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At 12/12/09 08:36 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote: I was jizzing

Dude, what the fuck?

Also I start working on my story today. It will have a few moments like this

Dude, thats not a story, thats fanfiction :D

Technically the concept was already fanfiction (I.e fiction on already existent material done out of fan admiration) but you should know what I mean.

At 12/9/09 01:34 PM, freak95 wrote: Does this count as a furry or am I just genrally a bit strange?

Your definetly strange

go draw some crude porn about your own made-up multi-colored fursona, then we'll see if your furry.

Now I'm going to take a crack at a special infected list.

Tank - Bear (giant, rampaging, screaming black bea-OH SHIT A CONCRETE BLOCK)
Boomer - Swine ( they already sound the same)
Smoker- Lizard ( I would'nt jump at chameleon, but would'nt that be freaky as hell?)
Hunter - Rabbit ( fast, jump well, and are assholes? perfect)
Witch - Short-haired Feline ( claws? territorial? kinda cute? definitly)
Spitter - Rat (you'd be surprised by how many animals regurgitate stuff, but a toxic throwing rat, SCARY)
Jockey - Monkey ( got a monkey on my back, so SHOOT IT PLZ OH GOD PLZ)
Charger - Alligator ( in the swamp, arm looks scaly, and no way in hell your stopping one of these guys)
girl Boomer - Chicken (plump, gagging monstrosi- *BOOM* ewww...)

At 12/9/09 01:33 PM, FurryFox wrote: Good. I can finally get my story up. Also I was playing L4D last night and I got the idea to make a short story about it. Problem is I don't know what anthro character would work good for Bill, Louis, and Francis. Zoey is going to be a vixen but I have no idea what to make the others.

I was thinking of making something similair too. and heres my list.

Bill - Goat
Francis - lizard
Louis - black cat (no i suppose we cant stop focusing on his skin color can we)
Zoey - Ferret ( I read her bio, she ain't no fox)

and while I'm at it

Coach - bull
Nick - Racoon
Ellis - possum ( the ultimate redneck animal)
Rochelle - bat

At 12/8/09 02:10 AM, FrauPusie wrote: I've begun drawing sexy porn and I put up some sexyness on the art portal, and would like it if you came over to my page and say how sexy my porn is, so I can feel good and fuzzy wuzzy :3

Hey what a coincidence, I just put up some art too!

Boy, it sure would be nice to get a revie... woops sorry I went and typed out my thoughts again heheh.

Should be up tonight or early tomorrow morning.

I hope not, or the gag comic I'm working on will be a lot less relevent.

At 12/7/09 03:29 PM, kidd25 wrote:

At 12/6/09 09:19 PM, Sunglasses wrote: On the topic of bats:

she is a teacher at cave university. she teaches sonar reading!

I've always wanted to learn how to read a blip on a radar. hoorah.

I live in the kingdom of Twinke twank, home of the magical, rainbow, man-eating gumdrop forest.

About your original bioshock pic:

I think its pretty neat for an amature. I like the shading and you stayed close to the design. But you did'nt capture a lot of that steampunk esque ruggedness that makes the design so awesome in the first place. Not to mention theres no real dimension or depth to the piece, due to the static pose and lack of said rustic details.

Oh, and photoshopping stuff on to it is'nt going to suddenly make it any more interestng. Go work on a new piece.

And you chibi stuff:

Its chibi. Not particually good chibi either. Stick with actual pieces you spent effort and time on, and not the stuff you did while bored as hell in algebra.

I draw a lot of stupid stuff during chemistry, but I know that I should'nt post doodles of "Phillip the racist carrot" on the web.

Bats are rad as hell. There are so many differenet tactics bats use to feed off of so many different organisms. And they "see" with sonar.

Awesome.

They also make rather attractive anthros, which is funny because in reality there fugly as all-get-out.

At 12/5/09 10:22 PM, kidd25 wrote:

At 12/5/09 10:07 PM, supernova07 wrote: Bad joke, worse art, worst use of rich subject matter.

good joke, their stlye of art which they have been using for years, and it make sense.

