637 Forum Posts by "studmuffin7"
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This is a good topic so I bumped it lulz!
-Studmuffin7
At 3/14/08 04:51 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: There's this crazy ass dog with God knows what diseases running around and biting people.
Who knows what it has?
But the worst part is, IT SLEEPS ON MY LAWN. It acts like it owns my front lawn.
I'm fucking sick of it, and my father doesn't bear arms.
How do i can i kill it?
Discuss.
I am glad you asked this question, it is a good question. Killing a rabies infested, disease carrying dog is not as simple as it may seem. First, construct a large cage and put the meatiest, juiciest steak you have inside. Once the dog goes in, close the door. You have now captured this mangy mutt. Now, tranquilize the dog so you can tie his paws spread eagle on the ground. When the dog wakes up, you can begin the real task.
Take a large metal rod with an insulated handle and get the metal red hot. Hold this metal rod to the mutts balls while your younger brother pokes him in the face with a stick. This is important as you don't want him to go around mating with other dogs and producing more rabies infested, disease carrying weirdos. Besides, it is much more humane than the way it is done at the vet's office.
By this point he should be barking loudly and expressing a certain degree of anger. Now is the time to use psychology on the dog by letting him know that his insulting pleas are not to be tolerated. Piss on his face whilst he is barking and aim for the mouth. Feel free to laugh and bring female dogs nearby to see his cauterized genetaila during this procedure.
By this point the dog will desire the very thing you intend to give him, which is what makes this execution procedure so humane. It is no longer murder but assisted suicide. However, we cannot have him making any regrets before it is over, so a quick death by bullet simply will not suffice. At this point, there are multiple ways in which it can be finished. You can utilize jumper cables, tranquilize him again so he wakes up in an oven, or throw him off over a large height (i.e. - cliff, building, etc..).
I am afraid I happen to be an expert at this sort of thing as my grandmother asked me to assist her with suicide not too long ago.
-Studmuffin7
At 2/23/08 01:24 PM, dalmo wrote: Once I saw an acronym for Dragon Ball Z I knew it was all lies!
erm...Did you even bother to read it? I was using the character Videl for comparison to give you guys an idea of what this girl looked like. That is all.
Hello Newgrounds, I need your opinion on this. It all started last night (friday night). I hooked up with this skanky yet hawt girl at a bar so I could get some action. She was short and petite with black hair. Actually, she kinda looked like Videl from DBZ before she cut her hair short. Anyways, after a most successful night of drinking, we went back to her apartment to have "a good time". Since I was in the mood for something alittle...kinky...I agreed to let her tie me down and do as she willed. Big mistake! She blindfolded me and teased alittle bit, then the next thing I know she is pounding at my ass with a strap-on. I attempted to protest, but the ball-gag was already in place. I never realized how bad those things hurt, and she started pulling at my hair as she climaxed. Of course, I thoroughly enjoyed when it was my time to bind her down, but the thought of what happened remains in my mind...
Was that a gay experience since I had a foreign object inserted up my rectum, or was it still straight since I was with a chick?
-Studmuffin7
This thread is hereby devoted to the age old question that men have been asking for centuries...do women look at pr0n?
-your thoughts?
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of Newgrounds, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I am in need of some serious help.
It all began about four weeks ago. I just finished talking to some friends after class and was on my way home for some Newgrounding, when I came upon a flash entry that promised "moar hentai". Normally I just blam those pieces of garbage without even bothering to look at them. I mean, who gets off on cartoon porn anyway right? Well, on this ill-fated day I chose to take a peek...
I could hardly believe my eyes! The cute, supple little cartoon seemed to beckon to me in ways real girls just can't. I found myself getting more and more enticed by the notion of observing hentai phenomenon that I watched nearly every hentai submission in the "Mature section". It wasn't until it was too late that I realized I had a problem. I am no longer aroused by real women! In fact, I lust after that which I can never have...the cartoon wenches which do not exist!
Help me Newgrounds, you're my only hope!
-Studmuffin7
I have noticed that a substantially large number of people on the NG BBS are trolls. This being said, I have to admit that I have found some of their antics to be particularly humorous, especially when it pisses other users off. Just reading through the angry replies and witty comebacks can make my day or allieviate some of my boredom in between classes. However, there are other trolls that simply aren't funny and do it so much that the whole thing gets old.
So now, before I ramble on so long that nobody reads this, I ask you this question...Do you hate or love trolls and why?
