637 Forum Posts by "studmuffin7"
step 1: Buy cadny (make sure Bedn doesn't steal it
step 2: Remove cadny from wrapper
step 3: Insert razor blades into cadny
step 4: Reseal the cadny in wrapper
step 5: Laugh hysterically and masterbate simultaneously
I just discovered something sick and twisted enough to suit the fancies of all you lonely BBS dwellers. It seems that in Muslim communities, it is surprisingly common for girls to be forced into marriage as young as 9 years old to men who could even be in their 40's!!! Moreover, you don't ever have to worry about these girls leaving you, their parents' misguided sense of honor will drive them to kill any girl who would sully the honor of the family with a divorce.
Thousands of young girls are forced into marriage or get killed by their own parents!
http://kotp.blogspot.com/2008/03/joys-of -islam-forced-marriages-in.html
Not only can girls be forced into marriage, but a man can have multiple wives!
http://www.speroforum.com/site/article.a sp?id=10152
Nine year old girl force married to 45 year old guy and killed for seeking annulment.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,4180 25,00.html
Now I know what you must be thinking...it can't possibly be that common. This is just more Muslim bashing propaganda. It is waaaay to good to be true right? Well check this out,
"According to statistics provided by women groups in France and Britain, in 1990s, 43% of girls from Turkish families, and 36% of girls from South Asian families in Britain, have been involved in forced marriages."
http://www.middleastwomen.org/html/night mare.htm
*THOSE STATISTICS WERE IN THE 1990s, BEFORE 9/11 AND OUR INTENSE HATRED FOR MUSLIMS!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? All you socially inept BBS retards who have probably given up hope of ever having a girlfriend can just get on the good side of some Muslim fathers somehow and buy your own harem! With a little elbow grease, fake faith in the Muslim religion, and the value of American dollars in Muslim shithole countries, you can turn your everyday life into a super hawt orgy you only saw in pr0nos!!!
So forget about fapping! Buy a Koran, bring some American money and go to the Middle East to lose that nasty virginity once and for all!
Your thoughts?
-Studmuffin7
Disclaimer: I am not actually serious about this, it is called a joke: a humorous anecdote not meant to be taken seriously...or is it? (cue up dramatic look gopher).
At 8/28/08 04:07 PM, Crue wrote: When the first few women in Iraq's Diyala Province began blowing themselves up late last year,
Am I the only one who burst out laughing when they read this?
Yes, yes you are!
As I was reflecting upon the world we live in today I was betwixt with the subtleties of our new delinquent lows. Verily I say unto thee, can it really be possible? What hath transpired on this world of mine?
But at least we still have an excellent source of news
At 7/30/08 11:27 AM, bibi333 wrote: because foxnews bashes everything we love without even caring to understand it.
Would you mind elaborating on that? It sounds like you have an interesting insight there but you need to explain your point.
-Studmuffin7
At 7/30/08 11:23 AM, Earfetish wrote: http://www.outfoxed.org/
they seem to have caught Fox out on bad reporting at least a few times
They didn't sound very fair and balanced to me
At 7/30/08 11:21 AM, videogamer0810 wrote:At 7/30/08 11:19 AM, TacoFreak wrote: watNice timing.
Also, obvious troll is obvious.
I'm afraid the only troll here is yourself as you do not take this thread seriously, yet you feel compelled to post anyway!
-Studmuffin7
Hello everybody, Studmuffin7 here. I have noticed that a great many Newgrounders seem to have a tremendous hatred for Fox News and I don't understand why. Fox News is the only news station that doesn't seem to apply a liberal slant to what is being reported. It is the only place online I can go to and know that I am getting straight answers and facts without any agenda attached. Perhaps that is why all the liberals on Newgrounds hate it...
Tell me you feelings about Fox News, but I warn you...if you hate it be rational and say why. I do not want a thread full of
"ZOMG F0x News is teh suXx0rs"
"DArn the JeWs & thar media"
"Durr...I'm a liberal"
or any of that kind of trash. This is a rational thread only so no trolling!
-Studmuffin7
Hello everybody, Studmuffin7 here. I have noticed that a great many Newgrounders seem to have a tremendous hatred for Fox News and I don't understand why. Fox News is the only news station that doesn't seem to apply a liberal slant to what is being reported. It is the only place online I can go to and know that I am getting straight answers and facts without any agenda attached. Perhaps that is why all the liberals on Newgrounds hate it...
Tell me you feelings about Fox News, but I warn you...if you hate it be rational and say why. I do not want a thread full of
"ZOMG F0x News is teh suXx0rs"
"DArn the JeWs & thar media"
"Durr...I'm a liberal"
or any of that kind of trash. This is a rational thread only!
-Studmuffin7
If you were going to make a boner friendly toilet you would have to take into account all the different sizes too.
