637 Forum Posts by "studmuffin7"
Since South Park usually does open up new intellectual avenues regarding social and political aspects of society, I will attempt to elevate the status of this thread with my thoughts on the newest episode of South Park so far...
One thing that never made sense to me about Tourette's Syndrome is how it can make a person swear. I mean seriously, how does a genetic mutation or chromosomal mistake create a biological imperative to say specific words in the English language that are considered by society to be offensive? I think it is B.S. Either this is a common misconception about Tourette's, or there is no such thing as Tourette's.
Your thoughts?
One morning when one of my step sister' let me know how disgusted she was of me, my step- mom told me, my step-sister woke up one night to go to the bathroom, but what she did not want to see was the sight of my dry-humping the air, moaning. I cried. I was a pervert so my step mom came the the conclusion I was sleep masterbating. She was way off. The next night My step-mom saw me waving at her to follow me into my room. She came in and I was on the bed, bent over, being humped vigorously. She say's she tried to wake me up but a cold solid presence was keeping her hand from touching me. There was no lights in the room, if it turned dark, it would stay dark.
She moved my head. I woke up to feel her warm hand pushing my head telling me to get out of bed. I tried but my hands were being held down right at my head. I could feel him anally raping me. the cold hard pounding, the pain of when she ripped me, I cried and screamed. My step-mom shut the door locked so no one could get in. She ran to me and held my fingers, not my hand cause she couldn't touch it. I don't know if she was looking at me or where she was looking where, I don't even know what she said. I clentched my eyes shut panting cause the pain was to rough. Then BAMM! it hit my face, and I saw a white light for a few seconds. I opened my eyes and BAMM! it hit me before I could see straight. So I kept them shut. I cried and this time I cried out to my father. "God! Jesus save me from this demon!".
I felt it leave, I felt the hold he had on my hands leave, I felt the cold of him leave, and I felt it's penis leave. I layed there crying, with my step-moms hands over mine, she repeated it's not your fault. I pushed her off and took a long hot shower. She explained what happened to me to my step sibblings and now they treated me like an amputee. I could not do anything for myself. They would not let me go to sleep without some one in the room.
Then one night it happened again, after I confessed to one of my step-sisters. It was worse, he scratched my face and arms. This time he locked the door, It was a ghost, no one knew I was living with my father, not even my best friend. But he pulled me up in an embrace, and then I felt it, RIP! my backside was mauled, my flesh was red, my clothes and sheets were horrible, I burned them afterwards, but I called to my lord and again he left, evaporated, The next day I was water baptised. I was baptised in the holy spirit, I layed my shame upon the alter at church, and finally I was water baptised, I was happy. One night without my knowledge, My step-sister had an out of body experience, she spoke to him. She told me he would always try to get to her and her sisters but they were pure, their bodies were still biblicly innocent. And why not their mother would hover over them like a vulture. But I was "unclean", I was still part evil after all the things I did to change, that's why it was me, not them. I went on, denying.
Then one night he slapped me off the bed and propped me against the wall. I saw him, he looked tall with an evil disposition (kinda like my father), he was also transparant. I ran. Out of that room and out of the house where the other ghosts were waiting, taunting, one woman flashed right in front of me and then whispered behind me, he always follows. I called out to God but they were still there. I ran back in and packed up all of my stuff. I ran to the gas station and called a taxi. I went home to my moms and that was that.
At 8/27/07 12:47 PM, Eltelelel wrote: i loled XD. can you link me to your "ghost rape experience"? X'D. Theres no such thing but funny story non the less.
It is not just a funny story, it is the TRUTH! I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE!!! I'm not the sort of bloke that gets scared by paranormal things - probably because i think it's all a load of twaddle..So I do tend to come up with logical explainations for things that happen.. that was until last week....I woke up in the night to have my bed clothes pulled off me by an unseen force..my jammy bottoms were also yanked off just as i switched the bedside light on, just as i relised it wasn't my oversexed wife ( she was at work on nights) the 'invisble entity' grabbed and then started to 'fiddle with my twinkle' Athough I writhed and bucked about and cried out 'give it to me baby' I found the whole thing a horrid experience. The only natural explaination i can think it could be is an realistic wet dream......... or did a ghost rape me?
Little did I know that I was soon going to find out the answer to that question. That story is too long for a single post, so I will include it in the next.
I posted this aricle because it not only proves that ghost rape IS real, but it tells you how to recognize whether or not it has happened to you.
"People claim his presence in a house is revealed by an acrid smell and a puff of smoke".
"Victims then speak of being in a trance or dreamlike state as they are molested".
Now they have figured out this things name: "Popo Bawa".
Some of you might remember my post in a previous threat where I recounted my ghost rape experience. It was aweful, and worst of all... NONE OF YOU BELIEVED ME!!! Well, now I have proof that this sort of thing is still going on and to other people as well!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/
1446733.stm
Be sure to check the closet real carefully before you go to bed and wear your crucifix to sleep. Otherwise this sick basterds might come after you next!
