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At 6/24/12 12:26 PM, TheKlown wrote:

At 6/24/12 12:07 PM, CritcalOne wrote: Watch as some guy sets up a Kickstarter and the woman gets 500,000.

She deserves it tho... Also, she should have the call on what happens to the men who raped/beat her up. If she wants them to have their balls and penis removed than the law should support her decision. If she wants them to have a slow painful death, than the law should do what she request. It is really sick when someone rapes a 65-90 yr old or however old she is.

HAI GUIS LETS BE MR TEXTCHAT WARRIOR AND SAY WE WILL CUT THEIR BALLS OFF!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? Stop saying that this should happen, It would be against the law.

At 6/23/12 12:01 AM, egg82 wrote:

At 6/22/12 11:59 PM, Supasang wrote: My Bitch wont sit her ass down. And she keeps barking and growling at me. I think that she needs to go outside. How do I get this bitch under control?

give that bitch a bone. Bitches love bones.

That seems to have worked.... Damnit, I guess bitches are never satisfied

My Bitch wont sit her ass down. And she keeps barking and growling at me. I think that she needs to go outside. How do I get this bitch under control?

At 6/22/12 10:03 PM, Yert wrote:

At 6/22/12 10:02 PM, Ilssm wrote: Hey **** you pal, what the **** are you talking about? We can do this if we ******* want to, ******.

shut the Cheese. up you are not funny

There you Watermelon Go! You fecal matter

At 6/22/12 06:52 PM, StarvingGamer wrote: Depends what kind of pizza it is. Big thin slices are folded so you can fit it in your mouth. Smaller, square cut pizzas don't flop all over the place, so you don't have to worry about folding it or using two hands.

Alright, Dont fold it, Put some in your mouth, bite , chew, swallow. That is the proper way to eat a goddamn pizza.

Alright, you have completley killed my respect for you.

Nah its just a flesh wound, It'll heal.

At 6/12/12 11:22 PM, II2none wrote: Almost nothing stimulates me anymore I can't find inspiration to fo other things besides game, and everything just feels pointless or just not worth the payoff, ya know, Anyone ever felt like that?

Two steps you can do.
1. Stop being a fucking a asshole who thinks I give a shit about you.
2. Masterbate.

I would also be intrested in this comic.

At 6/11/12 12:19 AM, MushookieMan wrote: Do you prefer a close-cut beard or a clean shave? Or even a longer beard style, say which you prefer on yourself or others.

I thought this was a thread about circuimsciscion

At 6/11/12 11:24 AM, Supasang wrote: GOD IS A MONKEY OOH AHH also 100,000,000,000,000,000 religion threads explaining the same shit. INCOMES SCIENCY GUY EXPLAINING SHIT. motherfucker is like, "But then penisgod of the 5 musketeers wouldnt exist" Then the thread is locked. NOT BEFORE MOD GETS LAST WORD AND SAYS "SUPASANG IS OBVIOUSLY THE REAL GOD" < Normal Religion thread.

Woops forgot the part where someone derails the thread to talk about canned food.

... Anyone ever had some Spaghettios with meatballs? Good shit.

I listen to ONLY the screeches of dying children. The doctors say its good for my blood pressure.

GOD IS A MONKEY OOH AHH also 100,000,000,000,000,000 religion threads explaining the same shit. INCOMES SCIENCY GUY EXPLAINING SHIT. motherfucker is like, "But then penisgod of the 5 musketeers wouldnt exist" Then the thread is locked. NOT BEFORE MOD GETS LAST WORD AND SAYS "SUPASANG IS OBVIOUSLY THE REAL GOD" < Normal Religion thread.

God theory debunked. There would need to be a god inorder to think of a god, because god cant think of himself if god didnt event thinking.

I wash mine with conditioner so women can sleep on it.

I tried, I hope dick jokes arent outlawed now.

I always want everyone to laugh at them. But this isnt the newgrounds I used to know. Now we have serious people. So the only thing I can do is write PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS in the hopes of attracting other assholes to that persons thread.

THIS IS A SRS ANSWER GUYS: Rape her.

I kind of gave up on trying to level my character up for THE WEAPONS, in 2009

Make them a brony, then take away his or her Phone Tv And Computer

OP definetly misposted his link to black cocks.

We didnt have bronies. We had gnomes, a hard workin, nice, freindly gnome. They didnt question anything, AND they were republicans instead of the communist fucking queen brony

At 1 month ago, streetbob wrote: Actually, I'd bet they made it harder to get to the porn, when I saw this thread, I started looking for the mature link, which I believe has been removed.

Wait, the porn. THE PORN! WHERE IS THE LINK TO PORN!

Are we really going down to THIS level

At 12/25/11 09:26 PM, Darthleather wrote: No sir, I don't like it.

How about you try cup B

Clock crew do not represent newgrounds. They represent the flash dump, Where many naked women lie.

At 33 seconds ago, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Finally; if no one has noticed, Newgrounds has been actively trying to get away from being as adult oriented as it has been in the past. When was the last time there was a porn or hentai ad banner on the site?

You know about 2005 or 2008

At 15 hours ago, MiloBased wrote: Pokemon.

Seriously, a bunch of you fuckers love pokemon. Why???

You dont know? I bet you dont even have a level 30 pikachu.

At 1 minute ago, SolidToad wrote: still like 34 and 63 most.

I like rule 34b