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Response to: Amature sig makers Posted May 11th, 2005 in Clubs & Crews

Hey people. I was bored and decided to finally put something in the big gap in my sig... I tried lightning, but it doesn't look right :/
If anyone knows of a good lightning tuts, please point me that way.

Amature sig makers

Response to: Bullshit reviews. Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

At 4/23/05 03:08 PM, paiste wrote:
So fucking what? If they think it is good for them and the author, do I smell jealousy from someone without any submissions.

Thankyou for enlightening me... I've been wondering what that stink was!
(I've actually been wondering since I first saw NG... /me doesn't have any flashes either XD)

Response to: NG Riddle Crew Posted April 23rd, 2005 in Clubs & Crews

I tried (To absolutely no avail) to help with the evil puzzle, and enjoyed that much. I like riddles to :) I'm in.

./link in my sig

Response to: pimp my moms car!(photoshop) Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

At 4/23/05 01:28 PM, -MIKASA- wrote: i would need a better picture so i can give yo car a dirty sanchez

I would like to see that!
give hitler a dirty sanchez!

</unneeded and unwanted post>

Response to: The Incredibles Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

At 4/23/05 01:24 PM, Vlux wrote: I love The Inredibles, and if anyone has gotten the DVD, Jack Jack Attack is the best animated short that I had ever seen in my life.

The DVD of Dodgeball, somewhere in there, is a thing.

Oh yeah! and in that thing, the chick (the one on the team) says something.
I forgot what it was, but it serious and perfectly normal, but sounded very sexual, and I was at my friend's house, and it was like 5 AM...

Response to: Do your parents fight? Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

My parents used to fight... Until they got seperated and my dad came over drunk and tried to kill my mom. Now they still manage to fight on the phone O_o

Response to: The Incredibles Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

When I saw it the first time, it was my favorite animated movie... But after I watched it again I realized it was either
1. Really stupid, and I was broken in the head the first time.
or
2. It's the kind of movie that's only funny when you don't know what's next.

Response to: Male or Female? Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 02:44 PM, LazyFuckingBastard wrote: Male, 15.

That site rules. One of the top most rated users... lolol http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=ulorin_vex

You will go to heaven some day!!!
*fap* *fap* *fap*

Response to: comedians Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

Wil Ferral (sp?) is king of skits... but Jim Carey is GOD of comedy!

I guess Owen Wilson can team up with Jackie Chan and Ben Stiller as dukes or soemthing, cuz they're awesome too.

Response to: don't you just love local news? Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

Hah, yeah, I just heard someone on the radio talking about that. Fucking stupid-ass school!
That reminds me of something I heard a few days ago; They played a recording on the radio of a woman calling the police and saying something along the lines of

"My twelve year old daughter is attacking my ten year old daughter, they are going crazy, I mean, I'm afraid they're gonna kill each other! I am physically incapable of stopping them!"

Stupid fucking parent...
The reason I remember it is because the police dispatcher didn't say anything for a moment, and then asked if the woman wanted them to send someone over to shoot her daughter. <insert LOOONG pause> and then anger happened... totally off-topic, but funny. kthx

Response to: The Pope Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

At 4/23/05 07:32 AM, the_dude_of_darkness wrote: The new pope's just going to die in 9-10

I give him a month tops. Or until darth vader turns on him. Which ever comes first.

Response to: Don't Fucking Laugh At This Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 06:13 PM, -Moloko- wrote: The best one yet.

The actual one is hella funny, but that kinda sucked...

As for the limbless thing, thankyou. For making sure I go to hell.

And the other one, the /spin one, appearently the post was deleted, but I stupidly went from people's quotes...

So thats, a place in hell, and my pen0r had a reverse boner so hard I had to use a plunger to pull it back!
:S

Response to: 'oley shits, Viruses. Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

What virus protection do you have?

What virus protection does everyone have?

I have bitdefender 8 pro+

Response to: The Pope Posted April 23rd, 2005 in General

The new pope X Emperor Palpatine X 20 / pi sq
_____________________________________ + hell = (A+B)C
16

That's the formula to making evilness

Response to: what's 1337er than 1337? Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

pen0r, is the ultimate 1337 word, making it more 1337, than 1337 itself! TIS A PARADOX!