This is a historic moment as you are looking at the first truely intelligent thread on Newgrounds made about Newgrounds since this website's inception!
-Studmuffin7
Dude, you are not a woman, just a man with a mutilated penis.
No offense man, but most PC games suck. With the exception of Supreme Commander, Oblivion, final fantasy XI, Rise of Legends, and about 100 other games, PC games suck
At 1/9/08 01:15 PM, Major-n0ob wrote: ZOMG, dude studmuffin, you are one hell of an asshole! They are people, just like you and me, who have gone through hell to make it to this country and start a new life. Just because you were born on this soil and they weren't doesn't mean you have more right to it.
I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FAGGOTY ASS MOTHA' FUCCA
Actually, I do have more of a right to live in this country than those beaner "mutha' fuccas" because I am a REAL AMERICAN who has never broken the law, and they are criminals by the strictest definition of the word. What happened today was justice, plain and simple. I suggest you wait until your brain matures before attempting to compete with my level of intelligence azzhole.
The reason "bloody" is considered a swear word is because the phrase "Bloody Hell" which Brits are so fond of saying, is actually a reference to a woman's period.
At 1/9/08 12:48 PM, Ejit wrote:At 1/9/08 12:43 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:I don't believe you for a fucking second you basement dwelling fucknut, the waiting list for action on immigration is supposed to be huge, and I don't they give a shit about like 2 immigrants when there are shiploads being imported.
Well regardless of whether or not you believe it, it is true...and you will be eating your words in under a week when I get my camera back and post those pics!
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For those of you who have been following this thread, I have some new news! Just recently, a squad car pulled up into their driveway and went inside their house! Of course, it took them a few days to take action (no surprise there) but the important thing is that justice is now being served! :D As soon as I saw the cop go inside I grabbed my camera in consideration of Newgrounds and ran into their yard. I thought for sure there would be large white vans from the immigration service but instead it was an officer loading the couple into the back of his squad car (oh well, I don't care how they are transported...he is probably just going to detain them until Immigration service arrives).
Anyhow, it was SSSSOOOOOO fudging SWEET!!! The woman was pretty submissive with the police but the guy was dumb and tried to resist arrest XD. My favorite part was when he turned to me for help and the officer informed him that I was the one who made the call! I then snapped a pic of the classic look on his face, it was EPIC!!! Unfortunately, after the officer loaded them into his car, he gave me a lecture on how I had no buisness being there during the event and confiscated my camera. Realistically, he is probably concerned I'll just start up some police brutality bullcrap and I'll likely get my camera back in about a week. Once I do, epic pics for all!
I also have to say that this epic experience has inspired me to continue helping my country as best I can. First I will go undercover into the hispanic neighborhood and pretend to be sympathetic on the illegal immigration issue. Then, as the little spy I am, I will compile a list of all the illegal immigrants in my community (or as many as I can). Then, once every so many days, I will report one of them to the police and garner pics from afar. Finally, I will post the epicness on a website I intend to create. In the meantime, I need some help thinking up a good name for such a site...
www.gohomecriminals.com maybe?
www.beanersbegone.com perhaps?
As soon as my camera is returned I will share with you all the epicness of this endeavor.
More to come.....
-Studmuffin7
Thank you Complete, it is nice to see a decent post in a sea of depraivity. I shall contact my local police department and have them look into it.
As for the rest of you, I will update you all on this and maybe even post pics of them getting deported as it happens lol.
-Studmuffin
At 1/6/08 04:10 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Looks like a troll, walks like a troll, smells like a troll.
Trying to a start an argument on immigration is poor, no decent person would report them.
Actually, no decent person would NOT report them. I knew that NG was full of depraived little basterds but I never imagined it was this bad. The simple fact of the matter is that they are moving in illegally, which is an insult to those Mexicans who are in line waiting to do so the legal way, and they are hurting our economy. Furthermore they broke the law just by coming here, so they are criminal tresspassers by definition.
Now can someone with their head on straight please tell me how to get these scumbags deported? Who do I call about this and what is the number?
At 1/6/08 04:05 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Leave them alone for now. If they commit a crime (i.e. benefit fraud), have them deported.
Why should I wait for them to commit a crime? They already committed one when they tresspassed illegally into our country. How do I get the big white trucks on their front lawn to take them away?
This thread is just a simple question, is there anyone out there who knows?
