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there....there is an UNoffical one....but i fear speaking it's name....it appears to have become a taboo.

I don't really give a crap about the music.... just saw you signed up today.
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At 10/26/14 04:39 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote:

What the hell happened to scaring kids and worshiping the devil?

same old...

You didn't even mention 9/11, children, ebola, feminism or that black people caused the holocaust?
2/10
You did a half job of causing a stir up. You sir, need to pull up your socks and work harder. THE INTERNET NEEDS THIS...

At 10/26/14 04:37 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote:

At 10/26/14 04:13 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I already hate all of them. But I can't resist watching large men wearing tight cloths ram their bodies against eachover....

did...did this guy just paint a sixpack on himself?....

You aren't allowed to complain though because he's a clown

who said I'm complaining....that's talent there...

I already hate all of them. But I can't resist watching large men wearing tight cloths ram their bodies against eachover....

did...did this guy just paint a sixpack on himself?....

same old...

maybe just doing something a bit more productive with my time...eh actually...probably not....

ehhh... wash off my face paint, put the masks away...maybe watch some TV....probably then take a nap.

ugh... a week of no bathing and plenty of KFC....bet by the end of that she was more greasy than the food...

kinky... i mean... all hail Satan...

My dad is devastated about this.... So much for the honey boo boo calender hanging on his wall....

I wanted to be a psychologist...but I've been pissed with how human emotions have become symptoms...done with it now.

So I aspire to work at a burger place and spit on everyone's food....

oh boy....

GET IN THE VAN BITCH...

I had a dream about raping and eating some long haired guy on a swinging bridge......didn't enjoy being awake after that.

Anytime I'm around a woman some large sweater puppies...and when I was little. in church I couldn't help but eye the pastors crotch bulge...damn son.

yay I am.....and a hero...

This is how the seriousness of the crime is decided when it's a female rapist. If she's 6/10 or up...eh get her to say sorry... 5/10 or below, throw the sick bitch in jail...

The over diagnoses of mental illness, to the point where human emotions are symptoms. Actually the reason why I'm dropping my plans to study behavioral science. If you want me I'll be spitting on some fries at mcDs...
Hardcore animal rights activists.
English 30...seriously fuck that.
Math 30-1...fuck that too.
and mimes...

I'd kill to know what he was thinking about the whole time..... They say he was writing, would be interesting to see his writings....

kinky.... i mean.... R.I.P

Henry Lee Lucas.....

Drink some milk

Hope you don't mind some friendly competition....

How to date..
1.) find someone who isn't insanely ugly.
2.) take them out...to the movies, a foodplace, or something else dumb like that...
3.)cut up their body
4.) you have multiple choices
a. cook em up and serve em to their family.
b. bury them a feet feet under a dead animal that you bury.
c. Throw their chunks into acid until they become sludge which you can dump into a river or flush down the toilet.
5.) go home and watch porn.

bam... the relationship guru.

At 10/22/14 05:31 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 10/22/14 05:11 PM, SCTE3 wrote: How to Get Laid by SubliminalVirus

Haha yeah or How to Get Laid by Debasing Yourself. I would probably read this book.

PSH
How To Get Laid....(location location location) by Virus Subliminal..... in stores soon.

At 10/22/14 05:08 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

I feel like you need to write a book.

Oh hey, the pastor said the exact same thing to me...

I tried once...but I was told to delete it all to avoid a visit from the big boys in blue.

At 10/22/14 03:26 PM, beakerboy wrote:

you make it sound so easy.

Just hang out around liquor stores for a while. Or find a trashy strip club.
If all else fails go to craigslist....
what could possibly go wrong?

At 10/22/14 12:23 PM, Doberman wrote:

You seem to have a lot of experience with that.

uh..... hmmm.... I've been TOLD by....friends... they will do anything for a dollar.

Go find drunk people...gender doesn't matter... this also works for drug junkies, they'll do anything for a dollar.... or if you have 20 bucks find a good ol prostitute. again...gender doesn't matter. . just know that when it hurts when you pee later, it's totally normal.