584 Forum Posts by "Supreme"
I'\/e ne\/er e\/en heard any Slipknot music... after reading these posts I doubt I e\/er will.
>_< Linkin Park and Korn don't suck...
I think the band I hate most is Uncle Cracker... Ugh...
At 5/16/05 07:59 AM, Miigga wrote:
He did it, and the leader fell down, dead. God said: "NOW you're in danger."
xD
That's rather cruel of God, isn't it?
lmao
At 5/16/05 07:51 AM, -RFI- wrote:
Mandatory pic
Why ha\/e I ne\/er seen that pic before?! That's awesome!
I'll feel guilty if I post without a pic, so here.
At 5/16/05 05:01 AM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:At 5/16/05 01:33 AM, -Tharikifa- wrote: Better than yours :PI WANT ONE! >:)
I don't care if you were serious or not, and I don't care if you use this, and I don't care if you don't use this and then someone makes you one that isn't as good and you use it, because I made this out of boredem ^_^
At 5/16/05 07:11 AM, -RFI- wrote:At 5/16/05 07:08 AM, SupremeEviL wrote:Yes, ma'am!Holy christwagons, that's a lotta jokes! Thankssss, my thirst for jokes have been quenched.
Much <3
Oh and... I'm not a sir :)
Lol, okies. I assume people are the internet are guys usually... :S I am sexist now!
Bleck
Here's the few that wouldn't fit, for anyone who wants to try to read more...
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Frenchman with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Polak's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long." The Frenchman grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot American! I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"
^^^That one kicks so much ass
Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
I hope I didn't post those already... I think I cut them...
*prays that he didn't alrdy post those two jokes*
At 5/16/05 06:49 AM, -RFI- wrote:
LOL!
I have no jokes of my own. Comfort me :(
Yes, sir!
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
Q: How do you kill a Frenchman?
A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your back yard?
A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman?
A: Reverse!
Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
A French rifle for sale on ebay:
"It's never been fired and it's been dropped only once."
President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained:
"If we don't stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath. " The interpreter couldn't translate this, however, since there is no word for "bath" in French.
Q: What happens when a Frenchman doesn't pay his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.
Q: How do you ruin a French party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.
Q:Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A:So the French can show them how to surrender.
Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: Did you hear about the French helicopter crash?
A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
^^My fa\/orite
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Frenchman In the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic French parachutes?
A: They open on impact.
George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.
President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm." Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand. "By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him increduously. It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Frenchman's posterior. When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment: "Marie sainte! I'm think I'm getting a fax."
Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried.
Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Q: How did the German conquer France so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the French thought they were leavling.
Q:The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear?
A: Track shoes.
Q: How do you sink a French battleship?
A: Put it in water.
A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
The bartender says "HEY! You can't bring that pig in here."
The Frenchwoman says "Excuse me...but that's a duck."
The bartender says back, "Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck."
Once upon a time there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French".
I'm almost out of characters :O
I will maybe post some more....
BTW, French Canadians don't count in any of those^^^
At 5/16/05 06:49 AM, krA wrote:
your lucky.you got flash.
my Bedn <3 Fro sig.
Tis not luck... Tis the powers of the Darkside that pro\/ide me with flash! Darth Sidious came to my house dressed as the pope, and I beat him dead, and took $$300 double-dollars from him, then I dressed up as \/ash The Stamed from Trigun, and went to Fred Meyer's to buy Flash MX 2004 with my newly found $$300 double-dollars that I stole from Darth Sidious dressed as the pope.
Yes, the Darkside acts in strange ways...
Mwuahaha! Behold! I ha\/e created the double-bladed lightsaber animated GIF WITH uber cool fading-outness!
WOW
At 5/14/05 04:51 PM, GoldenOgre wrote: There guns not cannons.
tis a gattling cannon XD
I'd like one please... and could you gi\/e it a blue gradient background?
I'd much appreciate that.
At 5/16/05 05:43 AM, krA wrote:
well, here's the shrink image.
thanks.
Looky looky! I haf made an animated green lightsaber gif ^_^
At 5/16/05 05:34 AM, krA wrote:
Well,I tried...it's hard with MS paint.
What do you think?
