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USa!!! USA!!!

Sing with me!!!

Made me cry. :'(
I don't have toys anymore. I threw them away. I didn't even give away my toys because I want all of these fucking kids to be as miserable as they used to be.

Russian gals are kinda pretty. Guys are downright ugly.

We want War!! Wake Up!!! *guitar riff

Algae will fuck the mankind right in the ass. Prepare to die bitches.

Omg I found a black guy who has a hairstyle like Tricky from Madness series. He is already dead as was shot by an 80 yr old man when he broke into the old man's house.

Because someone like Hulaloo makes to the frontpage everytime he submits (spams) at the flash portal. Too immature for my taste.

I just come here to watch frontpage movies.
Btw if you have any gay porn, send a link to me. Thanks.

I am going to crash the fucking party!

When I saw Adam Philips' Waterlollies, I realized I would never be able to make one like this. :(

What do I do?

Similiar to Club Penguins? Sounds good.

I am so pissed at all the girls. None of these bitches are virgin anymore. There are virgins of course but they are ugly fat bitches whom no one will ever date.

Why? Why did they lose their virginity so early? If you have never had sex with a virgin, then you are fail. Where do I find virgins? Most importantly how do I know? This sucks.

Shouldn't there be a law that prevents the bitches from losing their virginity?? If I keep my virginity, then I deserve a virgin too! Bullshit this world is.

Look at Tom and Wade. Wade is significantly taller than Tom. This is why Luigi is taller than Mario!

Rejoice people! Pico day is coming!! There will be flood of entries. There will be artists competing each other and hating each other for a small prize. Lots of fun.
Lol I can't wait for it.
But here is the question. Why isn't there any mature Pico movie???

Your mom.

I was talking about male-on-male thing.

Have you guys ever crush on your seniors?? I mean the hunky type who knows everything and who is nice to you. Before you are aware of boobs and asses, you are more likely to crush on your hot male seniors. Am I right? I am not gonna say anything but I am pretty sure most of you do.

If you think I am talking shit, look around. You will see many noobs and users sucking up to mods and Tom. This is not necessarily because they want to be treated better by mods but because they are crushing on them.

The feeling grows. First you like your senior or a mod. Then you wonder about them. Later you wonder how big their chests or penises are. You may even attempt to ask them to show their manhood. You may also have a wet dream about them. But as you grow you become more interested in a girl unless you are gay. :3 Some people remain attached to their male seniors. They probably love to be touched by these buff guys. Gay! Isn't it?

Shit man. A lot of passengers are stranded because of that asshole volcano in Iceland, the country where Lazy Town is filmed. (Admit it, you wanna bang that pink-haired chick do ya)

There is nothing we can do. It's like you are being bullied by your mother nature. These fuckers sprew ash and rocks like a horse's farting ass. Now the aviation industry is fucked up. Money lost. People will starve soon. Fuck man. We don't deserve this shit. We should revenge this buy testing more nukes on this stupid earth.

^^Shit so many grammatical errors. Sorry but you get teh point.

I am sure many people will agree with me. Egoraptor has never been a great animator. He made some funny movies though but was never known as an inspiration for any animator unlike many other contemporary animators here.
Another thing is I see in almost every movie as a collaborator. What does he do actually? I have no idea how he became popular in the first place but I have never been thrilled to see one more movie made by that dude. Jokes are cheap and animation remain the same.
Why is Tom so generous to him anyway? What the fuck does NG owe to him? I can't stand him anymore.

lol. funny comment.

Probably gets sold to a giant company.

Look at this, guys. We ain't nothign but hounddogs. Arr ok. I mean we ain't nothing but organic life forms that still have to shit/eat/drink everyday. We are so fucking fragile. We have this kind of super technology but still we have to go to fucking toilet everyday and release disgusting stuff out of our body. We can't live without air. Who the fuck are we? We ain't superior. Just that we are smarter than the rest of the animals. I am so sick of life. Our sperm is smelly as well. fuck it.

Dolphins have much bigger penises.

No disrespect sir but your mom sucks cocks in hell. Thanks.

The ori poster is a scientologist sympathizer. Suck my dick asshole. you have no ball to fight the dangerous cults.

Has anyone ever encountered crash when you use the smallest brush size? That really pisses me off. I lost all I have done. I usually set the smoothing at 40.

I honestly don't understand the prize for hulaloo. That guy has the worst drawings in flash movies. I understand that he is jobless and spends the whole day working on flash. But still he doesn't improve.

testing

Oh come on guys.

Why should the person who scout be held responsible forever? Actually shouldn't we be encouraging people to find the talented people whose art will be displayed in your art forum? I don't understand man. What's your justification?

How about setting the time limit on responsibility? Say 3 months. Is art portal really against art or what?

Who is going to scout people if they have to fear the violation of scouted artists all the time? Honestly this is probably the time time I lost repect for NG.