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Name: Dildo
Battle Name: The 9 inch battering ram
Move: Anal pounding
Move: Creampie
Background: Made from petrolium, I am a chunk of rubber in the shape of a penis.

Damn, that is long. Pretty interesting too. I guess.

Droppin' Plates, and Sons of Plunder are my favorites...
I love them all though. Disturbed is awesome.

It's a haloween story.
A scary one...

It all started last year, haloween day, about noon...
I was living in Portugal with my auntie Bruce, when I decided I wanted to come up the the states for haloween, because in Portugal they celebrate some scary thing about the day of the dead or some bullshit that's scary.
So I got in my Dodge Viper, with the stolen Lamborghini Diablo engine inside and the Chevy Suburban snow tired on the outside, and I drove up to Denver, to celebrate haloween with a bunch of random strangers.
It's amazing that I was able to drive all the way to Denver from Portugal in time to celebrate haloween, but I made it shortly before 10:00 AM.

The strange part is, nobody seemed to remember it was haloween! They all seemed to think haloween wouldn't be around for nearly a year! I knew that was absurd, so I told them so, and the raped me.
They raped me good and hard, ramming random objects into my ass, taking turns twisting them, pretending that jalapeno seeds ground up was lubricant, and that it would make it feel better...
Oh what a terrible night that was...

So then I decided to go trick or treating. I saw some sign about some club called the Red Light District that was giving out free treats, so I went over there, dressed as a banana in a cucumber suit (nobody understood the banana part).
Some woman offered me some candy, so I took it, and ate it. I began to feel really odd... I realised the candy had been laced! Probably LCD, or XTC, or some other 3 lettered drug... Anyway, the girl pulled out her dick and threw it into a coffee cup, then she said "ride me like an angry faic man". So I did.

THAT my friends, was a scary story, by your's truly.

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Firefox, Winamp, MSN Messenger, Google Talk, Bitdefender, and I'm about to open freecell.
I've also got limewire running, but I won't mention that because it's illegal.

At 10/10/05 04:59 AM, --V-- wrote: SikSkillz is my Alt account. I just made the post to fuck around, someone on the SC board mentioned dooing something like that awhile ago; so I went and did it.

Awwww, so I made a parody thread of a messin' around thread?
That ruins it :(

This is, in my professional opinion, the best parody thread ever. At least ever in the last ten minutes.

STOP MAKING SPAM THREADS.
I'm joking, I love you I AM.

At 10/10/05 04:42 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:

Supreme: umph umph umph

That's a lie! I clearly said Ermph Ermph Ermph

Yo... Yo... Yo...
Break it down...
Yo... Yo... Yo...

YO!
I'm a wigger, that means I think I'm a n*gg*r,
Once I rapped, I almost got capped,
I sucked so bad I thought I was had,

I was born in eas' compton, raised in south philly,
Yall don't believe me? This shit aint silly!
I tried to be gangsta, they called me a wangsta
and threw bottles at me, called me a flea

This rap's really blowin',
I'd better get goin' a'fore someone
finds out the truth, I'm just a wigger,
I think I'm a n*gg*er, and I tried to rap online

<insert chorus>
<insert "REEEEEEMIX!">
<insert guest hip hop artist>

This rap's nearly done,
I really gotta run, jus' wanna poke
some fun at kid who though he could rap.

OMG RATE IT IM1337

At 10/10/05 04:26 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:

Yeah, I think so too. But. . . um. . . we have cadny.

Don't we also have Bedn locked up in the sports section?
(This means everyone should join to see the Bedn).

At 10/10/05 04:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: scariest thing was comming out of a hosptial and this guy who looked like he was badly burned scarred face was standing there and i said hey its not halloween asshole

he cried

deja vous.

I think that was me, I had just got flamed real bad for trying to have cybersex with an e-cat on neopets.

What's The Alliance?

At 10/10/05 04:17 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote:

At 10/10/05 04:15 AM, QuikFox wrote: Yay for more Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour!

Dude, Alliance Happy Fun Time Good Hour was two hours ago. We're already into Super Crazy Alliance Orgy Fun Time Sodomy Hour.

ORGY!
SODOMY!
Awesome... Too bad I can't have sex because I'm a monk.

At 10/10/05 04:15 AM, -IAMCanadian- wrote: Adulturer >: (

It's a lie! I meant I love him like a brother!