Here is a pretty epic video of a cat named jinxers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brOp3r0Jy nM
Seriously, cats are so cute and eccentric, it is impossible not to find them funny unless you are a gay, butt pounding communist.
At 8/6/07 11:16 AM, Fonzie wrote:At 1/20/07 03:55 PM, HardcoreEmoGothRebel wrote:At 1/20/07 03:50 PM, Hornby wrote: Of course they're real dum dumDepression is a chemical imbalance. The only point that can really be made disproving any mental disorder is that how they are diagnosed is not as scientific as diagnosing something like influenza.
This is wrong! If you have even bothered to read my previous post you would know that depression is a choice, as stated from a qualified psychiatrist! Moreover, I have personally observed that the irritating " I'm so depressed and am diagnosed" type people often start acting more normal quite suddenly after they are largely ignored for acting like dumbasses. You should get your own facts straight before spewing your uneducated opinions pal.
I have to agree with the topic starter. Anyone who claims ADD or ADHD is just looking for an excuse for their own stupidity and anyone with "depression" is just looking for attention. I actually know a qualified psychologist that flat out says "Depression is a choice, no exceptions" and I am quite serious. Psychological disorders...its all in their head.
At 3/4/07 04:12 PM, Mr-Furious wrote: IT'S A JOKE, YOU DUMBASSES!
"DUH MARIJANAH IS BAD FOR YOU L0L111! "
No, marijuana could not make someone do this, you retards. This is obviously a joke thread.
Do you think marijuana is a joke sir? I have just lost my career, my life, and my patient lost her ability to expel her bodily waste products from her posterior. I detect anger and resentment in your voice though, you are a smoker aren't you? It's ok, he first step towards recovery is awareness! You can do it, I know you can!
At 3/4/07 04:15 PM, PsychoticMind wrote: I think you mean appendectomy and, you don't go through the colin, you make an incision above the area where it is to be removed.
You are correct PsychoticMind, I was stressed so I misspelled appendectomy, and I was blazed on the chronic so I did some pretty stupid stuff. According to her parents, the staple is blocking the flow of fecal matter which is clotting and forming an absess. I hope they drain it soon. Again, I am mortified at what has happened. But I appreciate that all of you have come together so quickly to help me talk this through. Newgrounds, you are compassionate as hell, I love you guys!
ex-Dr. Studmuffin ex-M. D.
At 3/4/07 03:57 PM, thelordofcheese wrote: No, you destroyed your own life. If you had something important to do do not get high. Alcohol is legal, and you can get a hangover. You should have called in sick if you didn't feel all together. Go fuck yourself and die, you irresponsible scapegoater.
I know, weed made me an irresponsible scapegoater and a total piece of shit! I guess that is what happens when you blaze up huh? Please help me, I don't know what to do and am so afraid! I need compationate guidance and support. That is why I turned to Newgrounds! I know you guys can help me overcome my weed problem and aid me in getting my life back on track. I just know it! Thank you kind sir for ensuring that I recognize my own problem. Awareness is the first step! Please continue to help me kind Samaratin.
ex-Dr. Studmuffin ex-M. D.
At 3/4/07 03:54 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote: "Marijuna raped my mother and beat my children!"
Oh my goodness, tell me your story. We should form a support group!
My Fellow Newgrounders,
I feel it is high time I discuss my problem with the infamous Mary Jane. Despite my incredibly good looks and awesome greatness, I do have problems of my own. You see, although I am a lady killa' at night, I am an Emergency Room Physician during the day. Just yesturday, I was tasked with carrying out an appendectimy, but I was still alittle buzzed from the chronic the night before. Apparently I stapled my patients colon shut and threw up in her IV bag before the proper loading. Now it is likely that I will be fired and sued for malpractice. I just wanted to put my story out there cuz I am afraid to talk about it to anyone face to face and I need encouragement. Also, it hit me like a flash of inspiration that this must be why mary jane is illegal! For those who think it is harmless, think of the poor woman I just screwed up. Please NG, I need your advise.
Dr. Studmuffin M. D.
P.S. - Here is the proof in the form of an article:
13 Boy Killed Patient during Surgery!
FORT WAYNE, IN -- A 13 year old boy killed a patient recently by using a surgical stapler to staple a patients colon shut. The child then proceeded to vomit into an IV bag insuring the patients death. The hospital is now under investigation for allowing a 13 year old kid attempt a surgery alone. The child claims he doesn't remember any of his actions. He was then submitted to a drug test, which turned out he had NEVER done marijuana in his entire life and he was just insane. The child is out on bail and the date for his courtroom proceedings is still undetermined.
At 3/4/07 03:48 PM, max0rz wrote: 13 Boy Killed Patient during Surgery!
FORT WAYNE, IN -- A 13 year old boy killed a patient recently by using a surgical stapler to staple a patients colon shut. The child then proceeded to vomit into an IV bag insuring the patients death. The hospital is now under investigation for allowing a 13 year old kid attempt a surgery alone. The child claims he doesn't remember any of his actions. He was then submitted to a drug test, which turned out he had NEVER done marijuana in his entire life and he was just insane. The child is out on bail and the date for his courtroom proceedings is still undetermined.
