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At 10/6/14 01:50 PM, TheRealC-Star wrote:

I agree, I almost got torn to shreds the other day by my crazy fans that were camping outside of my mansion, maybe I could hire some secret service agents to help me out.

you really should. It would be a shame for a celebrity like yourself to be killed by your own fans.
could...could I have your autograph though?

Damn... you're amazing!... i think you should get your own body guards...the paparazzi will be insane.

HAHAAAA nope! homeschooled master race!

At 10/6/14 12:20 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 10/6/14 12:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I don't like other people holding scissors at my face.

You'd think people like you would be into that shit.

ehhhh I'd rather be the one with the scissors.....

Either find a costo and hide out there, or become a zombie, then lead my fellow zombie brethren to greatness...

not for 3 years now.... I don't like other people holding scissors at my face.

this...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We could spam celebrities social media pages with links to....newgrounds...

Anyone who doesn't like milk... anyone who isn't a clown... anyone who uses the newgrounds forum... anyone who is breathing...

Bile I think their most viewed music video has 35,000 views.

uh...porn...and crying...then porn...then talk to my mask-I mean friends.... then sleep...and maybe a little porn.

I'm training my spine through exercise to try to be able to get my mouth to my...uh I mean......

.....i want to be healthy?

The female side of greedy human nature...and the extremes some woman go to for gain.... it exists. who would have guessed? Here I thought the world was gumdrops and happiness...

Tea tree oil soap... because I love to smell overbearing...

That's easy to fix...
"sir... you do realize that if I wanted to I could kill us both right now?"

Does this count as old?...

I'd like to get my drivers license...
I want to start a cult, gather a few thousand followers, then hand out the koolaid.... Easier than genocide, and more effective than serial murder...
I'd also like to make a movie, that appears like a children's movie and becomes insanely popular, but as soon as it goes into theaters it's actually just gore... that should mess up some future generations.
I'd like to write a book that describes things in such detail that the majority of people who read it react very strongly, like legitimately getting angry, depressed, vomiting...While being an addictive read...hopefully enough to cause serious emotional damage to the audience.
I'd like to own a popular TV station so that I could have subliminal messages going out to millions.
and I want to be the president of the united states of America...

soon....

Do milk, not drugs.

At 10/2/14 10:22 PM, FinaLee wrote: Drawing girls with hairy upper lips is hard. Takes like 3 hours to get the shading done right.

she's.... she's.... she's beautiful.....

At 10/2/14 04:40 PM, koopahermit wrote:

I think you're trying to find the wrong opposites.

Since you're an extreme sadist, wouldn't an opposite of you be an extreme masochist?

I thought an opposite would be someone who was totally against S&M...

and it's no fun when they kind of like it...

Masks of course...

I've tried socializing with people who might be "my opposite". it never worked out... since we have no common interests, all that happens is boring old small chat. "what's your favorite colour?"

I mean what do you MAKE your purpose in life? Why are you here? Do you view yourself as simply being here, with no real purpose to fulfill? Or do you give yourself one?

Right now my purpose would be to entertain myself...does that count as real?...

Do you see yourself as needed by others? Providing support for them? Helping them?

heh...no

Do you believe the purpose of life is to enjoy it, and you are simply one of many people doing that?

probably

Do you believe you have a responsibility to leave the world better than you found it?

I kind of want to make something (movie, art, book whatever), that if so goddamn disgusting the majority who view it may, vomit, scream, have nightmares, need therapy, be mentally scarred for life. Then have it go viral...That is my responsibility. Fear not meek citizens, your hero is here...

We all see some sort of purpose in our lives, or at least more purpose than in ending our lives. How do you define yours?

dumb

mmm 10 different types of soups.

awww Kevin Sorbo...

At 10/1/14 11:37 PM, Phobotech wrote: So fat kids have a reason to swim with their shirts on.

Wear bikinis... If you got it, flaunt it.

At 10/1/14 07:40 PM, Lich wrote: I already miss his glorious long hair

ah...one of his greatest features...

other than his nipples.....

At 10/1/14 04:06 PM, CiviLies wrote: I bet he's laughing at all of us right now as he watches us argue among ourselves over him.

lelz

oh he is....

At 10/1/14 03:01 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: so is his account locked indefinitely?

I think so.