Okay, its not the worst art I've seen for a gag-a-day, but its so bland and lazy, and it rarely does anything to help the comic's joke along.

and there are 4 DIFFERENET ARTISTS working for this 1 webcomic.

And the joke is so bare bones and also lazy. Its exactly the cross-speculation someone would make if they've barely heard of the fandom. "Hey, furries apperantly have sex with animals, lets go with that!" The tiniest amout of cleverness is immediantly bowled over by the sheer amount of slothful logic behind it. well, atleast for me.

Now for a new subject: Vampires.no not the twilight ones, actual, suck your blood, sneaky vampires. What's your take on them?

I like my vampires demonic, blood-sucking, and ruthesly badass. And when being used in Drama, I also like them conflicted and compelling.

None of which is found in Twilight, although thats not the reason why I hate it.

At 12/5/09 12:26 PM, Fjobbi wrote: You guys seen the newest Exploms comic?

Bad joke, worse art, worst use of rich subject matter.

So yeah, its like 90% of other webcomics.

At 11/22/09 03:30 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Fine, looks like I'm going to crash this party.

AND AWAY WE GO.

Its gonna take more than that flaccid-maker pic to derail this renamon-fest.

So heres a challenge:

SO WHO HAS SOME DECENT, CLEAN SHEEP PICS?

and to make it fair, sunglasses has to post 3 pics

At 11/21/09 04:09 AM, lex-the-wolf wrote: And now for something completely random.

Is this condsidered funny? Like at all?

fun fact, animal paw print as a tatto means she will screw you in a furry custome 43%

to the constume store!

AWAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

At 11/18/09 06:47 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Yes, the shitty picture spamming, reference spree is over! Now we can go back to what we were doing before.

which was talking about the weather.

We have to have a better topic than that.

*checks around*

Huh, guess not.

Its getting hard for me to get out of bed in the morning. After a night under three warm blankets, getting out from under them in the freezing morning air is like jumping into a shower of friggen knives.

Ice cold knives. So very cold...

At 11/15/09 10:28 AM, michelinman wrote: Artic-Zone, that had nothing to do with stereotyping furries. What I'm sayin here is that if there was a "Hot Chicks Club" where you post pics of hot girls and have short spammy conversations, how long do you think that would last?

About a month. But by then it would have reached page 356.

I think you get a lot more slack because you're a smaller group, but you have to remember that being the official furry club on a huge bbs like newgrounds, other users peek in here and judge you guys based on what they see.

You know, its funny. At the beggining of this club, when it was really small in regular posters, I actually considered this place a mostly respectable thread. It's not like it was all "Serioz Bizness" but at least everyone seemed to try to have a cool and decent image of the furries. Lately however, it just seems like we've been doing the thing everyone expects us to. Short little internet cutesy speak followed with pics of volumptous characters or internet memes. What is this the animu thread?

You guys gotta remember, furries are pretty much looked down upon in society today, am I wrong?

According to my previous rant, nope.

Well acting like little kids in here isn't helping. I'm just saying you guys should work to clean this shit up because you represent all furries on NG, and it would seem you've done a poor job of it so far.

To be fair, I dont think we generally act any much less or more like internet people than the rest of the NG BBS. And some of us do try to push the usual conversation up a notch, even if its mostly in vain. I'd also like to remind you NG itself is looked down-uponed by the rest of the internet as a conglomerate of talentless jerk-offs. Like DeviantArt.

A lot of the eHate you guys get is because you don't come off as mature.

EHate? Please. Considering the legacy of furry dumb found elsewhere, I'd say we're at a 4 out of 10. Shit, we dont even have our own ED article. A group of furries? on a mainstream internet site? NOT having a historian style article!? now that is just pathetic (or awesome, considering whether you like ED or not).

?(ps)supernova,you depress me.
Then my work is done. Now I can finally make the next leap, and maybe, just maybe, it will be the leap home.

At 11/15/09 01:56 AM, lex-the-wolf wrote:

At 11/15/09 12:45 AM, supernova07 wrote:

1. yes i did actually.

That makes you 10% more awesome to me.

