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A circus... A freak show... both!

Getting cold out there... weakening your immune system... Then you went to an area I assume was fill with people... people fill with snot and disease...

well there's this... probably nsfw

At 9/13/14 01:28 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/13/14 12:41 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: From now on, if you get defeated in battle, you turn into a bucket of popcorn like the one below!

Here's @SubliminalVirus!

Awesome... I just rest my detached head on my neck and hope I can swallow

I'd have the world eventually... then I'd get bored....and kill us all....

A Serbian Film + Batman....... I wonder what'll happen to good ol batsy...

At 9/12/14 07:13 PM, CiviLies wrote: The brain

those are good too! Let's not forget lungs.

Start stepping out of your comfort zone big time... maybe make friends with some idiots that will help you out...

Again.... "Clowning is about the freedom that comes from a state of total, unconditional acceptance of our most authentic selves, warts and all. It offers us respite from our self-doubts and fears, and opens the door to joy. And the best part is, we are all already our clowns. They are here inside us, waiting for us to recognize them so that they can come out and play." -Jan Henderson

At 9/12/14 01:44 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

What part of the pussy? I choose clit.

I choose the paws...

At 9/12/14 10:21 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

Due to my opponent's utter inactivity, I give her the gift of mercy and chop her head off with a swift blow.

gee, thanks.

At 9/12/14 10:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I'm not bothered in any way and just eat it.

Well.... crap...

At 9/12/14 09:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

You should know I have anti-clown weaponry. Also, if you want this battle to ever take place, your best chance would be when it's morning in NG-land. Time zones, sorry.

CREAM PIE

MMMM kidneys.....

At 9/11/14 05:00 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish to be a God for a year.

Granted... You are the god of pastry for a year...

I wish to own and control newgrounds for a month...

At 9/11/14 02:43 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

The battle won't begin until all 32 fighters are registered.

Just getting hyped up... don't mind little ol me....

At 9/11/14 02:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/11/14 02:33 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Got any room for me in the graveyard zone?

You're up against NewgroundsMike.

Alright! bring it on....

Got any room for me in the graveyard zone?

Hgh... people... I didn't say pick your favorite clown and be it... I meant for you to release your inner clown...and be yourself... I GAVE INSTRUCTIONS.... don't disappoint me... the majority of you get F's...

At 9/10/14 07:12 PM, Painbringer wrote: I used to actually dress up as a clown every Halloween when I was a kid.

Then you my friend, was a child with taste.

At 9/10/14 07:09 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Is it really a good idea to contain your anger and keep all your unsorted feelings in? Or is it better to just let it all out?

It's probably best to find a constructive way (a legal one mind you) to release anger. Keeping it in could result in...rage...

How do you release your pent-up frustration and anger? Is it easy or difficult for you?

Pretty easy. I usually just try to joke about things and have a positive attitude, and find distractions.

Have you ever been mad at yourself? If so, for what?

Of course, for being dumb and doing stupid stuff...who doesn't get that?

Would you stay mad at someone if they wronged you in the past? If so, for how long? If not, would you forgive them?

There are only like two people that I can't forgive... However I don't care about name calling or minor physical attacks, manipulate me...and I will start contemplating on where I can hide your body...

Is there any truth to the phrase, "forgive and forget?"

Well lets just say...people who always dwell on the bad things that have happened to them are really negative Nancys.

Would you forgive someone if they had done something horribly wrong, no matter how bad?

Depends on who they did it to...

Would you forgive yourself if you had done something just as bad?

Why wouldn't I?... I have to live with me...

Is there a limit to just how far forgiveness can go?

I don't think many people have forgiven Hitler...... I'd say yes..

Fun topic.

At 9/10/14 06:46 PM, mysteriouslila wrote:

I'd be the Philosophy Clown. I'd exemplify philosophical concepts and impersonate philosophers.

Schopenhauer and Plato are probably not funny at all though.

You could impersonate Aesop falling off the cliff... bet that'll make some people laugh...and teach them moral stories at the same time.

At 9/10/14 06:24 PM, je171 wrote:
Clown Name - Horny the Clown

Props - Sex Toys of all varieties, clamps, ping pong balls, neon glow in the dark condoms

Tricks/Acts - Purely Sexual, with props for both myself and willing participants/other clowns at the party.

Attitude - Witty and always Joking, but very Lustful and Dominant while performing tricks with participants.

Love it!

At 9/10/14 06:01 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/10/14 05:59 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Can't be accurate... I did not see a single porn site...

Ixxx.com is #499

what about xnxx... rule 34... redtube... bestgore... so on and so on... I SAY THIS CHART IS RIGGED. Ixxx is only there to remove suspicions...

Can't be accurate... I did not see a single porn site...

At 9/10/14 05:25 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: this handsome devil

I thought he looked quite snazzy like this... much more clean...and with a lovely smile...

At 9/10/14 04:57 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:
oh aye, so it should! it wasn't just the eggs but the old decaying props/posters/lights/costumes/bikes/shoes etc if it's a vintage circus related prop or what have you,chances are it's more than likely up there, dating back from the early victorian times when the Hippodrome was built.

I should of really taken some photos of it as the museum was quite the specticle aswell as the show.

You sir, have had the privilege to see some of the finest culture we have on earth. May you remember it forever, and one day tell your grandchildren about it.

At 9/10/14 04:18 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: speaking of clowns I saw this display cabinet full of obsucre Clown Eggs up at the 'Great Yarmouth Hippadrome' Circus and Museum the museum I visited just this summer. pretty creepy if you'd ask me

Couldn't find the exact image I was looking for but it looked pretty simmilar like the image below

I love them all!... I'd love to go there...my jealousy levels rise...

At 9/10/14 04:08 PM, Piggler wrote: I'd be a wicked clown.

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Dang it...be creative people...