The Orient:
Add extra 3 inches
The Dirty Mexican:
Add extra 5 inches
The White One:
Add extra 6-7 inches
The Brutha':
Add extra foot
The Studmuffin7:
Don't bother trying, it won't fit in the bathroom
-Studmuffin7
At 7/29/08 01:53 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote:At 7/28/08 06:02 PM, Ravariel wrote:And the vast majority of firebombings are committed by the IRA.
OH MY GOD THE IRISH ARE A CULTURE OF VIOLENCEONE
Actually the Irish are a nation of drunkards that were probably inspired by their alcohol to commit the firebombings.
-Studmuffin7
Just think about your mom right before you drop your duce and it will be ok
-Studmuffin7
At 7/28/08 11:54 AM, ThePretenders wrote:At 7/28/08 11:42 AM, poxpower wrote:I want to know why Islam is singled out when it is evident in other religions? That way of thinking leads to focusing on Muslim cases while ignoring the plight of women from other religions.
BTW, yes, it is wrong. It is backward practice arising from ignorance.
Islam is singled out because it is still a social norm for the Muslim world. It is still broadcast on Islamic news stations and even considered acceptable in sharial law. In any predominantly Christian nation this sort of crap does not fly. In any predominantly anything other than Muslim country this crap doesn't fly. Although it may be a part of our past, it is only in mainstream Muslim worlds that this still takes place.
-Studmuffin7
Here is another problem:
"In the wake of Parvez's murder, one would hope for moral clarity from the Canadian Muslim community. But with a few exceptions, the usual suspects issued the usual apologetics.
Following Parvez's funeral, an anti-violence vigil was held at the Mississauga Civic Centre and organized by the Canadian Council on American-Islamic Relations. Unfortunately, CAIR-CAN, like its American counterpart, is part of the problem, not the solution. Working to further acceptance of Sharia (or Islamic) law in the United States and Canada and trying to silence - either through accusations of "Islamophobia," libel lawsuits or boycotts - voices of criticism and reform, CAIR's agenda would seem to be working against the advancement of Muslim women's rights."
Source:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg i?f=/g/a/2008/01/23/cstillwell.DTL
It would seem that the left wings desire to accept all cultures and minorities is actually part of the problem. When will Americans learn that some cultures are simply incompatible and that we must decide which ones to support and which ones to punish and ostracize?
-Studmuffin7
I don't know if you are aware of this, but there is a newly exposed social norm of the Muslim world that has reared its ugly head in the free world. Honor killings are apparently killings of women who behave immodestly or dishonor their families by getting a divorce or dating a black guy. Here are the sources:
General Information:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor_killi ng
National Geographic:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/
2002/02/0212_020212_honorkilling.html
Daughter Killed for Falling in Love:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/may /11/iraq.humanrights
And no thread would be credible without supporting evidence from the most fair and balanced source of information ever...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,3915 31,00.html
So, what are your thoughts? How does such a social norm arise, and how can society ever stamp it out? I know the Muslim world is not the only world that has conceptions of "honor" as I hear that frequently in the East as well. But to kill for it? Whether it is martyrdom, child indoctrination, or now this...I am continually surprised by the Muslim World.
-Studmuffin7
My brother built my computer from parts off of newegg.com and I have to say it is unbelievably awesome. As far as graphics card, processor, ram, hard drive space, or any parameter you wish to judge a computer by...mine is at least twice as good as any computer I could buy for the same cost.
IT IS OFFICIAL! YOU CAN BUILD A HIGHER QUALITY COMPUTER AT A LOWER COST THAN WHAT YOU MAY FIND ON THE MARKET!!!
-Studmuffin7
Its my understanding that Indian reservations are already succeeded from the Union and technically constitute their own countries. Why is this guy trying to accomplish something that is already done?
-Studmuffin7
Apparently there are women out there desperate enough to train dogs to have sex with them...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,3885 01,00.html
I didn't realize you ladies were into that, but I guess it would explain the whole peanut butter thing. Oh and check this shiite out:
"Whalen, 54, and Donald Roy Seigfried, 55, were charged with felony crimes against nature after Whalen's adult son found more than 150 tapes of his mother performing sex acts with her dogs and a blue heeler owned by Seigfried. Seigfried was accused of filming the acts."
Crimes against nature!?! What kind of shiite is that? And worse yet, some dude video taped over 150 tapes worth of his mum getting muffed by Fido!?! Holy ($^&%@^%$)@^$%&
One more thing...
"While Whalen relinquished custody of her dogs, Seigfried is fighting for ownership of the blue heeler, named Merlin."
Yeah I'll bet you are you dirty little basturd.
-Studmuffin7
Apparently there are women out there that are training their dogs to have secks with them...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,3885 01,00.html
Notice the key phrase used in this article "Crimes Against Nature". Exactly what constitutes a crime against nature?
-Studmuffin7
All I can say is WOW. The "people" that comprise the left wing have astonished me for years with their insane politics but now I see just how far over the line they have gone. Why were these people not arrested? Why were there sooooo many individuals around supporting or engaging in this kind of behavior. Truly the right wing is the only sane party anymore. I cannot thank the topic maker enough for bringing this to our attention, this is truly awful. Those brave men deserve nothing short of reverence and respect. And if I had been the one spit on I would have beaten her unrecognizable and gladly done the jail time for it afterwards. All members of Code Pink should be arrested and jailed for life!