Alright ya'll, I need your help. A few months back a hispanic couple moved in next door and after meeting them I found them to be nice people...or so it seemed. Turns out they are illegals!!! This is not just some unfounded rumor, they really are illegals! They have no papers or anything because they did not enter this country the legal way. I need to know what I should do. Should I report them to the F.B.I. or immigration service or my local police department or what? What would the phone number be? How do I go about getting these low-life cheaters out of our country?
All I want is justice.
- Studmuffin
I called a teacher a "fuckin' jew niggg3r" before. Although in all fairness, he WAS such a niggg3r that he looked like a shade of dark chocolate, he was a serious kike, and there was insufficient room for "faggot" in the name I called him. But whatever, I've said enough.
Kinda makes ya think doesn't it?
At 11/15/07 08:59 AM, Ferris95 wrote: The family guy staff is intending to continue Family Guy, but without its star: Seth Mcfarlene! I heard it today on the Opie&Anthony show. There a reliable source. Also I just thought that The Newgrounds Community that likes family Guy should know. Let me know what you think about this.
HORRAY!!! Family Guy sucks monkey balls, so hopefully the loss of Seth Mcfarlene will finally realize Cartman's dream of ending the blasted series once and for all. And for the record, the Simpsons and South Park have ALWAYS pwned Family Guy in an epic manner. Anyone who thinks Family Guy was EVER on their level is a fuckwad retard like the one pictured below:
At 11/10/07 05:54 PM, vegadisin wrote: Hey bro dont worry its not STD if it was it would be in your mouth i think its u must of ate somthing that gave u acne it happens to me when i eat junk food i get black heads and zits so i stay away from that stuff same thing with meat u eat chicken some of the oil or that fat gets on your face just PM me if u had any thing to eat im pretty sure thats what happen
Thank you vegasdisin, it is nice to know somebody on this site is capable of being serious for a change. I appreciate your advice, and you are right...I did have sloppy joes recently. This makes be feel a lot better. And as for the other, unhelpful NG buttbudies that accused me of lying and what not...screw you RETARDS!!! lulz
You guys:
At 11/10/07 05:32 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: I've been hacked before
it was a good password too, "p0o9i8u7"
Damn dude, you guys are all a bunch of n0obs. Seriously, don't you guys know anything about the internets? It's all just one big series of tubes.
OMG you guys, I am super serious right now. I think I might actually have gotten an STD on my face you guys! I was giving my gf oral last night and I woke up this morning with significantly more acne than I had yesturday. Only now I am beginning to question whether or not it is actually acne. You guys have to help me...is it possible to get an STD on my face? What do I do? I need your help NG so please no "lulz kill yurself" or "don't troll fuckwad" or any of that gay shit. Any helpful advice from you guys out there? Considering how messed up NG is, I knew this was the one place I could go for advice from someone who has probably been in this scenario before. I am totally freaking out right now...
So get this...Hilary Clinton dumped her cat during her time in the White House, and political analysts think it could hurt her chances of getting elected president! Only in America could a cat make such a big difference in American politics and hence the world.
At 10/11/07 09:28 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote:At 10/11/07 09:26 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:There is an attachment button right below the post box, above the "Post it!' button, labeled with "Include Picture."
You really have to be quite unobservant not to see it.
I am well aware of how it works. I have used it before to post pictures of kittens, pwnage, elderly goatse, etc... on this very BBS. However, I have noticed that lately it no longer works. I use Internet Explorer and it works rather fast on other sites...
I have noticed a problem with the NG BBS system, and only the wisdom of the NG BBS can help me. I have been quite unable to post pictures along with my posts whilst browsing the BBS! I know it cannot be my computer as it works relatively well on other forum sites, so what is the deal? Any help would be appreciated.
At 10/8/07 05:39 PM, Evil-Sausage wrote: I think it depends on the individual, let's say he/she never learn about cuss words, they would probably scream something else.
Ah but that is just my point! If they never heard about cuss words then they would not "uncontrollably" say them. Therefore, there is noway they can be forced to say such obsenities from the day they are born.
As I am sure you all know, the topic of the most recent South Park episode was Tourette's Syndrome. However, as usual, the genius creators of SP brought up yet another brillant avenue of intellectual thought withing the social and political aspects of our society. Here are the thoughts I have been having ever since watching that last episode...
One thing that never made sense to me about Tourette's Syndrome is how it can make a person swear. I mean seriously, how does a genetic mutation or chromosomal mistake create a biological imperative to say specific words in the English language that are considered by society to be offensive? I think it is B.S. Either this is a common misconception about Tourette's, or there is no such thing as Tourette's.
What do you guys think?
