At 8/17/08 01:46 AM, speedstick22 wrote: another one.

I fuckin' LOVE this one!

At 8/26/08 02:56 AM, MissingNYC wrote: we need to make anti-matter

In Soviet Russia, anti-matter makes - ah fuck it. :/

And of course there is the Family Guy "Asian Trix" commercial, but it's Family Guy, so nobody cares.

Well, it's officially after Aug 21st over there in the Florida time zone. One can only wonder what is going on over there as I type (and you read) this.

At 8/20/08 03:14 PM, Gagsy wrote: Sawke stop talking to all these weird boys. >=(

You know, considering that she goes to Newgrounds and talks to...

...you know what nevermind.

At 8/21/08 12:35 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: Does nobody else appreciate the sport and the AMAZING athletes? Are you all so single minded that in the midst of these breathtaking feats all you notice is some tits?

For shame.

Considering that our current means of communication was undreamed of 100 years ago (teh internets) and the fact that we can access tomes upon tomes of knowledge, communicate with people around the world in an instant, and get updates on almost any news story....and yet most of us use it to look at...well...tits.

Of course the Japanese made it. And of course it's awesome.

At 8/20/08 04:59 AM, Convictim wrote: People don't know how to use Google?LOLWUT.

With todays idiocy, I'm surprised that people know how to turn on their fucking computers.

I actually think this might count as sexual harrassment, Sawke. Get his ass arrested so he can get it pounded in prison. Then we'll see if he'll talk about his sex life after that encounter.

At 8/20/08 04:47 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: News:
Mike Wahlberg hasn't ever played either of the Max Payne games.

Reaction:
Not interested.

Hell, Milla Jovovich loved the Resident Evil games, and that movie sucked.

Tom Fulp himself said that the movie wasn't bad. So here on NG, it's fucking LAW. ;p

I tried Youtubing it, to see if it was there, and I found an even earlier commercial where he did get to eat Trix.

It was...interesting....

If an Asian can have an afro (Nabeshin from Excel Saga) I don't see why you can't.

At 8/20/08 04:26 AM, Convictim wrote:

At 8/20/08 04:23 AM, Supperdude9 wrote: The kids took pity on him - he got to eat Trix in a commercial.

Because I voted. :)

Did you know the Trix bunny is a satanist?1 TRIX BOWL MEANS 5000 YEARS OF DARKNESS!

Actually, it wasn't a bowl, now that I think about it. It looked like a giant Stanley cup filled with Trix - big enough for him to dive into it.

It's kinda hard to compete with "One Winged Angel".

But I do like the song from the final boss in Bully.

Actually, the Trix Rabbit did get to eat Trix. This was like over a decade ago. In this commercial, there was a race to see who would win a bowl of Trix. The rabbit did win, but there was a stalemate. One judge wanted to give him Trix, the other claimed that the rabbit couldn't have Trix, since he wasn't a kid. The commercial called for the viewers to send in their votes to end the stalemate, to see if the Rabbit would get Trix. A few months later, there was a new commercial. The kids took pity on him - he got to eat Trix in a commercial.

Because I voted. :)

At 7/24/08 03:39 AM, Twinsabre wrote: You dirty rascal you.
Watch out, over fappery about.

Yeah, even if it doesn't bleed, over-fapping can be very harmful to your "little friend".

Fuck man, if my "friend" was bleeding, I'd be freaking out!

At 7/24/08 06:10 AM, anime86 wrote: men are eggs and women are chickens.

Chicken eggs? Or eggs in general? If it's the latter, then eggs came before the chicken was evolved.

the one that came first is better.

I see what you did there.

Anywho, nice femme rant. I'm agreeing with most of it - MOST of it; not all.

And "Love makes the world go 'round!"

At 7/21/08 05:08 AM, Hornby wrote: You learned your lesson? You do realise this is just a website

Well, the internet IS serious buisiness after all....

At 7/21/08 04:15 AM, Future-Mass-Murderer wrote: I thought this was about the subway restoraunt.

They'll sell better then they did with the Jared campaign with her!

If I recall correctly from my NG History textbooks, that flash started the "Fanimutation" trend.

Thread needs moar Desu.

Requesting Suiseiseki drawing.

(and I hope this doesn't get me banned!)

At 7/21/08 12:30 AM, piemold wrote: dumbledore DIES ON PAGE 593

Too bad the pages are all stuck together now.... :P

This thread has been making me LOL so hard. Been a while since a thread did this to me.

Great job guys!

At 7/20/08 01:41 PM, string227 wrote: sssssshhhhhhhhh! jades on! Take cover!

Why? She's a good reason to fap!

;p

At 7/17/08 11:17 AM, doberman7 wrote:

At 7/17/08 11:16 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 7/17/08 11:15 AM, Sashuno wrote: Oh, great, make me feel bad about still being a virgin.

The Majority of NG are virgin so you shouldnt feel to bad. Then again that is due to most being children.

with 80% of those being kids.

But why is it that most of that 80% like to photoshop cocks in photoshop threads?

No, I think it's more like a "FGSFDS".

At 7/17/08 04:59 AM, Rocker23220 wrote:

At 7/17/08 04:41 AM, MissingNYC wrote: still too flat

I don't give a shit, she's fucking hot. I would hit that any day of the week.

Look closely, and you may see some cameltoe

Mmmmmm...hot chick in a school girl outfit.

This calls for epic faps.

At 7/19/08 02:43 PM, Mendou wrote: Never liked the show, It's not funny, it's not cute to make a segment called"epic fail" The show is dull garbage.

And it's not cute to make a topic about an epic fail either, but it's still gonna get made.

As a gamer, the stuff within does interest me, to a point. I'm not all like "I HAVE TO WATCH IT EVERY DAY", but I'll watch it when I feel like it.

Without 4Chan, we wouldn't have those protests against Scientology getting the press it has now. I consider 4Chan to be the lesser of the two evils, and do sorely wish to see them succede in stamping out Scientology.

As for NG not getting any press...you guys need to lurk "moar" for the history of NG. It has had press in the past. It's just been a while since we have had any.