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Sorry if it's a dumb thread, but I'm curious.......Tell me..... What kind of tricks and acts would you do? What would your clown name be? What kind of props would you have? What sort of attitude would you have?... We could all meet up....and have a clown "party"....

At 9/10/14 03:33 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

his user icon looks like an abstract painting I once saw and enjoyed

I like your icon....Pichu is pretty damn cute...

At 9/9/14 04:26 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I was excited for snow....but this may just be too much too soon...

TOO MUCH!!! abort! abort! The damn trees can't take it!
But seriously I can't leave through the front door anymore....

Hello there.

At 9/9/14 05:57 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 9/9/14 04:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: the lungs of 30 virgins,

Okay, I have to ask. Why lungs and why virgins?

Virgins so that it is of pure blood, and why bacon from pigs? You choose cuts.

At 9/9/14 04:23 PM, SwisherCovent wrote: "Could care less"

Probably the only thing that makes me twitch, innit

How did that even happen.......who thought that makes sense?

I was excited for snow....but this may just be too much too soon...

Diablo 3... I like fighting hoards... of demons...as a witch doctor...with zombie dogs, a giant, and plenty of little fetishes...... also while wearing a crazy mask.....and no pants...

Well if it's my last meal I don't plan on worrying about my health... 2 tons of icecream, the lungs of 30 virgins, and some goat cheese with crackers... also 5 gallons of milk... I'll die happy.....and really fat...

At 9/9/14 12:14 PM, satanbrain wrote: The Torture Game(s).

Aw... you beat me to it...

At 9/8/14 10:00 PM, Loki wrote: thank god that's fake, lol.

Aw shucks...

At 9/8/14 09:53 PM, Clonedcrumb wrote:

Hey, there's nothing wrong with feeling good after a job well done.

I suppose so. and It's legal..... maybe I'll move to the U.S.A buy a gun, leave my door open...and...wait.....

He was laughing really hard and rubbing the blood on himself...and his parents are...proud and bragging about it?.... that's hilarious and stupid...perfect...

Kim Kardashian just cause she seems to attract a lot of media attention... Then I'd run around naked screaming profanities at children and old people... buy a mansion...burn it down for the "lols"....then I'd transfer all her money to my "normal selves" account...

I'd request a "late abortion".... he wouldn't be the chosen one..

"Clowning is about the freedom that comes from a state of total, unconditional acceptance of our most authentic selves, warts and all. It offers us respite from our self-doubts and fears, and opens the door to joy. And the best part is, we are all already our clowns. They are here inside us, waiting for us to recognize them so that they can come out and play."......

At 9/8/14 01:07 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

Latex is apparently a pain to get on or take off I hear. Latex lace up gloves sound cool though.

Yeah...it causes quite a bit of friction against the skin...it's a process.....

After struggling with a sticky rebix cube I found it very relaxing to set it on fire and watch colourful plastic drip everywhere...

Let's see...

Being Homeschooled I must be an uneducated, socially retarded, human wreck... Perhaps that part...is...kind of true... If I say "I'm homeschooled" people assume I am too sheltered (I beg to differ, I'm schooled by the internet) and unaware of how the "real world" works... I'd like to know, how do teachers teach their students how the "real world" works, what am I missing. Because the stories my friends tell me about school are not impressing me. Another assumption is that I will fail college and be scared away because of the environment. Well we'll see (hopefully), but I think homeschooling will have helped, in college you need to study independently, the professor can not spend a lot of time with individuals (If I'm wrong correct me), so having to teach myself the majority of the marital should have been a good exercise...

That's mostly the only one that really bothers me... I don't feel like talking about any of the others, they all seem kind of silly...not really deserving of the effort.

I'm enjoying watching society become...this... It's like an insane horror movie.

At 9/7/14 07:29 PM, argile wrote:

At 9/7/14 07:22 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

I tried to make some her features stand out like her hips and the cheek bones on her face in particular ,is there anything wrong that could have been fixed?

The only thing I would do differently is make the arms longer. it's a pretty cool take on it! Kind of makes me want to draw it again with colour.

At 9/7/14 07:19 PM, argile wrote:

Well I tried to remember As as I can about her but I forgot that she actually wore lingerie.

I like that better.

Once I was at the movies and someone brought it a whole freaking bucket of KFC chicken...the whole place reeked of it... popcorn, meh...it's a snack... What I really don't get is bringing drinks in...Do you really want to have to hold a bladder ready to burst for half of the movie?

Nah... I like eating the insides of the tea bag after using it... they're never strong enough when I try to reuse it....

I'd buy newgrounds...... and put the rest away in a bank account before it goes to waste...

Chris Hemsworth.....in clown makeup....

At 9/6/14 11:02 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

You're such a romantic!

I have someone I'd like you to meet. I think you two would get along great.

I'm a sucker for chubby cheeks... gaaaw I just wanna pinch em....

come at me...

I left a latex lace up glove on my floor, and my dad came into my room, saw it and didn't know what it was. went"ohh whats this?!" so he tried putting it on..failed...and left confused.... I just watched...helplessly.and confused.... burning it now.... I learned a valuable lesson about cleaning up.... NEVER AGAIN

Surprise lump tests... Tell them you're just trying to spread awareness for breast cancer... have fun everyone.