At 11/6/09 01:20 AM, OfficeMan wrote: So I guess the final question is, do you like Reese's Puffs?

I'm so fucking glad I skipped to the bottom before reading all that.

At 11/2/09 10:19 PM, redsN64 wrote: suing over lack of "lynx affect"?
A man used Lynx ( AKA Axe) products for 7 years and still no girlfriend.

That's hilarious. I actually hope he wins.

What will it be next? Slip on a bar of soap and sue Dove? Get hooked on crack and sue a drug dealer?

Those situations would be completely different. People actually might sue Dove for injury that occurred while using the product, and I've heard of people wanting to hold drug dealers responsible for the addiction and subsequent death of one of their clients. The guy who's suing Lynx/Axe, on the other hand, wasn't harmed by the product. He's just saying the advertising is misleading... which is true, if you're an idiot.

At 11/1/09 11:53 PM, Nuggletz wrote: This girl that I broke up with last year asked me out again to a dance on friday. This girl is a known slut and basically a violent psycho bitch. She broke my arm last year, got me to smoke weed and got in trouble with parents, plus went missing for like 2 months earlier this year before breaking up with me. But, I've known her for a long time, she's kinda cute, and I kinda like her. What should I do? =/.

So let me get this straight:

- You already broke up with her once, last year.
- She already broke up with you once, earlier this year.
- She's a slut, which means she's probably going to cheat on you or give you a disease.
- She's a violent psycho bitch who fucking broke your arm.

Why are you even considering it? She must be really fucking good at apologizing. In any case, don't fucking do it. There are plenty of cute girls out there. Unless you're a masochist, run far away from this one.

At 11/1/09 06:20 PM, Twilight wrote: Seriously, my mom just nags the shit out of my sisters for things they say to their friends or what pictures they put up. There's been several arguments because my sister's cleavage is visible in one angle

Or, instead of simply deciding not to use Facebook, you could learn how to use it properly: Tweak the privacy settings so that only your friends can see your photos, and then block your parents if they send you friend requests. How could they possibly know what's on your Facebook page if you didn't voluntarily (or inadvertently) allow them to see it?

Bump again.

There's yet another alien-related Google logo, although there's actually a legitimate reason for it this time. It's H. G. Wells' birthday! The fact that this is a special occasion, as well as the fact that the file name (hgwells09.gif) doesn't follow the pattern of the previous "UFO" logos, probably means that this one is completely unrelated to the others.

Actually, you can "kill off" Americans. The Europeans almost did it when they colonized the Western hemisphere. You do realize that the Native Americans weren't actually "Indians" from India, right?

Bump.

They've done it again. Google has another UFO logo. This time, the image links to a search for "crop circles" and, again, there doesn't seem to be any particular reason.

I've also noticed something interesting. The file name of Google's last UFO logo was go_gle.gif, presumably because the UFO is stealing the second "o" in Google. This time, the file name is goog_e.gif. Maybe Google plans to do four more of these, for each of the remaining letters?

At 9/4/09 09:52 PM, Sawke wrote: I really like science,history and art whenever i hang around with teens i never get in to deep conversations because these people have NOTHING to say! it's always, hair, boys, girls, partys, movies,music.

Maybe you should start a conversation about something you like. People talk about stupid shit like shopping and movies to avoid awkward silences. Next time you're hanging out with a bunch of awkward assholes, try starting a discussion on string theory or politics and see where it goes. If they'd still rather talk about boys and music, then find some more interesting friends.

You probably won't have this problem if, or when, you go to college. You'll still meet plenty of stupid and materialistic people, but the majority of college students actually have an interest in something other than sex and shopping, so you might not find them quite as boring.

At 9/5/09 01:37 AM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep /05/unexplained-phenomenon-ufo-google

Shit. That article does mention the special Google logo. Even so, it's pretty weird that Google would change their logo just because of some obscure news about something that happened last month. I thought it was weird enough when they created a special logo to celebrate the discovery of that stupid Ida fossil that everyone has already forgotten about.

For some reason, today's "Google Doodle" features a UFO, and when you click the image, it sends you to a web search for "unexplained phenomenon" -- a search which, unfortunately, doesn't really help to explain why Google chose to use this special logo today. Does anyone have any idea what's going on? Or has Google simply decided that they don't need a reason to change their logo?