Ok Ok Ok... I will come clean...
I am 13...I changed my age in my profile to hide from the astute findings of you guys, but I suppose it is good to be honest.
I was a regularly practicing E.R. physician who screwed up. At the age of 13 I have become a progeny, studying Biochemistry at Harvard and whizzing through medical school in under a year. But mary jane screwed up my life. The only reason they think I was not on mary jane is cuz I switched the label in the back (shh...don't tell anyone!)
Please help me guys, I really need support!
Dr. Studmuffin M.D.
At 3/4/07 03:40 PM, Glue-Sniffer wrote: ur 13 you cant be a doctor
Huh? What are you talking about? I am 33 (see profile).
Thanks for the support!
Dr. Studmuffin M.D.
My Fellow Newgrounders,
I feel it is high time I discuss my problem with the infamous Mary Jane. Despite my incredibly good looks and awesome greatness, I do have problems of my own. You see, although I am a lady killa' at night, I am an Emergency Room Physician during the day. Just yesturday, I was tasked with carrying out an appendectimy, but I was still alittle buzzed from the chronic the night before. Apparently I stapled my patients colon shut and threw up in her IV bag before the proper loading. Now it is likely that I will be fired and sued for malpractice. I just wanted to put my story out there cuz I am afraid to talk about it to anyone face to face and I need encouragement. Also, it hit me like a flash of inspiration that this must be why mary jane is illegal! For those who think it is harmless, think of the poor woman I just screwed up. Please NG, I need your advise.
Dr. Studmuffin M. D.
Hello everyone, everyone's favorite nger here. Since I can tell, just by your threads, that you are as fagolicious as I am, I wanted to draw your attention to a very serious threat. His name is Donnie Davies:
http://www.donniedavies.com/Testimony
Above I posted the guys website. He is a "reformed homosexual" who runs an operation called CHOPS "changing homosexuals into ordinary people". He is also in the music industry,
http://www.eveningservice.com/Video
In fact, this fagtard is so interested in music that he has discovered alot of music that has homosexual overtones!
http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands
I had no idea there were so many homosexual bands out there! Hot damn. Finally, here is an interview where he gets aggrevated when called fat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BWTsn7SmHQ
So I guess the point of this thread is to post all of the information I have gathered and begin huddling in fear with the rest of my precious little slumbermuffins. I don't wanna be reformed, I enjoy anally penetrating unwilling old men at the retirement home as much as the next guy but what if this guy's movement gains momentum? Suggestions?
Damn dawg...why wood ya'll wanna ban the n word? Don't ya'll know dat every black man iz ol' skool yeah?
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Wats wif all da peace mongering? Da Middle Eastena's r all fanatical dipshits in need of a few bullets. I hold dat truf ta b self evident dawg.
Yer test ain't wrong mate, it jist means dat p33ps with experience are right wingas and nieve p33ps, like you was 2/3 years ago, are left wingas.
At 12/5/06 06:01 PM, CheezNapkin wrote: It's probably fake. The copyright date says 1957, and the music is some fucked up synthesized version of In a Gadda Da Vida. In a Gadda Da Vida didn't exist in 1957, and except for a few exceptions, like Raymond Scott and Robert Moog, neither did synthesizers.
Methinks the music wuz added by da Youtube p33ps, which wood explain da musikal inconsistencies but ya do hav a point there..
Oooh, new develepmunt! Da exact specifications givun 2 da kat are below,
http://profiles.nlm.nih.gov/HH/A/A/B/N/_/hhaa bn.pdf
I guess we no its reel now huh?
Dis iz funny az h3ll dawg. An exp3rimunt of givin' a kat LSD! lololololololololol
See it 4 yurself!
omg...yous guys makes me soooo sad. :(
Y you gots ta b so mean? I m jus' lookin' 4 h3lp dawg. I b33n brutally azz rap3d!!!
Have sum compassion.
B4 I start, jus' wanted ta let evry1 no that I put Goatse in da title so dis iz not spam. Anyhoo, me thinks p33ps r gettin' rly creative wif da goatse now a daiz. What do u thinks? Got any examples of creative goatse in ur hometown?
At 12/5/06 11:54 AM, EternalRabbit wrote: stop posting crap on the bbs!
Man now you iz dissin' me! Da only crap iz da crap comin' outta my rap3d azz cuz I'm scared shitless!
Like, oh teh noes! Guys, I m super serious, some transvestite wif a third nipple (like dat guy from James Bond) just broke in 2 my appartment an' rap3d my fragile little azz! It wuz h0rrible...My anus looks like dis now...
I call'd da cops butt they jus' dis my like a mutha' fucka'. What shuld I doooo?
Post us pl3nty of teh sexy pics m'kay? And yea, go 'head an tap dat azz.
Sean Connery dawg. He iz ta bestest Bond eva'!
Peace out dawg.
