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Response to: Twinkies are coming back! Posted May 26th, 2013 in General

At 5/26/13 01:36 AM, theJRob wrote: >American
>Never had a twinkie
>Never cared for one

It's all about dem Little Debbie snacks

Amen

Response to: Ask a 24 year old failure anything. Posted May 26th, 2013 in General

Why are you making these shitty threads no one wants to post in?

Response to: Unbranded Laptop Posted May 26th, 2013 in General

At 10/7/10 04:16 PM, Bryan wrote: Creepypasta's are fun aren't they?

sup, let's get this locked.

Response to: Is the Earth made for us? Posted May 26th, 2013 in General

yes

Response to: Newground forums are easy to leave? Posted May 25th, 2013 in General

I come for a day or two, and leave for months. I miss photoshop threads, and the SFW porn threads.

Response to: Weird discoveries on Street View Posted May 25th, 2013 in General

These have to be shopped, A tiger? A guy running down streets in handcuffs and a orange jumpsuit? Can somebody say "UNFASHONABLE!!!!"

Response to: Twinkies are coming back! Posted May 25th, 2013 in General

At 5/25/13 06:48 PM, darkjam wrote: I've never had one, and probably never will, but I felt all you Americans on this site (so everybody except me) should know.

I'm MERICAN, but i don't like them, taste like generic snack cakes.

Response to: Happy Birthday Asherz! Posted May 25th, 2013 in General

Who is this fuck and why should i care?

Response to: Instructions you never follow Posted May 25th, 2013 in General

Let the hot pocket cool for one minute.

I'M THE MOST INTENSE PERSON YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

Instructions you never follow

Response to: Newgrounds changes all the time ... Posted May 25th, 2013 in General

Bronies will have taken over the earth, They will start building portals to the lands, God will be smiting down everyone with lighting strikes.

MEANWHILE AT NEWGROUNDS

Supasang: What's up with that weather guys?

Newgrounds changes all the time ...

Response to: New Arrested Development comes Posted May 25th, 2013 in General

Isn't this the show like It's always sunny, Except in a house.

Response to: Is music changing? Posted May 25th, 2013 in General

At 5/25/13 02:26 AM, Gramiscus wrote: Ok so you get stuff like Minaj who play out to the lowest denominator
rhymes like pussy so wet I need goggles is kind of funny but how many ways can you rhyme about poon

I think people are getting bored and want something new.

Although I welcome all of your poon rhymes in this thread if you are so inclined

I for one enjoy a good romp at tom fulp's voice dubstepped into yoshi's island.

Response to: Hey Newgorudns Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

At 5/22/13 03:03 PM, buk-lau wrote: How do you pass the better?
Now talk about yourself a lot of nothing. Anyway, sooner or later, I came to hear the story.

You... You dare call us NEWGORUDNS?

Response to: Bronies. Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

At 5/22/13 01:34 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 5/22/13 01:32 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Bronies....I COULD CRUSH THEM!
You could never crush their indomitable spirits

Is there a brony mafia?

Response to: Bronies. Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

At 5/22/13 01:29 PM, saqwert wrote: No bruh, they're actually valuable contributing members of society

After seeing that valuable contribution to mankind, NERRRRDDSDSSSSDS

Response to: Used condom found in coffee pot Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

Honey!!!! Coffee's done!

Response to: Bronies. Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

At 5/22/13 01:22 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 5/22/13 01:14 PM, LittleWashu wrote: All of the bronies hang out here. If you want to talk to them go here. Thank you and have a nice day
Because we all spend our time there, and we all love having people whining at us.

NEEERRRRDDDD

Bronies.

Response to: Boston Bombing a Hoax? Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

It was the walmart siblings.

Response to: EventHorizon's Mystery Box Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

At 5/22/13 01:02 PM, EventHorizon wrote:
At 5/22/13 12:50 PM, Supasang wrote: A dragon dildo.
At 5/22/13 12:55 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: a fresh, steaming log fermented by the one and only Wade Fulp's digestive tract.
At 5/22/13 12:57 PM, SmartyPants wrote: The skulls of forgotten Newgrounds users.
At 5/22/13 12:58 PM, Elixur wrote: Inb4
Wrong guys, try again, the first object is a T-shirt with the logo of Newgrounds, it is not of my size but it still fantastic!

Wait, Why the fuck do they have a T-shirt laying around at newgrounds office? This is a rip off mystery box bro, I'm sorry.

Response to: EventHorizon's Mystery Box Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

At 5/22/13 12:49 PM, EventHorizon wrote: This morning is arrived my first mystery box and I'm here to show off its mysterious contents!

This is the box, what could be inside?, Let's find out together!

A dragon dildo.

Bronies. Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bronies.

Response to: Downtime on Tuesday, 10:30am Posted April 22nd, 2013 in General

god save us all, god save us all.

Response to: So how about that 2012 apocalypse? Posted April 22nd, 2013 in General

kitten 2013, Dwarf fortress will never be the same.

Response to: Zombie survival game? Posted April 22nd, 2013 in General

What about Projectzomboid? It isn't free, But it fits what you want perfectly.

http://projectzomboid.com/blog/

Response to: souja boy Posted February 28th, 2013 in General

At 2/28/13 04:40 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: that kid insulted the military bro. not only hes a disgrace of america but hes also a disgrace of music. no good things coming for him next.

boy soulja boy up on your hoe fucker.

Response to: Neutering pets Posted February 27th, 2013 in General

At 2/25/13 06:22 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: How would you like it if someone came up to you and cut off your balls without any say on your part?

I'd probably kill him, reattach them, and then still have no babies because no one wants to fuck me.

Response to: Horrible things everybody wants Posted February 10th, 2013 in General

I want the new hat on TF2.

Response to: i got me a promotion, bitches! Posted January 26th, 2013 in General

i work 24/7 on a lawn, it's pretty tiring work, but alot of pretty dames walk by.

Response to: I am Cheng Peng Posted January 26th, 2013 in General

boy i was manufactured in china and i know this ching chong mothafuka aint even real beast chinaman.

Response to: Played the Dead Space 3 demo? Posted January 26th, 2013 in Video Games

I fucking flew out the door like a rabid hooker when i saw zombies shooting guns. NO, BAD DEAD SPACE BAD.

also wide open spaces aren't scary.