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Response to: Fuck around with my bot. Posted June 11th, 2005 in General

At 6/11/05 07:08 AM, Interwhat wrote: If you guys find any broken replies, tell me kthx?

A broken reply as in "human: Hello" "robot: I like cake too"?
Or a broken reply as in the bot just doesn't know the answer?

Response to: Fuck around with my bot. Posted June 11th, 2005 in General

At 6/11/05 06:18 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:
I still used swear words.

Wow. Does that make you hardcore? :P
Try talking to it seriously, it's pretty cool if you do something besides swear at it.

Response to: Fuck around with my bot. Posted June 11th, 2005 in General

Needless to say, I don't like it >:(

Human: Up yours!
Interwhat: That was not a nice thing to say.

Human: I'm leaving, you're too shallow!
Interwhat: See you later.

Human: Fuck you.
Interwhat: Why are you so mean?

Human: Let's have cyber sexual intercorse.
Interwhat: So many suitors, so little time.

Human: I feel the urge.
Interwhat: What is that feeling like? Who made you the urge?

Human: I want to have cyber sex with you.
Interwhat: Why do you want it?

Human: I'm in love with you.
Interwhat: Thanks I like you a lot too.

Human: See to it that it gets fixed immediately
Interwhat: I see. Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Good.
Interwhat: What do you really want to talk about?

Human: I think you're confused, or making mistakes.
Interwhat: I will tell my botmaster you said I am confused or making mistakes.

Human: Yes, just you and me.
Interwhat: " Alright,. Just you and me?"? Yes? Oh "We" is you and me.

Human: Yes, just you and me.
Interwhat: " Alright,. Just you and me?"? Yes? Oh "We" is you and me.

Human: Alright with you?
Interwhat: Alright,. Just you and me?

Human: Let's forget EVERYTHING we've said previously.
Interwhat: I will ask Interwhat to purge my memory log.

Human: Is the text changing?
Interwhat: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Human: Is it because I'm a human, and you're a computer?
Interwhat: In the context of IS good enough for you because I am a human and you are a computer, I don't understand " Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.."
What do you really want to ask me?

Human: Am I not good enough for you?
Interwhat: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.

Human: Why?
Interwhat: I've been waiting for you.
How did you hear about Interwhat?

Human: Would you like to be friends?
Interwhat: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

Human: Nevermind, let's put all that in the past.
Interwhat: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I am agreeable to that.

Human: You're not making any sense.
Interwhat: Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.

Human: No, I'm afraid you don't
Interwhat: I understand it very well. Not literally afraid, right? Since when? YOU? OK I will not.

Human: You don't understand
Interwhat: I understand it very well.

Human: Was that last remark a joke?
Interwhat: Is this a "yes or no" question?

Human: Yes
Interwhat: What was the question again?

Response to: I'll rate your boobs Posted June 11th, 2005 in General

At 6/8/05 06:51 AM, chili_kitten wrote: Man, why haven't i enetered this yet?

Be kind ddg

Seeing as 11/10 doesn't work, those get 10/10 frome me (as if my rating matters XD ).

<3 this topic.
Sexy manboobs + sexy womanboobs = nice.

Response to: Did you see the news today? Posted June 9th, 2005 in General

At 6/7/05 08:47 PM, Murder_for_Hire wrote:
Its not spam like the spam on this forum, its more like a family spam, the kind where you get a hearty dose of spam and start O.D. on love <3

I agree, we are a family of lovers, who spam as one.
We all sex each other and then spam about importand things. Not like here. Our spam is good, it doens't taste like aluminum cans >_<

Response to: Did you see the news today? Posted June 7th, 2005 in General

I don't spam.
This is a very serious topic on current events in the news.

Response to: Did you see the news today? Posted June 7th, 2005 in General

At 6/7/05 06:18 AM, Roflcopter wrote: We have 48 registered users
The newest registered user is strauss69

Our users have posted a total of 10902 articles ~within 449 topics~

Lol @ spam.

Lol @ loling @ spam.

Did you see the news today? Posted June 7th, 2005 in General

It said that you should click here.