Response to: Porn has to be illegalizrd Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/18/05 09:10 PM, LtLinkal wrote: I wouldn't say ti need to be illeagal, just more contorloed, but then agian in the case of spam,

I'm about to puke after decyphering all your typos / misspelled words!
And you are a total moron... YOU call it the forbidden fruit effect? Judging by your typing alone, I'm gonna guess that you aren't the philosopher type, and probably just remembered something smart you saw once, and said it...
=S sorry for being a bitch but those typos got to me!

Response to: what's 1337er than 1337? Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

1337.1
simple.

Response to: Chihuahuas aren't dogs. Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

D: But Chihuahuas rule!
No matter, they don't have to be dogs to rule, as long as they don't look any different...

Response to: Photoshop the new pope Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 05:06 PM, DezDaKiller wrote: been done before sweety

Damnit! Maybe I'll check more than the first page of the general forum next time...
:\

Photoshop the new pope Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

I know that there are enough photoshop threads, but check it out! The new pope looks an aweful lot like palpatine (the evil emporer) from star wars!

Looky!
1
2

and these ones were by red on the alliance forums... I couldn't find the base images (I hate google right now).

1
2

I suck with photoshop, so I probably won't try anything, although I may, but this thread is because I want to see what you people who have great ps skills can do...

Response to: Evil Puzzle Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

right under your nose eh?
I've tried chin mouth and lips, as well as obvious ones like the number...
I'm going to google right under your nose...

Response to: I hate anyone under 16. Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 03:59 PM, -munchies- wrote: You are entitled to your opinione

When did they put the "e" in "opinion"???
Why didn't they tell me?!

but I agree with you even if you did make a spelling mistake :O

Response to: Yarr, I Be A Pirate! Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 03:20 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 4/22/05 03:19 PM, Supreme_Evil wrote: I just had me a voyage from one side o' me puncheon o' rum ta the other, yarr!
Arr! To afford me a puncheon. There be no local galleys to raid though. I be a poor Pirate with nowhere to plunder.

Yarr, urban piracy is being the suck, arr.

Yarr, I don't know that me could go on a'livin' without me rum!
Maybe if I ever be a sailin' yer way I'll search fer ya an' bring ya some of that wonderful rum that be British!

Response to: Yarr, I Be A Pirate! Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

Yarr, I may not be no good pirate, but I aint no landlubber, that's fer certain!
I just had me a voyage from one side o' me puncheon o' rum ta the other, yarr!

Response to: Get Your Dancing Ninja Sigs Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 01:11 AM, The_wwwyzzerdd wrote: Yes, you too can own this pointless Dancing Ninja Sig! Choose the BG color, the Ninja color, and the text (color, position, etc). That's about all. I'll give you a link so I can do them all at once.

My request:
BG: A dark blue
Ninja: An ice blue
text: ice blue, upper right: "A Dancing Ninja!"

Response to: Your name themed sig Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 08:57 AM, FBIpolux wrote:
Haha, go hide somewhere >:)

That's what I've been doing for the past 6 months =O

Response to: Oh no Child Pornography! Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 08:55 AM, WadeFulp wrote: If this is true then you are idiots

I couldn't help notice the s... Would you like me to call the police about it as well?
O.o

Response to: Your name themed sig Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 04:06 AM, Enoll wrote:
Alright fucker you've just ruined it for everyone.
No more sigs till tommorow.

Oh joy -.-

Well, can I make a request now and just wait till tomorrow?
I am so barely over 200 posts =O

Response to: I'll Draw You Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

Hey, draw me please-
I'm 14, male, quarter mexican...

I'm sort of in the Weird Al club, and I was in the NG fraternity (I tend to quit clubs :( )
and the BSM (another WAS)

I post in the ASM a little...
that's it

Response to: Oh Fuck I laid an Egg Posted April 22nd, 2005 in General

At 4/22/05 07:42 AM, MicrosoftChicken wrote: What the fuck has Gates done to me?

How the hell is Bill Gates responsible?
WTF chicken suit do you mean?
I AM MISSING SOMETHING HERE!