My rant / rude question

i actually am going to get a degree in computer sciences but i am also going to try to pursue a career as a professional artist (the reason i'm getting degree in computer sciences is because sometimes being an artist doesn't pay the bills)

The life of an artist: Microwave ramen, cheap lofts, Suicidal impulses, and occasionaly getting some from the hipster chick from the floor below. She may or may not have an STD.

and my favorite artist happens to be Vincent Van Gogh if you were wondering (interesting fact, Van Gogh only sold one painting in his lifetime!).

Dude also cut off his ear out of artistic PASSION. I personally would have settled for a few toes.

and yet "A Starry Night" is still one of my favorite paintings of all time.

At 11/15/09 12:12 AM, lex-the-wolf wrote: well for 1.anthropomorphic animal

2. A member of the furry fandom (i.e fursuiter, furry artists, etc.)

1. Did you know that before the fandom, the literay term for anthro animals was "funny animal?" Personally, I think its insulting to call EVERY anthro animal in the media or interent furry. Because that term carries so much sad and disturbing shit with it.

2. Mainly because of these fuckers. Now not all furries are sad sacks of shit, but the people who gain notoirety, the ones who scream from the roof tops, IT'S A LIFE STLE YOU BIGGOTS, the ones who for some fucking reason have the most weight to throw around, the whiny cunts and sick fucks, have made this fandom the irespectable mass it is today.

but i am an artist

Is that artist in - "wow, this art stuff sure is popular. Maybe if I try to pick it up, everyone will say how cool and talented I am too!" or "I've been doodling crap since I was young, and influence from graphic novels/ classic painters/ animation/ ect. has inspired me to seek a future into the world of proffesional artistry" ???

person who apreciates furry art (yes the clean pics too not just the porn)

I hate how people think that makes them suddenly more respectable, even thought the clean art is usually just as shallow, insipid, and self-gratifying as the porn.

but i don't know if i answered your question or just bs'd around it.

you did swell dude. You did swell.

At 11/14/09 01:25 AM, Sunglasses wrote: lol, we don't care.

lol, what the hell is up with her other leg? and her arm looks like linked sausage. Also, I love how the author tries so hard to make me think the character is a girl, with the wavy blond hair and breasts, yet every time I see the face all I think is, HOLY SHIT ITS MAH DOG SCRUFFY! Scruffy is a male by the way.

If I had a dog that is.

By the way, has anyone else settled into the mind set that the furry fandom will never ever be a respected fandom? ever?

i am a furry and have been for a while without knowing it and just recently found out (5 months ago)

I'm curious, what does the term "furry" mean to you? Because nobody seems to agree fully on what it is.

At 11/11/09 04:03 PM, Sunglasses wrote: It's starting to get a bit too cold for my tastes up in the part of the U.S.

intresting fact:
If the temperature in California ever drops below 50, EVERYONE THERE WOULD DIE.

seriously, its only about 70 and I'm in a wool coat for most of the day. Californians are naturally weak to the cold.

At 11/10/09 08:01 PM, Tobi wrote: This thread needs moar DESU.

For typing that word without any accompying japanese vowels, I condemn you to Animu giblett-head HELL.

you have to watch Grazey's Wing on permanent loop while being glomped by fan-girls every other second. Also, you have a katana stuck up your ass.

At 11/8/09 03:31 AM, CloudEater wrote: Is this where you pay out furries for being shit???

No, this is where you pay to have some "quality time" with Artic-Zone.

ha, I kid. hes cool

The only furries that can be considered not retated are StarFox characters (except Slippy and Peppy they're retarted) and some Sonic charcters.

I like to think Sly Cooper, Donkey Kong, and Ratchet are some other cool anthro characters in the video game world.

No, Okami Amaterasu doesnt count.

At 11/4/09 09:53 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: Star Fawks.

Do a barrel roll!

At 11/3/09 11:33 AM, Wyde wrote:

At 11/3/09 07:18 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

At 11/2/09 04:47 PM, celticcritic wrote:

Yes, you may join, newcomer. It is your decision to speak of your fetishes to your family. If you want to be open, please tell them.

Association with the furry fandom is not necessarily fetish related, but you should know that already.

Now a-days, it basically is...

At 11/2/09 05:13 PM, XLBigFatLardo wrote: Hey is anyone gonna see that "The Fantastic Mr.Fox" movie when it comes out?I only just found out about it today and I think it looks interesting.