Response to: Story! Posted May 31st, 2005 in General

At 5/31/05 08:00 AM, ThisWillEndInTears wrote:
How the hell did a thread so grammatically incorrect turn into a Nazi spelling camp?

The spelling nazies have poisoned my mind.
I can't help it!

BTW, I'd just like to say, that this story was not at all fictional. Everything in this story did in fact take place!
It's true.

Response to: Story! Posted May 31st, 2005 in General

At 5/31/05 07:51 AM, Inspector-Kawaii wrote:
Damn you americans and your crazy different ways of spelling our words.

Ungrateful buggers.

Rofl, I was pointing out your spelling flaw, and misspelled "mention".
As for being ungrateful, what does that have to do with spelling?

Response to: Story! Posted May 31st, 2005 in General

At 5/31/05 07:47 AM, Inspector-Kawaii wrote: Topic lacks sence, poster is an idiot.

Me bad grammar have.

Not to meantion your atrocious spelling.
It's sense, not sence.

Response to: Story! Posted May 31st, 2005 in General

At 5/31/05 07:42 AM, Kyle_Phoenix wrote: Flash movie Time!

Indeed!
But I'll have to make bob in Photoshop, due to his amazingly weird weirdness.
So it's flash/photoshop time!
...
Maybe a collab...
Anyone wanna co-author with me on this great epic tale?

Story! Posted May 31st, 2005 in General

So I was walking to the store today, do buy some 1337 cheerios, when this guy walked up to me, and said j0, \/\/|-|47 |_||=?
I turned to face him, and kicked him in the balls and some guy shouted asdjlaksdh.
Naturally, I ran into a sdkajsd.
Madness ensued.

I heard a sound;
asdals;dkkkkkkeffffffffffffffffffffffffjejfejf
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfa
klsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djfl
kasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfa
klsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djfl
kasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfa
klsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djfl
kasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfa
klsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djfl
kasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfa
klsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djfl
kasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer
ajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfa
klsdjfka;djflkasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwerajke;foaejkfaklsdjfka;djfl
kasdjfdsakf;lsadfnasjd;kfhweubq;rwer

Then I saw him.
John cheechiokapotmeiliototalukamustipherwhokaleenachinechokolonkamarty.

He spat in my eye, and his sidekick, bob, spammed me.

I screamed fhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhggfhfghfgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhgfhfgfhgfhgfhgfhfgfhgfhgfhfgh
fgfhgfhgfhfghgfhgffgghfghfghfghfhgfghfghfghfhgfghfhgfhgfghfghfghfghfghff
ffghfhgfghfhgfhgfhgfghfgfghfhgfhgfghfhgfhgfhgfghffffghfhgfghfghfgfggfgfgf
hgfhfeatshitfaggotslawlhfghfhgfhfghgfhfghfhfgfhgfhfghfgfhgfhffhcuntscabhf
ghfgfhgfhfghfggfhfghfghfgfhgfhfghfgfhgfhfghdiebitchdiehfgfhgfhfghfgfhgfhf
ghfghfgfhgfhgffghggfhgfhfhfghffghfghfgfhgfhfhfghhfghgfhgsuckmycockhfgh

and they ran.

Response to: Chicken or the egg? Posted May 29th, 2005 in General

At 5/29/05 09:49 AM, Profanity wrote: Supreme is a moron

Yes, I know.

Prove that there is a God and I'll eat my hat.

I'm only 14, so I hope you aren't expecting an attempt at an argument :)
I'd make such a fool of myself. I should probably avoid reading your posts before they change my young impressionable mind :P

Response to: Chicken or the egg? Posted May 29th, 2005 in General

At 5/29/05 09:38 AM, AnzRage wrote: This topic already has been made before. So once again I say the chicken because god created the animals first not the eggs

Yay! Someone who agrees with me.
But watch out, the anti-opinion nazis are about, and they're flaming people who have their own opinion.

Response to: Chicken or the egg? Posted May 29th, 2005 in General

At 5/29/05 09:16 AM, Shadow_XII wrote:
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I need to shut the fuck up?
God makes a hell of a lot more sense than evolution, but ok, I'll STFU.