Of course it's a good rule. Offering healthy food alongside the junk food isn't necessarily going to encourage students to eat healthy food. I know this for a fact because, as a high school student, I would often spend my lunch money on soda and candy, instead of real food, if I wasn't that hungry. Granted, it didn't make me morbidly obese, but it wasn't a very smart move, either.

Yes, you could say that, idealistically, it should be up to the students to decide how they spend their money and how they eat. However, regardless of how the school system tries to set them up for adulthood by treating them like adults, teenagers are not adults and they don't act responsibly. In almost every other aspect of life, the law says that minors are not competent to decide what is best for them. Kids should be glad that the government leaves it up to irresponsible parents to decide how they eat.

There's honestly no reason to bitch about it, because if a kid wants soda and candy, and he can figure out how to get it elsewhere, and if he can't, then he's too stupid for soda and candy. There's no reason for schools to encourage bad eating habits.

At 8/13/09 02:22 PM, Limonman wrote: yeah... "accidentally"

Either way, he wins.

At 8/13/09 01:43 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Are you gay? Or just ten years old?

At 8/12/09 02:00 PM, linkinpatt wrote: What provoked this post...?

His girl cheated on him and he's trying to cope with it by pretending not to care.

At 8/10/09 01:58 AM, SuperSonicDude109 wrote: Every time I blow my load, I think I'm shitting blood

You might want to see a doctor about that. Dumbass.

Also, Office Space was a great movie.

At 8/10/09 02:35 AM, STEM wrote: Seems he's a fan of on-going anime...

I can't stand those never-ending, on-going shows, whether they're anime or live-action or any other medium. With very few exceptions, they only fucking end when the series gets canceled, and then the ending necessarily sucks because they didn't have a chance to tie up any of the loose ends.

Regardless of length, a series is only good if the ending is planned. Battlestar Galactica went on for several seasons, but at least they gave it an ending instead of dragging it out until no one cared. Whether or not you liked the last episode, it was better than floating around in space forever and ending the series with a cliffhanger leading up to a canceled season.

At 8/10/09 02:04 AM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote: 1. Bleach
2. One Piece
3. Dragonball Z
4. Naruto
5. Ghost In The Shell
6. Death Note
7. Hajime No Ippo
8. Code Geass
9. Gundam Wing / Hellsing / Blood+
10. ?

You really suck for not including Cowboy Bebop in your top ten. You suck even more for putting Naruto and Dragonball Z above Ghost in the Shell.

At 8/7/09 12:11 AM, ForkStorm wrote: I thught the majority of black people hated 'whiteys'....
and this further proves my own beleifs.

Some racist people on a single message board proves your theory that ALL black people hate whitey?

At 8/6/09 10:29 PM, RDSchley wrote: DotA - a magnet for asshats that are so "awesome" that they insta-perma-ban anyone who tries to join who hasnt downloaded the game yet. honest to fucking God.

fucking elitist game.. that honestly sucks after you play it with 4-5 people who are complete dicks.

dont play this game.
play a real multiplayer game like.. hell anything. Halo 3, TF2, 1943 etc.

I already decided never to play DOTA after hearing my brothers describe how the other players act. It's no lie that you'll be kicked or banned for never having played before, and I've always wondered how players are expected to learn.

Then again, I'm not sure if playing DOTA with elitist assholes is a whole lot worse than dealing with the 11-year-olds who play Halo 3 on Xbox Live, so I haven't tried that either.

At 8/6/09 07:51 PM, masterguy-1243 wrote: It's not racist, you twats. She said she wanted to go to an all white school. So what?

Believe it or not, a lot of people think that segregation is racist. It really shouldn't surprise you that the idea of an "all white school" gets people upset. Do you even know anything about history?

On another note...

At 8/6/09 07:13 PM, Xarnor wrote: There's nothing wrong with not wanting to be raped everyday at school.

At 8/6/09 08:11 PM, RocketBean wrote: Is it wrong not wanting to get stabbed, raped, or assaulted in anyway?

