have a lot of enemies on the forums or the site in generla, then here is a step-by-step to fix all that.

Step 1.) Acquire a gun.

Step 2.) Start a thread with a alluring title

Step 3.) Wait for people who don't like you to post, don't worry, it won't take long.

Step 4.) Aim your gun directly at your computer and fire, if done correctly, you will no longer see the posts of people who disagree with you.

I hope this guide is helpful to you. Always glad to look out for you, NG. <3

I'd rather replace the celebration of Christmas entirely with getting surprise heart surgery from a liberal arts student than listen to Fox News, the GOP, or their ilk talk for even a minute.

Yes, let's break the already pretty overworked servers.

Yeah....no.

I didn't know threads even still had view counts since the redesign.

At 11/12/14 08:34 AM, NGPulp wrote: I didn't even know this was a thing.

How can you sleep at night without having at least one bowl of this?

At 11/11/14 10:54 PM, Natick wrote:

At 11/11/14 08:22 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Also the taboo on murder.

what

If people were okay with my love for squeezing the last bit of life from those I disagree with, I'd have a lot more respect for humanity as a whole.

At 11/11/14 08:50 PM, Conal wrote: This is getting strange.

Rosetta mission: setback as landing probe fails to respond initially
Listen to Rosetta's comet 'sing': Scientists baffled by mysterious sounds recorded near 67P ahead of Philae landing

The Moon Nazis are deploying their fighters.

In a demilitarized zone.

Guess they're not going to get straight A's this year, just straight AIDs.

I don't usually celebrate mine. I used to lie and say mine was in March so people wouldn't bug me on my actual birthday (The sixth of July).

At 11/11/14 08:30 PM, FurryGod wrote: They actually have a cocktail of this

I did say it was a classic.

Was there every any doubt?

The only things I wouldn't fap to are scat porn, child porn, actual beastiality (Furry is fine), and absolutely nothing else.

At 11/11/14 08:25 PM, Monster-64 wrote: @suprememmessage - Mainly because I wanna know what a brony looks like before I fuck one.

Monster-64 because I want to fuck him.

If I had to be honest, people like OP who critique pop culture without realizing the things they liked as a kid were likely just as ridiculous and that the kids of today will also move on, just like their generation did.

Also the taboo on murder.