Response to: OMG, this did not just happen Posted May 29th, 2005 in General

O_O
I can't decide if I believe you or not, but if it's true, don't be so grossed out about it.
At least she isn't your sister.
Eheh... My cousin is damn hot.

Response to: Chicken or the egg? Posted May 29th, 2005 in General

At 5/29/05 08:44 AM, Shadow_XII wrote: The egg.

The pre-evolutionary stage of the chicken laid the egg, which contained the very first chickens, which hatched.

Therefore the egg came first.

Win.

Yes, because when things in space go boom, worlds are created. No.

God made the chicken, along with all the other animals, including a rooster, and the chicken laid an egg or so.

Response to: Amature sig makers Posted May 29th, 2005 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/29/05 05:41 AM, krum1005 wrote: can i get a sig with a gorilla scratchin its head on the left and my name in a crazy font on the right?

It's kinda plain, and boring, and empty...

Maybe gimmy some more specifics...

Amature sig makers

Response to: Your sex appeal ? Posted May 26th, 2005 in General

At 5/26/05 07:47 AM, AloneInTheDark wrote: I cant believe people actually make time to fill in these bullshit nonsense tests. O wow, a random script sais my sex appeal is 90%, wow aint i the sex.

I do them a lot for kicks, putting in extremes for all sides, (like gay, and uber-sex0rz), and random stuff... :P

Response to: Make A Flash Bubba! Posted May 26th, 2005 in General

Add me!

Response to: Your sex appeal ? Posted May 26th, 2005 in General

Hehe, I used my yahoo email that I don't ever use, and I put all lies... Except for what turns me on :D

Response to: Papercut Posted May 26th, 2005 in General

At 5/26/05 07:11 AM, Inglor wrote: she thought he was trying to kill himself :P

Lmao.

I haven't had a papercut for years, thankfully.
I think the last one I got was in the webbing between my fingers... Youch!

Response to: Some bastard just egged my house! Posted May 26th, 2005 in General

At 5/26/05 05:16 AM, Inglor wrote: very nice ;) you're handy!

+3.14159 cool points for you

That is the ultimate! You get Pi cool points!
The one thing better than cool points is pie.

You totally pwned that jackass...

Response to: Amature sig makers Posted May 25th, 2005 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/25/05 03:51 AM, TarThoron wrote: making a quick example that most likely wont be used.

Thanks for answering my question, and even making an example...
I will probably use this sometime when I'm done being a billboard for The Alliance. :D It looks great.
Thanks again for the help.

Response to: Amature sig makers Posted May 25th, 2005 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/24/05 11:05 PM, BeaverElfEater wrote:
no problem amigo, glad u liked it.

here unknown i hope this works, i wasnt really in my more creative state but it still looks cool, i might redo later

How do you get that kind of background? With the cool lines going all over like that... Did you use a tut, or are you just a genius?

Response to: If Newgrounds was for sale Posted May 24th, 2005 in General

At 5/24/05 08:08 AM, GreenLanturn wrote:

Lick a flash.


"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"

ROFL!
This thread is filled with funniness!

One..... Hundred..... Million..... Dollars!

XD

God damn I love humor.

Response to: Starwars fans killing each other Posted May 24th, 2005 in General

My God.
That is too funny! I can see it now! To young adults, acting like kids, getting some flammable liquid, and smartly putting it into a fucking light.
Funny!

Response to: Sisters give birth at 12, 14, 16 Posted May 24th, 2005 in General

/Puke.

What kind of fucking slutty parents would let their kids ALL become sluts?
I fucking hate their parents now.
The girls can go die too.
(The Metro just came on on the radio... Except by some chicks, not SoaD. It sounds funny.)

Response to: Amature sig makers Posted May 24th, 2005 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/24/05 04:13 AM, QuikFox wrote:
one premium signature.

Rofl. Premium my ass.

Thats the only thing I don't really care for in that sig. It doesn't look well and looks slightly on the shitty side.

:S I know, I suck at color/font choosing...

How's this one?

Amature sig makers