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Response to: Worthless Talents Posted July 18th, 2014 in General

I can crack every bone in my back, I can dislocate my thumbs...

Response to: Wrong number... Posted July 18th, 2014 in General

Pretty sure that happens to nearly everyone who has a phone... Next time it happens to you just scream... don't stop screaming until they hang up... Or pretend to work for a porn site and tell them they're membership is nearly over and ask if they would like a new one...hopefully your talking to someone with kids....

Response to: Upload the best selfie ever! Posted July 18th, 2014 in General

At 7/18/14 04:44 PM, gangstertoppen wrote: One of my best selfies

Hey... you appear on the first page of google images....... I'm sure no one who isn't that kid uses his photo....

Upload the best selfie ever!

Response to: Happy Robot Day! Posted July 18th, 2014 in NG News

Robot jam sounds like a pretty cool idea... I only found out about robot day yesterday...

Response to: Loyalty Posted July 18th, 2014 in General

I can always make new a friend........

Response to: Dumb shit you did Posted July 18th, 2014 in General

Doodle in classes instead of pay attention.. Homeschool in grades 10-11 (terrible idea)... Cook while I had really low blood pressure, a bleeding foot, and blurring vision... Just to mention a few...

Response to: Superbook! Posted July 18th, 2014 in General

I suddenly feel an unbearable urge to watch this show.......and perhaps masturbate to it....

Response to: Post your art war Posted July 18th, 2014 in General

Still working on this one.... I have a love hate relationship with MS paint.

Post your art war

Response to: Hey You! Posted July 18th, 2014 in General

At 7/18/14 10:15 AM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 7/18/14 10:15 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Nah, being a clown is fine.
Unless you're @SubliminalVirus of course.

Then it is more than "fine"......

Response to: Say something dirty to above user Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

At 7/17/14 09:31 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
should i bring the lube or are you gonna go in dry ?

Option 2...bite the pillow luv...

Response to: Say something dirty to above user Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

At 7/17/14 09:05 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
take a shower you filthy mongrel

Now pick up the soap you wet mongrel...

Response to: NG Camping Meet Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

At 7/17/14 08:17 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 7/17/14 08:14 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
At 7/17/14 08:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

.......or maybe even Bigfoot!
kinky...
Bigfoot will most likely be the one doing the fucking though.........

Who would have it any other way?

Response to: NG Camping Meet Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

At 7/17/14 08:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

.......or maybe even Bigfoot!

kinky...

Response to: Struggling And Disney Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

Just upload them... Worst thing is people don't like it, and you learn what to change for future animations....

Response to: Even though I walk Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

At 7/17/14 09:55 AM, Makakaov wrote:

I will fear no evil.

Just the middle aged men in long coats.....

Response to: The Official Watermelon Topic Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

At 7/17/14 12:40 PM, Viper wrote:
At 7/17/14 12:03 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote:
They just got them where I live...The things cost $200... If I bought one I wouldn't eat it, I'd have it bronzed...
Thats ridiculous. Even if they are imported. I doubt anyone has bought any.

I doubt anyone who has managed to make enough money to the point where they could afford a $200 watermelon would be dumb enough to buy one....

Response to: centipede vagina Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

One out of three women have centipedes in their woman caves...

Response to: Adult art. Request anything! Posted July 17th, 2014 in Art

At 7/17/14 09:33 AM, Sternoclydomastoid wrote:
At 7/17/14 12:41 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Salad Fingers please.....
Haha. I'll do my best!

Awesome!

Response to: Anime Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

Anime? Why not just browse bestgore?

Response to: Adult art. Request anything! Posted July 17th, 2014 in Art

Salad Fingers please.....

Response to: Internet "tough guys" Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

Sometimes you come across one... going on about "I could beat you up irl" "I'm so strong"...yaddayaddayadda... Honestly I couldn't live without these butt brains..To a point mind you.... Their over reactions always make them fun to toy with...

Response to: The Official Watermelon Topic Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

At 7/17/14 12:06 AM, larrynachos wrote:

$200?!? That's beyond ridiculous. They aren't that hard to grow. Maybe the ones near you are imported? That would raise the price drastically.

Yeah they were imported. It was on the local news... they have yellow inners... I wouldn't try it...

Response to: The Official Watermelon Topic Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

At 7/16/14 11:56 PM, larrynachos wrote: [insert obligatory black stereotype joke here]

So hey, I've seen square watermelons in pictures, but has anyone here actually eaten one? Is it pretty much the same thing? I would assume so, but I'm curious.

They just got them where I live...The things cost $200... If I bought one I wouldn't eat it, I'd have it bronzed...

Response to: am i the only one Posted July 16th, 2014 in General

nope... I've seen a good few pictures of people here.

Response to: Salad Fingers Anniversary Posted July 16th, 2014 in General

At 7/16/14 06:31 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

.....Find anything good?....

Sorry to double post... but if anyone wanted......http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=salad_fingers

Response to: Don't touch the stove Posted July 16th, 2014 in General

Thought I'd contribute....

Don't touch the stove

Response to: Salad Fingers Anniversary Posted July 16th, 2014 in General

At 7/16/14 05:15 PM, ManDeep wrote: Fingers crossed...

.....Find anything good?....

Response to: Toxic People Posted July 16th, 2014 in General

there was a girl that I grew up with and we were pretty close friends... Later on I found myself having to pay for her stuff and pay constant attention to her. When I finally stopped she went around and spread rumors about me. These days I'm so fucking mad at her I wouldn't mind it if she got hit by a truck....and I'm not easily angered........

Response to: Man vs. Pet Posted July 16th, 2014 in General

My dog hates baths... I just yell and throw buckets of water at him...

Response to: fav childhood cartoon? Posted July 16th, 2014 in General

The animaniacs and looney toons.