... I find it hard to believe that the moderators are allowing comments like these. I've seen a lot of them lately. I realize that Newgrounds isn't a place where political correctness is required (or even encouraged), but I thought I remembered people being banned for posting things like this.

At 8/6/09 04:12 PM, HappyBull wrote: Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God. Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details".

Ooh, a famous scientist believed in God! If you don't have any faith scientists and their "facts" then why do you care if Einstein supposedly believed in God? Besides, he didn't believe in your God. The fact that Einstein spouted a few famous quotes with the word "God" in them does not mean he was a Christian, and it does not mean that he shares any of your beliefs. Did it ever occur to you that, just maybe, Einstein used the term "god" metaphorically? Is it perhaps possible that he used the word "god" not to refer to an almighty ruler who judges us, but to refer to the beauty of nature and physics, or to the forces of the universe?

Here's an Einstein quote for you: "My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am convinced that a vivid consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and ennoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who works on the basis of reward and punishment."
(Source) (Source's Source)

In any case, since Einstein was not a member of your church, telling us that he believed in God does not help your argument. You're almost as bad as the people who think the United States is a "Christian nation" and justify this twisted viewpoint by claiming that our founding fathers were Christians. Quite a few of them were deists, agnostics and atheists.

Bump.

At 8/6/09 04:19 PM, Raguel wrote: Games based on movies based on games.

Street Fighter The Movie..........The Game.

That's actually very sad.

Everyone's getting mad at me for trolling about Lynyrd Skynyrd, so I guess I should actually reply to the original post. You want an epic song? Here ya go. Don't complain if you don't like it, because at least it's not overrated like Free Bird. Unlike everyone else in this thread, I'm giving you something you haven't heard before. You're welcome.

"The End is Begun" by 3

Since this is my favorite band, I would also recommend all of their other music, but I think this song best qualifies as epic. The link above goes to a YouTube video. Although I think it's idiotic that someone would go and leak the music of this extremely underrated band, I'm not going to complain about it this time, since this particular song is also available on the band's MySpace page.

At 8/6/09 04:07 PM, naronic wrote: WTF i'm not setting up any debate.

Yes, you are, unwittingly. Look at the posts above mine. People are already arguing.

and the purpose of the book isn't to scare people, its to tell about the end times when jesus comes back and about how the antichrist will rise up and temporarely take over the world

"This is not an apple, it is an apple. There's a difference!"

this stuff will happen i don't see any reason to hide it

Thanks for the laughs.

At 8/6/09 03:42 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Alive - Pearl Jam
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
One - Three Dog Night

Look 'em up.

We don't need to look those up. Everyone on the planet has already heard then a billion fucking times. Also, Lynyrd Skynyrd? You redneck. Is your mom also your sister?

Thanks for setting us up for a pointless religious debate.

I never read the books, but I did see a movie which, if I'm not mistaken, was based on the book. The concept was interesting, but when I realized that the entire purpose of the movie was to scare viewers into converting to the filmmakers' brand of Christianity, I was really turned off by it.

What the hell?

I didn't know there was a such thing as a "heavy New Jersey accent." I live in central New Jersey, and as far as I can tell, the people in my area sound pretty much the same as any other non-hillbilly American. I mean, if you want to be really technical, there are a shitload of different regional accents throughout the northern United States (and at least two in New Jersey), but who can really tell the difference? I might pronounce one or two words slightly differently from someone living in another northeastern state, but that doesn't mean I have a heavy accent compared to them. The difference between my accent and a southern accent, however, is probably worth mentioning. Even people who don't live on this continent can tell them apart.

At 8/6/09 02:54 PM, Sekhem wrote: also the silent hill movie kicked ass, the rest not so much

I saw the film adaptation of Silent Hill. It wasn't bad. I also enjoyed the first Resident Evil movie as much as any other zombie flick, but that really isn't saying much. Alone in the Dark, on the other hand, was pretty bad. I'm not even sure if I finished watching it.

At 8/6/09 02:38 PM, SatanHam wrote: its easy both ways.
the game designers just add in interactivity with the movie and thats ur game.
take the game and turn it into a movie.

its not that hard.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

Of course they're easy to make. That's why most of them are so shitty.

You'd probably be much better off selling them on eBay.