I heard it was a pretty shallow and snarky movie, so its at the bottom of my list this week.

Where The Wild Things Are looks fucking fantastic

anyway, if you like it, please recommend for the art portal (its on my profile too)

This is terrible.

not sarcasm, its fucking shit.

naruto suck

You suck

PETTY FUCKING FANBOY-ISM GRAGHH!!!

And now for something completely different.

I dont get this. its not sexy enought to be a pin-up and get me titilated, not cute enough for me to go awww, and the lack of any real background or atmosphere makes the postman uniform pointless. Rarely do I see pics this empty and useless.

furrys not using compostion? NO FUCKING WAY.

Unfortunately, no Bruce Campbell = Not as awesome as the original.

Unforunatly, this will always be true.

They all have the faces of fucking 14 year olds.

i am the Komodo Emperor!

I tried something like this once. it ended in sodomy. lots an lots of sodomy.

can you spit fucking acid? NO!? then you dont deserve to be a fucking komodo!!!

speaking of MMO's, I got really into Champions online. The amount of custimization is mind blowing (even animal characters). Every other player looked like they just took a break from Second Life. You also get to the awesome contant faster than other MMO's. To bad it doesnt play quite as well as WoW, but still its pretty damn good.

FUCK

At 10/27/09 05:38 PM, Fjobbi wrote: I am here

I ate some molded bread for dinner (not intentionally) and I could really use some throwing-up

Its believed that bread mold is linked to certain cancers.

Bored, bored, bored.

You know who else is bored? The girl who works at the pizza parlor near my house.

wheres my pie you lazy bitch? God damnit I've been here for 45 mintues and I'm pretty sure no one else is here.

At 10/18/09 08:03 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 10/18/09 06:06 PM, Tehpivot wrote:

At 10/18/09 05:10 PM, foxkitaxel wrote: I heard someone was drawing fursonas?

For free?

I SENSE DANGER!

it does sound strange, drawing personas for people at no cost.

well believe it, because the only thing I would ever charge for a picture of my furry buds would be their time and patience.

and 5% of there soul, of course.

Hey guys, what's up.

Begone artist whore

At 10/15/09 03:55 PM, TheReno wrote:

of COURSE I did it!
and here s a ref sheet I did for a friend. I know it doesnt look neat.

Want to draw my fursona for free?

can I too? im in such an art whore mood lately.

At 10/14/09 06:01 AM, Havayosunu wrote: a gif I made for a fellow fur.

you forgot the part where he breaks the bottle on his head and then proceeds to punching my lights out.

bars are fun

So in other news I have to take my placement test today at 9 for college. And if they even think of trying to sign me up for any kind of math they can kiss mah furry ass.

When will they learn. ARITHMETIC IS FOR PUSSIES.

and accountants.

At 10/9/09 11:20 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Commercial artwork.

Oh to hell with those whiny arses. Most of them aern't even that good anyway.

The xmen kept trying to break into disney world but mickey mouse stopped them from doing so.

Cuz mickey is totally bad arse.

he kicked so much bum in KH2

At 9/22/09 05:35 PM, Akkryls wrote: Hello kitty...
Digimon games...
Altered Beast...

Anthropomorphism is EVERYWHERE in popular media, and yet it's seen as creepy and obsessive when you call it Furry or whatever...

because it iscreepy and obsessive when it comes to furries. Have you ever seen the toon thread at Fchan?

Also. Yes. I WOULD tap that.

tap it? I would destroy it.

what are we talking about?

At 9/17/09 02:41 AM, Akkryls wrote: Gah... Its ALWAYS these people who go on these shows and show up the rest of the fandom...

Its not like the "normal" ones are all that intresting. Why have a nerd with ears on when you could have the entire WTF package.

Talk show circuit, thou arte cruel.

At 9/12/09 02:35 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 9/12/09 01:46 AM, Sunglasses wrote:

At 9/12/09 01:27 AM, Akkryls wrote:

Oh gods... That image just burnt into my skull forever.

You brought it upon yourself.

Actually you brought it upon him, so you're at fault.

burned