>_>

<_<

At 10/10/05 04:14 AM, QuikFox wrote:

And did you know that male cats mark their territory with urine or with pheromones from glands in their face and feet...

You're so smart... Will you marry me?

I love you.

My mom walked into the room slowly... I pulled down my pants as she threw off her shirt...
I walked up to her, gazing down into her blue eyes.
I could see her nipples through her push-up bra, I pitched a massive tent in my pants, nearly poking her with it... If you're still reading by now, you're really sick, ya know that?

So anyway, my cat, Kitty Cat, is white, with a bit of caremel color.

Like when your bathroom is connected to your mom's room and you're taking a dump and you hear your mom making moaning sounds.

Or when your other bathroom is also your laundry room and pantry and you're taking a shit and your sister comes in and grabs some chocolate from the shelf and sniffs and smells your shit.

Or like when I went to the store once, and my friend, Mr. Socko, got himself stuck in some cute girls mouth when she asked what he was... That was sad.

Is cybersex a BANNABLE OFFENSE?

*takes off cybersocks slowly...*

At 9/26/05 04:14 AM, Guitardude91304 wrote:

well I posted it anyway, since I was already halfway done with it. You don't have to wear it if Drunken penguin makes you one tommorow.

Thanks, but that isn't quite what I'm looking for.

I forgot about my request... ehe... Anyway, I went back and looked at the responses, and could find if Drunken_Penguin posted a sig for me or not (here or in the SSMR), if not, that's fine, but I'd like to know if he did so I can use it.

Hello. I'd like a Hitman sig - that's right, hitman as in Agent 47. Google it if you must...

Anyway, I'd like there to be black, and white, and agent 47, and his dual ballers.
:D And, if you can possibly find it, the font used for the title of Hitman: Silent Assassin. The cool "I" and all.
Oh, and "Supreme EviL" would be what I'd like that font to be used to say :P

At 9/12/05 03:23 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Can i request a sig please?

~X~

Not very good, pretty boring and Homer still has an outline! I couldn't think of any other funny TV shows either. God I'm tired.

Well, hope this is what you wanted, if not... Oops.

H'lo, I'm back with my same request as before: I want a tech style sig, with "Supreme EviL" somewhere on it, and there must be blue. The more advanced part is the bit where you make the good looking tech border animated. I don't care what kind of animation it is, I just want some movement in there.

The one Curve made me is a good example of what I'm looking for, but it doesn't have any text, so yeah, there's my request.

At 9/11/05 08:26 AM, Curve wrote: i tried. Sorry for no text but everytime i saved it it became blurry. If u dont like it im sure someone will make u one soon

Thanks, it looks great. I think I'll fiddle with it and try to add some text.

At 9/11/05 12:31 AM, EarthCrisis wrote:

The very best of the best are in the SSMR . I know Juggernaut can animate, There are a few others I know that can also but I don't remember there names.

I though about requesting there, but it takes so much longer there what with them not allowing anyone to give it a go, and I figure there are people here who can animate and make it look good.

I think I'll wait a couple more days before trying the SSMR.

Hello people, I have a kinda more advanced sig request - I want a tech style sig, with "Supreme EviL" somewhere on it, and there must be blue. The more advanced part is the bit where you make the good looking tech border animated. I don't care what kind of animation it is, I just want some movement in there.

So there's something for someone who can animate well with photoshop.

Does Karate count as a sport? If not then I don't do sports, if so, I do Karate, and I do it 2 to 6 days a week.

At 9/10/05 07:47 AM, mattychapatidude wrote:

Kids nowadays have never played any games other than gta and Halo, how can they be your favorites when there are so much great games that have been made throughout history, zeldas, final fantasies, resident evil, mgs, lucas arts point and clicks, silent hill, goldeneye, mario the list is endless, and all better than halo 2.

I consider myself a kid nowadays, and I play a lot of older games, and I play GTA and halo, and I will admit that older games are hella fun, but that doesn't mean GTA shouldn't be my favorite.

At 9/10/05 07:45 AM, jenova_absolute wrote:

the snes has gotta be the best console ever

I almost want to agree with you...

At 9/10/05 07:14 AM, Sodium_01 wrote: Black and white.. still good.

Hell yeah! Gotta love Back and White.
I can't wait till I get around to buying number 2