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Response to: So, you get drafted Posted July 8th, 2010 in General

At 7/8/10 02:17 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: Marine Corps.

http://www.marinecorps.com

TACTICAL LINK!!!!

Response to: Happy video game day Posted July 8th, 2010 in General

At 7/8/10 12:54 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: what the hell does AOL know about video games?
Now if IGN or Gamespot declared it Video Game day, it might be official.

I say it's a trap.

you listen to IGN? gtfo my internets.

Happy video game day

Response to: Happy video game day Posted July 8th, 2010 in General

At 7/8/10 12:53 PM, speeling wrote: Do people still use AOL?

its free now

Response to: Post your dreams Posted July 8th, 2010 in General

i had a dream and i was just running and running and running then. a flying egg told me i had to kill the witch of the west. and then i was running and jumping and slaping people with yellow bricks and then there was a tornado then i was on a beach and the grinch was there then i ran more then i fell then i woke up in a bed filled with women. then. i woke up D:

Response to: Unlikely and Ghetto Crayon Colors Posted July 8th, 2010 in General

condom light grey
newgrounds gold
shotgun red

Response to: I found the old hotmail.. Posted July 7th, 2010 in General

FUCK YEAR! CHECK OUT THAT MOFOIN 2 GIGS OF SPACE TO STORE YOUR SHIT. HOLY TITS A NEW DESIGN? DAYUM they must love you </caps>

Response to: could this comp run tf2 great? Posted July 7th, 2010 in General

my laptop is shittier than that and i only get minor lag when i play. its more than capable of handling tf2 as long as you have a good connection

Response to: Porn Plots Posted July 7th, 2010 in General

At 7/7/10 01:12 PM, pothead123 wrote: I have an idea for one.
Transwhormers.
It would be a (fucking) battle between the Autococks and the Decpticunts

BRILLIANT!

Porn Plots

Response to: Ramen Posted July 6th, 2010 in General

being kind of cheap lately buying Cup o' noodles chicken flavored on sale w/ coupon and i just eat it with a fork and drink the broth like its water.

CHUG-A-LUG CHUG-A-LUG.
Response to: This Person Takes Politics Too Far Posted July 6th, 2010 in General

At 7/6/10 09:25 PM, Piss wrote: He gets paid to look like a jackass.

I wish that was the case for me.

lucky bastard. i wish i got paid to be a jackass. easiest job ever.

also lemonade truck has no brakes.
Response to: check outmy rhymes yo Posted July 6th, 2010 in General

At 7/6/10 09:16 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: did you know that the 9 mm round moves so fast that it usually passes through the target without causing trauma to internal organs? it is very hard to successfully kill someone with a 9mm as opposed to the .45, in fact many soldiers are trying to get the standard issue berretta m9 that fires the 9mm round, changed back to the previous m1911 (also known as the colt .45) which fires the .45 round and provides more knock down power.

i just felt like bringing some factual information to the thread

WEEEEE facts! the Berretta M9 holds 15 rounds (i believe) and has less recoil and is more accurate but is weaker than the Colt M1911 which chambers a .45 ACP which is still accurate and more powerfull however there's 7-8 rounds per magazine, (+1 prechambered) and there's a lot more Recoil than the M9

tldr M1911 is better and to the thread starter that isnt the worst rhyme ive ever heard but it isnt the best keep workin on it.
Response to: My dad called, yelling...? Posted July 6th, 2010 in General

ok so heres what i think. he gets a call from his dad and the voice mail comes on and its his dad screaming but before he can get there the voicemail finishes and hes not sure what the screaming was about.

Response to: Egoraptor Awesome Series Finished? Posted July 5th, 2010 in General

At 7/5/10 01:51 PM, MercatorMap wrote: And nothing of value was lost.

this

Egoraptor Awesome Series Finished?

Response to: Michael Jackson died? Posted July 5th, 2010 in General

he died they day i left for colorado last summer. then billy mays died a couple days after. D:

Response to: flying car approved by FAA Posted July 3rd, 2010 in General

FINNALLY YES. I AM APPEASED

flying car approved by FAA

Response to: Super Mario Fruit Snacks. Posted July 3rd, 2010 in General

i got some of those a awhile back they arent bad. i got em at food maxx if anyones wondering.

Response to: The coolest fucking thing ever Posted July 3rd, 2010 in General

lets put blades on it. lots of blades.or maybe tie a chainsaw to one end

Response to: House built of Legos Posted July 3rd, 2010 in General

Epic. i think i might have enough legos..

if not TO THE LEGO STORE! NANANNAANANANA
Response to: If NG were a city... Posted July 3rd, 2010 in General

At 7/3/10 12:02 AM, supersayinlink wrote: i would be a postal postman running around stealing Semi's and stalk people on the sidewalk. with the semi's

scratch that i would own a gun store

If NG were a city...

Response to: Ask me anything, bitch! Posted July 3rd, 2010 in General

WHY ARE YOU SO PISSED

</caps>

Ask me anything, bitch!

Response to: If NG were a city... Posted July 3rd, 2010 in General

i would be a postal postman running around stealing Semi's and stalk people on the sidewalk. with the semi's

Response to: What are you doing besides NG... Posted July 3rd, 2010 in General

sitting here in a chair wearing a stove pipe top hat a fake beard a monocle and blowing bubbles with a bubble pipe reading posts.

Response to: I cried for 2 hours. Posted July 2nd, 2010 in General

At 7/2/10 09:30 PM, Oliver wrote: Up made me cry.

this :(

Response to: Twilight - Eclipse = Fanstastic! Posted July 2nd, 2010 in General

either a troll or one strange little man

Twilight - Eclipse = Fanstastic!

Response to: a baby bird ! Posted July 2nd, 2010 in General

mmm lunch.

Response to: My neighbour, Mr. Noesmoore Posted July 2nd, 2010 in General

I had a neighbour like that. He died, they never found his ashe- i mean body.

Response to: Your Social Life In 3 Pokemon Moves Posted July 2nd, 2010 in General

harden harden tailwhip.

Response to: Why did you join Newgrounds? Posted June 27th, 2010 in General

i joined so i could write reviews. then the bbs was discoverd'

Response to: Post Your Mindfucks Here. Posted April 13th, 2010 in General

At 4/13/10 06:43 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Look carefully!

didint even need camoflauge lol.