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very impressive. cant wait till its done! can i have a spot please?

my old shitty laptop bg. dont ask about the programs i dont use it that much anymore just on it because im torrenting some shit on my other computer.

cannont unsee.... well whatever dibs on the hand lol.

at the end of my bed on the special dog bed i got from cabelas this year :D

myke hawk

lol cawk joke

i really wish people would stop saying "hey its that (insert name of gun here) from (insert name of non sci-fi shooter here)" thats not where it came from and this might as well be called "whats your favorite weapon" because the winchester 1887 is not a sniper rifle. its a 10 gauge shotgun.

charizard so i can fly around and burn people to the ground

1 minute. woo.

At 12/29/09 03:25 PM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: When you see it lol.

that is one of the best shops ive ever seen. you sir win the internet all of it.

you know who you are.

not all kevins are assholes i know some really nice guys who are named kevin now DEREKS thats a diffrent story there either dicks or assholes i knew this one guy who would piss anyone off and he was arrested DAILY

At 12/29/09 08:02 AM, Zanuha wrote:

At 9/20/09 05:56 PM, auron1111 wrote: an mp5 and ill be sayin die f****in nazi's!!! blaaaaaaaaaaa
(i like to kill nazi's)

You do know the MP5 is a German gun, right?

not all germans were nazis -.-

this kinda reminds me of that stupid ass "gangsta" that pushed me off my bike stole it drove no more that 10 yards got NAILED by a car totally fucking my bike up then hes like YOU! and then he comes to me and i say "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU RUINED MY FUCKIN BIKE!" then hes like "WELL IT WAS YOUR BIKE THAT GOT ME HURT MOTHA FUCKA" then i said "WELL YOU DIDINT HAVE TO PUSH ME OFF IT AND TAKE IT DUMBASS" then he says "FUCK YOU MOTHA FUCKA" then i punch him in the face he falls down to the ground crying like a fucking wuss i take my bike and walk home with it. so yah outside world is bad do not like.

when i was 9 i used to raid the little keychains and whut not that where in the store i still have my secret stash box to. i got caribieeners little lock box keys mickey mouse keychains lighters and a keychain that shoots a dart flashlights of all shapes and sizes a shotgun shell that holds cigs packs of matches and gum those little pull back cars hotwheels those little thingamajigs that you see at the checkouts and my proudest nab a lighter that looks like a lever action winchester rifle it said it cost $11.99 compared to the 99c and 2-3 dollar items i have.

so yah among that ive also stolen 23 years of time.

phone? wuzzat

OMG GUYS FUCKIN RUN OH SHIIIIT

this is not the caps button you want

Fuck yes.

once agin. pwend.

the jonas brothers you have to assasinate all 3 of them. that would be cool. but not just sniping. going around and trying to kill them with a knife would be awesome

no you know what would be AWESOME? you take a whole bunch of people who have the death penalty on thier heads put them on a island give them clues to a stash of weapons then they race to one of like i dunno 3 stashes then after they get to the stashes they go around hunting each other and killing each other off till one mans left standing and the last man standing goes free.

there going to remake it......
no. no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*insert M.bison here*

theres only one person i know who uses the internet who hasnt been rickrolled. i know what im doing when the sun comes up today

yeah.

i was once given superman 64. i considerd suicide

you: hallo
stranger: hi
stranger: so
stranger: got any kiddie porn?
you: no...
stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected

and i will never use omegle agin. evar.

my friend did that to his butterfly knife once he replaced it. and next time pay a bit more for a knife. and bowie style knifes are cooler i got this one for free but its still good. i had a M1 garand bayonet lying around but right now its in storage with some of my other knives until i can get a display case for it.

hey future me! gtfo off that computer and get outside. ya lazy bum. and make sure no one ever discovers your master plan to take over newgr- i mean the family business :D

zombies cant run.
modern art sucks.
music isnt getting better.
i discoverd there are 32 1/2 cookies in this jar.
i once won 10 grand only to have it spent on bills within 10 minutes of winning said money.
i have 3 trucks 2 jeeps a van and a buggy.
i have over 200 gameboy games.
i have 10 Pcs 2 work
im the proud owner of 16 firearms.
i have 3 friends with the same first and middle names.
i have 4 gamecubes all of which were found while dumpster diving.
i have over 800 total games.
i have 14 nes zappers. only 1 works right.
i have a cat that has every condition. ever.
ive had 20 girl friends all of which only like new cars.
my father knows nicholas cage personally from school.
i have 5000 dollars worth of collectibles within 2 feet of me.
i have never owend a new car. ever.
i found a sandrail half barried in sand in oregon
ive donated 10 gallons of blood in my life so far.
ive got a collection of rare car models.
ive never had a speeding ticket. ever.
ive driven a ferrari
i hate furries.
and this is the end of the list! - the most pointless thing yet

303,687 people died on my b-day :( also chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

we got this man! we got this by the ass!