Oh wait I forgot half of newgrounds is below the age of 12 so they wouldn't even have had a roommate.

Oh well

I was looking at college humor the other day and I stumbled upon the roommate confessions thing (actually it was my first time looking at college humor). I thought some of them were pretty outrageous / fake so I thought I'd ask newgrounds:

What's your roommate confession? Have you ever wanted to get revenge on your roommate? What did you do?

At 11/28/09 11:25 AM, McPaper wrote: A class can have many objects.

Correct.

These objects can be of multiple instances. Ie they can be created numerous times.

Also correct.

These multiple instances can be of various states based on variable/fields stated at the beginning of the class.

Umm I think when you instantiate a new object from a class they all have the same properties based on how you defined that class. However, you can add/remove properties of an instantiated object from the class after it has been created. Not 100% sure though

learn a programming language

Basically it involved him using my shit when i told him not to, then leaving it terrible condition (ie using my dishes without asking and letting food rot on them and not even clean them, hiding my stuff when I really need it the most, eating my food the same day I go grocery shopping etc). It's mostly his bitching and whining I can't stand though, and I've told him not to touch my stuff but he does anyway. Also, he thinks he can walk all over me and I won't do shit all about it. The thing that set me off was he was pretty much responsible for me failing my midterm examination since we split the costs of a book and he refused to let me read it when I needed it the most.

So a couple weeks ago my roommate pissed me off by doing a DICK move to me. But that's another story. The point is, he PISSED me off.

So a few hours after the incident happened, I noticed his toothbrush sitting in the bathroom.

Alone.

With no one around.

So I decided to scrub the toilet with his toothbrush. At first I did it for the laugh and moved on. A few days later I urinated directly onto his toothbrush. And a few minutes ago, I took a huge shit in the toilet and plunged the toothbrush inside, swirled it around, and placed it back (after rinsing it off so he wouldn't know, of course).

Let me tell you, it was extremely disgusting. So newgrounds, do you think I'm a horrible person? By the way, I'm not making this up. Obviously I'm not going to take pictures of a shit covered toothbrush so...yeah

P.S don't piss me the fuck off

To those who are questioning their sexuality and are still really unsure, have you had any gay experiences? If not, go have one! This doesn't mean be promiscuous or something, but if you aren't comfortable with having a gay relationship then you might have to fool around once randomly (but safely) to get at least some answers for yourself. At the very least just kiss someone. You could have a gay experience and think "wow this was totally wrong and I feel really uncomfortable" or you could really like it and decide to be gay.

Plus, if you don't have at least one experience, you could get into a heterosexual relationship and that constant gay curiosity might cause complications with your heterosexual partner. Then again, this point could go in the opposite direction and you might need to have a heterosexual experience (if you haven't) with someone in order to see what attracts you the most.

If you're 100% sure you're bisexual and you still haven't told someone, I'd suggest telling someone (face to face) about your sexuality. If you have absolutely no one to go to because you feel people will judge/reject/hate you, then maybe you should go to a school guidance counselor or anyone of that nature. Once you tell someone you might find it can be a lot easier to tell others as well, and you'll feel so much better now that it's off your chest!

I'm gay! :)

Obviously if she was wearing some other guys' boxers shes taken

At 10/31/09 11:11 PM, hhcash wrote: My Halloween was.....hectic.... and resulted in an extremely regretful crash....

crash as in car crash? what happened??

I was circumcised at birth, therefore I have no control over why it happened nor can I change it. I will also never know what having a uncircumcised penis is like, but I'm sure I'd rather be circumcised anyway.

Random question to avoid further conflict:

Who's your favorite gay person and why? It could be a famous person or a friend or whoever.

Idk I think Neil Patrick Harris is pretty cool. But he doesn't come close to my bear, though.

At 10/20/09 02:06 PM, Jonas wrote: When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

Uh in like 2002 or 2003. I was in the 7th or 8th grade and a friend of mine told me "Don't go to newgrounds.com because it has like porn and stuff on it" so being naturally curious I went anyway. I didn't even know WHAT to expect. But then I realized my friend was (semi) full of shit and it had cool games and animations.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

It's a nice little "All in one" package of games, forums, and other randomness. Also, it mostly revolves around wasting time (which I love to do).

