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At 7/27/11 11:12 AM, AcetheSuperVillain wrote: I forgot to mention, I love their faces too. They're both so EEEERRRRRRRMMMMMMYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH HHHHHH

"Kill me."

At 7/27/11 12:06 PM, bgraybr wrote: I agree that it's silly that he tried to claim that this could collapse the entire film industry, but why is he a lifeless money grabbing whiny little cunt for defending a claim to an idea that he thought of?

Who thought of this idea, really? As far as we know Lucas only came up with the idea of Storm Troopers*, and that they should have helmets. Then the designer guy did all the work and came up with the look that everyone instantly recognizes today.

*No wait Adolf Hitler did that lol jk jk

At 7/27/11 11:31 AM, Bogoblin wrote: I'm glad this happened, George Bush deserved all of this since he started the war in Iraq.

Obvious, but oh so satisfying!

Well, my own computer is in the store being repaired so I can't really install any programs right now. But once I get it back I'll definitely look into GIMP. Thanks!

At 7/27/11 11:10 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: this is the worst idea since your parents decided not to abort you

This burn is so severe it's gonna require immediate medical attention and even then there's only a ~20% chance of survival.

This might be an insipid or just plain dumb question. If so, forgive me.

I'm no artist by any stretch, nor am I very well versed with photomanip software. I've been using Paint Shop Pro for a while now for my rudimentary artistic needs, but I'm thinking about maybe getting a bit more seriously involved in graphic art. So my question is thus:

In a choice between Paint Shop Pro and the perennial favorite Photoshop, which would you choose? Why? How do the prices compare? Are there any other, less known programs which you think are better than both PSP and Photoshop when it comes to photomanipulation or just general artistry?

Also: Flash and Photoshop are both published by Adobe. Does this mean that Photoshop has any special functions relating to Flash?

Thanks for the help! =)

At 7/27/11 09:39 AM, Boxxy wrote:

At 7/27/11 09:36 AM, k-maniac wrote:

At 7/27/11 09:35 AM, TheMaster wrote: Shark Week is the single greatest television event of the year.

Sharks suck.

Cooler than you.

"There is no property cooler, nor ought there be, than the capacity for compassion."
- Dr Samuel Johnson

At 7/27/11 10:36 AM, bgraybr wrote:

At 7/27/11 10:29 AM, Sumarongi wrote: I don't really like any songs because they're patriotic. Patriotism isn't for me. That said, I gotta agree with you that the Soviet national anthem was pretty fucking badass.

Communist.

I REGRET NOTHING

I don't really like any songs because they're patriotic. Patriotism isn't for me. That said, I gotta agree with you that the Soviet national anthem was pretty fucking badass.

If I had a portal gun I'd shoot a portal on my wall and out of the window. Then I'd get out of my house and away from the Newgrounds BBS =)

I don't know who people are. What is happening?!

Congrats nonetheless.

At 7/27/11 09:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:

Did you know that it is proven that girls are still the primary carrier of cooties in the world?
[citation needed]

You could've posted both.

At 7/27/11 09:22 AM, MC25 wrote: Lets see... she's sexy, has a car, is great in bed, works at the airport so I fly for free...

Looks like the stereotype fits in on you.

SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS BUT HEY, SHE HAS A CAR

More like shark weak.

Amirite?

Oh, NG. You so mean.

Also, if you've been hearing things for three years or so why'd you wait so long before having your head shrunk?

No chops, but I've got a big bag of crabs here.
I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh yes.

It wouldn't actually surprise me if his aryan/Christian background in some way helped mitigate his punishment. Ever since the Sweden Democrats got elected back in September I've no faith in any of my fellow Scandinavians. He should've just shot only kids with Muslim heritage, then he wouldn't been home free.

</bitterness>

Damn. I got like 10 posts and I feel like I spend too much time on the computer.

I've heard of Deadmau5 (i.e. I've heard the name). Other than that I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

Uh, okay, so, there was this rich American dude visiting Australia and he came upon a small town in the outback called "Mercy." He found out Mercy was famous all over Australia for a special kind of tea made by dipping koalas in hot water. (Just... hear me out here, okay?) Naturally, this American dude with all his money was all for strange and exotic, so he decided to try a cup. He was sat down at a little table and given a pretty little porcelain cup with a steaming liquid in it. He raised the cup to his lip... and immediately sprayed tea everywhere when he felt coarse hair in his mouth.

"What the hell," he yelled at the waiter. "Couldn't you have gotten rid of the koala hair before serving me the tea?!"

Now, the waiter, he looked at this American and said in a cold voice: "Sir, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."

At 7/26/11 02:40 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Courage the Cowardly dog

Dude, yes.

Yes, dude.

Man, Courage was a fucked-up show. I love it. I think it ruined me as a kid.

Loom of the Land by Nick Cave. That shit makes me cry a single tear of manly sadness.

At 7/26/11 10:29 AM, Mavorick wrote: Who takes the time to fill a bucket with seamen?

I'm no expert or anything, but it'd have to be a pretty big bucket just to fit one seaman in there, I think.

I cleaned my room the other day too! It looks better than it has for ages. I suppose it's already slowly and inconspicuously transforming back into "messy dump" though. Even as I write

At 7/26/11 10:54 AM, Chdonga wrote: How can you say that in good conscience? The pre 2000 Scooby Doo, maybe, but the post 2000 shit they (still) air on Cartoon Network. It's definitely not awesome.

Nostalgia goggles, dude. Just roll with it.

Maybe you grew up and developed taste? Something most children completely lack.

No... I can't in good conscience try to equate Beyblade with Scooby Doo or Dexter's Lab. CN used to be awesome.

There are a lot of really terrible bands but I don't really have the energy to hate 'em. One band I can really do without, however, is Avenged Sevenfold. I mean, they're pretty good. They're good at playing. But they're just so incredibly unremarkable and banal, typical metal bullshit which really doesn't do it for me, and the fact that everyone around me lauds them for being the best thing since condoms (I surround myself with idiots, I know, I know) only makes it worse.

Shut my eyes and wail like a newborn.