Have them do all my remedial tasks (school, homework, etc.) while I go and dick around all day.

No comment.

What the fuck made you think dropping a cat from a bedroom window would be a good idea?

Your mom is obsessed because she wants to make sure you have an education so you don't end up living in a cardboard box?

That baby fucking exploded, man. It's done.

It looks like he didn't waist time in reincarnating.

Newgrounds, lend me some of your ancient wisdom. I need a science project idea, but frankly, I'm too fucking stupid to think of one myself.

I need something that is relatively easy to complete (no poster board or report needed, just need an idea and a procedure).

Give me an idea that an 11th grader would think of. Nothing too simple and nothing too hard. Make it somewhat challenging, but don't make it Rocket Science. The deadline for my project is Monday.

Think away, NG!

At 10/19/09 04:44 PM, SatanHam wrote: This film has been rated R for language.
no blood or violence?
or horrific scenes.

something doesn't add up.
they should have called it a bad movie with crude language, and horrible acting.
instead of 2009's scariest movie.

Holy Moses, I didn't even see that.

Just more proof of the film's fail.

Paranormal Activity is quite possibly the worst way to spend money. It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project, and it's not even scary. You can totally tell what's gonna happen.

I can't believe I just spent $8 to watch people talk for an hour and a half.

What's so bad about Atlanta?

Masturbate to lesbian porn, obviously.

Use an electric shaver.

A manual one will cut your shit up so badly.

People make a topic about your birthday.

I clicked this topic expecting cow bestiality.

Damn you to hell.

Technically, the Bible isn't really the best source for religious info. *insert Christians' heads exploding here*

The first 5 books of the bible were written by Moses. Moses was born close to 1,000 years after The Creation, so he would know jack shit about what went down.

Wait....did my private school education just come in handy?! *head explodes*

He stolded Wade's cadny.

I mean that both figuratively and sexually.

Make a topic on Newgrounds.

Because an internet community full of acne-ridden teens has the answers to all your earthly problems.

I'm not trying that game until you finish it.

Girl stabbed with cocks = Porn
Girl stabbed with knives = Fetish

There's a difference.

I would pay SO much to see retards beat the shit out of each other.

Do you know karate? 'Cuz your body's KICKIN!
Your feet must be tired, 'cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.

I cry when I realize I've actually used these at one point.

You know, I'm starting to think people voted for Obama just because he was black.

Seriously, he hasn't done anything important yet...besides being black.

Am I the only one who noticed that the whole page is littered with ads for bike insurance?

Irony at its best.

I got paid to hold some dude's Monster (Energy Drink) while he took a piss.

I'm dead serious.

Sirtom93

Failed epically when he decided to talk about torching his school on the internet.

Seriously, is there an easier way to get caught?

There have never been any accurate DNA results of Hitler's "remains." If when they existed, they were later proved false.

Even if he did fake his death, he would be about 120 years old as of now, which is highly impropable.

Johnny, you sick son of a fuck.

I'm just posting so I can look back for fap reference.

The Crying Game, when you found out the chick had a cock.

Tom has been offered to sell the site before, I doubt he'd do it now.

Putting answers in your calculator isn't cheating.

It's only cheating if you get caught.