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

First I'd get rid of the gigantic ads on the front page because it's getting a little ridiculous. I understand they're profitable, but seriously, it's pissing me off. This place is so much better than IGN (ad-wise), which has sunk, really, REALLY, low.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I miss the old Flash portal animation where you could destroy incoming .swf's by clicking. Haha you have no idea how much time I wasted on that simple little interactive thing....

I once considered myself bisexual when I discovered I was curious about men and I was also sexually attracted to them. Then I met my current boyfriend and we've been together for over a year now. I soon realized (probably within a couple months) that I considered myself to be gay because I honestly couldn't see myself being with a woman and having the same amazing relationship I am currently in. Plus, after being with my boyfriend for a while, I realized the negative qualities within women which really turn me off. I don't want to offend anyone and seem sexist or whatever but let's just say I really dislike the bitchy/slutty/sneaky attitudes of women (that I've met) possess. I know this was a generalization of women but I basically said to myself, "Okay, I don't feel like putting up with all the bullshit women come with, I'm just going to be gay and be happy with my boyfriend".

That's just my story, Im not sure if it helps or not lol...

your haircut makes you look straight

I look forward to seeing this! It looks cool :) collabs are always fun

At 10/4/09 01:36 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 10/4/09 01:31 AM, Sun-and-Moon wrote: Fuck the stickam chat, people are even bigger dicks there than on newgrounds itself.

You're new to the chat, you come in and start yelling to talk to users who are not currently online, and started to troll with other users, what do you expect to happen?

No, heres EXACTLY how the chat went:

Me: "Where's Poozy?" (note the lack of caps, exclamation points, etc)
Someone: "Probably off fucking your mother"
Me: "My mom died this month, asshole"
Someone: "BAWH"
Someone Else: "Good I'm glad she's dead"
Me: "I'm not even joking :\"

*I get kicked*

And here's the problem, I WASN'T joking. My mom really did die this month and it's been the fucking worst time of my life. I loved her very much and drug addiction claimed her life. I was NOT trolling and I was NOT yelling.

The only reason I went into the Stickam chat is because I know Poozy goes there sometimes and I wanted to ask him a quick question. Maybe I should pm next time...

Fuck the stickam chat, people are even bigger dicks there than on newgrounds itself.

Are you fucking joking? College (or in my case, university) is NOT "chill"

My earliest class is at 8:30
I have shit tons of homework and assignments everyday
I also have to juggle applying to jobs and going to interviews every semester (I'm in a co operative education program where I go to school for a term, then work for a semester, and repeat)

Software Engineering ftw!

Wow what a bitch move lol.

But seriously what do you care of what people think about you? It's the internet >_>

"Are you recursive? Because you make my stack overflow"

or

"Can I be your friendly function so I can access your private members?"

lawl

throwing this out there randomly, but....who prefers top or bottom? :O lawl

At 9/26/09 09:49 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 9/26/09 09:34 PM, Sun-and-Moon wrote: I'd post a picture of my boyfriend and I but I don't think he'd like that haha... >_>

Oh, but he dont's gotta to know about it. It could be our milk.

Yeah but the other day he stumbled onto my newgrounds account lawl

At 9/26/09 08:16 PM, Spune wrote: Are pictures allowed?

If that's you an your boyfriend, that's cute you look like a nice couple.

I'd post a picture of my boyfriend and I but I don't think he'd like that haha... >_>

Why not place static text over the buttons? It should work fine. I've done buttons with static text on top and it didn't affect the rollover

At 9/25/09 06:23 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: Total: $6.41

I could get like 5 boxes of macaroni and cheese for that price. Good day, sir! I said good day!

bump.... I still can't figure it out :(

Hi all,

I'm having an issue loading my Flash files on my portfolio website. I used this code to embed it:

<center><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="450" height="300">
<param name="movie" value="Example.swf">
<param name="quality" value="high">
<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" />
<param name="allowFullScreen" value="True" />
<embed src="Example.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="300" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="True">
</embed> 
</object>
</center>

And here's the link to the page. You'll notice the first game comes up as a white box and when its fully loaded, the preloader finally comes up and it's already fully loaded. So why doesn't the preloader load from the beginning?

http://www.celestialflash.com/?page_id=2 8

Thanks so much for any help, I appreciate it!

Geeze, where is everyone lately >_>''

my boyfriend