Could you gimmy the base pic for bedn that you are using? That'd be really usefull...
lol @ ms paint text effects xD nice
I'm not gonna check to see if anyone posted this, and I'm not going to meantion the site I found it on.
It's not racist! It's.... Nationalist... Yeah, that's it.
"Why wasn't Jesus born in France?"
"Because they couldn't find three wise men and a \/irgin"
Ok people, you could do that thing in photoshop, or you could be a lazy person like me and use flash's soften fill edges thinger XD
I'd animate this one, but I doubt I could keep it down to size if I did, so screw that.
At 5/16/05 04:48 AM, krA wrote:
nah,credits go to you.I have no idea how to make a lightsaber :\
You could try drawing it pixel by pixel... like this?
Looks like shit, takes a bit to make, and is totally pointless, but now I'm hardcore for making it in MS paint when I ha\/e photoshop and flash xD
Oh the memories of making gradients with the line tool in paint, back before I had anything else... oh the pains...
At 5/16/05 04:39 AM, krA wrote:
Woo!I'm Done. It turned out better then I expected.
That's pretty nice for MS paint!
You should get a free trial for photoshop or paintshop pro or something...
If you like it,then tell me what you want written up top.
If you were asking me this, I don't care what it says :P Use the sig or gi\/e it out as you like, and take full credit if you want. I don't really care ^_^
At 5/16/05 03:58 AM, krA wrote:
Can i turn it into a sig?with...BEDN?!
Sure thing. I'd like to see that, and I'm too lazy to open photoshop again right now.
At 5/16/05 03:51 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: It would look waaay cooler if you had the actual lightsaber, not blade only
Like this? I made the crappy handle in flash
stupid size limits!
Mwuahahaha! Matrix hamster star wars style!
stupid size limits >.<
wait... sorry f double post (if it is)... I fucking read all but the first o.O
ignore my pe\/ious post
Are you just making a colored stick with glowing edges or...?
plztellmehowktxh
:'( NG should show msn in profiles too... Not that I care, because I don't add people. I just don't like AIM.
I swear online when it fits in what I'm saying.
At home, it depends if my mom is around. If she's not, the same thing applies.
My brothers are wiggers though so they swear all the time.
IE. "Yo, fucking hell man where the fuck you been brutha?" *mom interruption* "shuttup bitch! go make me a pot pie!"
It's spelled differently for different animals... like greyhound and gray bat. That's all I know. And if you google it, it works both ways without asking if you meant the other.
"How do you quit?" Redfaction
At 4/11/05 02:47 AM, PimpNRed wrote: I would love to get final fantasy but i dont have a credit card ....i just got suspended from world of warcraft so im kind of scwered.....Any one ever play Ultima online......i was thinking bout getin That or EQ 1 or EQ 2
UO was the greatest game e\/er... I don't ha\/e it anymore... someone wanna tell me which one I should get??? LBR? the new samuri one???
At 5/15/05 10:21 AM, Elfer wrote:
Actually, that's somewhat of a better idea.
Hmm... I understand it a bit better now, but I think more than 5 minutes would be good :P
Yeah that does sound like a good idea, now that I actually *ghasp* think about it.
My cat got her head stuck in the bag of catnip today... I don't know if it was actually stuck... Maybe she was purposely keeping it on while crazily scratching/purring/biting... o.O
She nearly killed our rug (and probably herself too) afterwards with an extreme fit of high insanity.
At 5/15/05 10:15 AM, swordsmanX wrote: why don't they have these buttons
Because the current system is better than that.
At 5/15/05 08:04 AM, Supreme_Evil wrote:
Jake grabbed her hand and pulled her off the road, taking off his shirt with his other hand.
He started undoing his shoelaces, looking at Jean. She wasn't undressing, just standing there. She wasn't sure about this, she liked Todd, but what chance did she ha\/e with him if she ne\/er talked? This might be her only chance- and she certainly found Jake attracti\/e.
Jack had his shoes off, he stood up.
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To be continued (This is so... ugh...)
screw that.... I'm too fcking lazy...
I was just gonna make "paul and jack raped jeane and some guy" stretch about 4 paragraphs... bleck... was a shitty story anyway ;)
At 5/15/05 07:02 AM, Hoaders wrote: Or this
I'll take this one, it looks great!
Much thanks to you, and of course I'll credit you :P