And what the f&^* is wrong with California anyway?
-Studmuffin7
Personally I think it is a horribly offensive idea. My father has worked hard to become a doctor, I have worked hard towards a graduate degree, and my uncle served America in the Korean War. If we were made to take a lottery that said we could wind up anywhere I would be mad as hell. Imagine working hard your whole life to make something of yourself, only to get sent to some hell hole.
Also, even if you redistribute people, new countries would reform based on what the majority of people in that region happen to share (religion, race, etc...). Doctors, scientists, and others who have worked hard would not be NEARLY as willing as you think to work very hard in a hell hole for rate shit pay.
You should have smeared real poop on the walls, and left a loaded condom on the toilet handle. Or, to make it even better, shut the door behind her and jam it shut so she can't get outta there!
At 7/21/08 06:33 PM, butsbutsbutsbutsbuts wrote: You say no n0obs, but clearly you are a n0ob. So what if they are indoctrinating their kids to be killers? We have been indoctrinated by moral tv and movies to never kill innocents in pursuit of our goals, no matter how righteous we think they are, so it might be difficult for you to understand why they do this. Firstly the could simply not care, secondly they may believe it is for the greater good, the pursuit of their islamic utopia.
First of all, I do not appreciate being called a n0ob. Second...how can I not care that they are indoctrinating their kids to be killers!?!? Do you honestly think that our feelings about not killing innocents is due to indoctrination? There is a fundamental right and wrong principle. And if they simply did not care, that would not change the fact that they are still a threat indoctrinating their kids to be threats.
There are NO excuses or good reasons to kill innocent people. It does NOT matter what part of the world you are from or what media you listen to, this is common sense. It does NOT matter if they do not care; actually it is even more frightening that little kids could be raised to become such monsters so quickly. Finally, it does NOT matter if it is going towards their Islamic utopia, there are NEVER good reasons or viable excuses to kill innocent people.
At 7/20/08 10:23 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote:At 7/18/08 12:21 PM, Earfetish wrote:I also found that none of the 9/11 plane terrorists were from Iraq, infact, most of them were Saudi, also, Al-Queda has had major influence in Saudi Arabia, however were dispised by Saddam, so there was a lack of Al-Queda presence in Iraq. (when he was in power)
Hurrah for defending those who attack us!
Just for the record, this thread is about the indoctrination of children by radical & violent Muslims. I would really prefer that this thread does not descend into a chaotic debate about the Iraq war. My primary concern is whether or not it is possible to prevent children in the Middle East from being raised in this manner and if not, how can we ever be sure the world will be free of their kind in the future? I also appreciate when others post more links to more examples of this phenomenon. I think this kind of debate needs to be in the foreground as all Islamic terrorists alive today would probably be more reasonable people if they had not been raised to such crazy beliefs.
But thank you for your input anyway. It did knock this thread up out of the graveyard if nothing else. Sad that my threads only spark debate when they are offensive and trollish.
-Studmuffin7
-Studmuffin7
I felt mine was the best description of myself. The 7 is just there cuz studmuffin was already taken.
-Studmuffin7
At 7/20/08 11:07 PM, rickybayness wrote: i asked someone out but i'm not telling just incase she reads this
You are aware that the probability of it being a dude is much greater than it being a chick. I also noticed you are 15...let me set down the most likely scenario:
Since there are no girls on Newgrounds it is safe to assume your "date" is a male. Since you are 15 years old, there is a high probability of your date being a really old pedophile. He may cross dress and fool you since you haven't seen many girls in real life. This will last just long enough for him to slip a roofie in your drink...when you wake up you will find yourself in bindings in his basement with an old guy getting his way with you.
Beware the twisted minds of Newgrounds....
-Studmuffin7
At 7/20/08 09:50 PM, WtfAwesome wrote: Dragonball z?
Indeed
DBZ > All Other Anime
At 7/18/08 06:36 PM, MrHero17 wrote:At 7/18/08 04:12 PM, ManlyMan97 wrote: Here's a link Read this.Alot of those facts were wrong so that link completely failed.
Umm...no you fail. Did you not bother to read the link I provided? Thousands of ph.Ds and highly noted scientists in this exact field (that is as credible as it gets) have signed a petition stating basically the same thing that is in his link and insisting that the US government do away with the Kyoto Protocol. Check your facts before you ignorantly attack someone else.
-Studmuffin7
Bringing common sense to the BBS since the day I joined.
It is actually quite SIMPLE really...
All we need to do is build a machine that allows us to visit alternate universes at will. I surmise there must be an infinite number of them in all. After that, we can travel to an alternate universe where we didn't go to war with Iraq yet and steal their oil again and again and again.
We will never run out.
-Studmuffin7
