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Hello, its the ladies' favorite: Studmuffin7 here.

The more time I spend on these forums, the more I come to realize that the mods on this site do not know what spam is. Spam is the high volume ADVERTISING of something. I frequently hear of others getting banned for spamming, and even I get banned for spamming, but can anyone tell me what we were advertising? Of course not.

Bottom Line: Mods don't know what they're talking about!

At 5/22/09 04:49 PM, VitaminP wrote: discuss...

ROFL, I was rolling on the floor when I saw that. Jolly good show ol' chap!

At 5/22/09 04:45 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 5/22/09 04:41 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:

At 5/22/09 04:39 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote:

At 5/22/09 04:36 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:

Yeah, it says "discuss..." and there's crappy MS Paint drawing that (I think) is supposed the represent different sized and coloured penises.

Exactly...now discuss.

At 5/22/09 04:39 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote:

At 5/22/09 04:36 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Discuss...

I see nothing to discuss...

Give a question and then say discuss.

Read the opening post again buddy.

Discuss...

At 5/21/09 03:50 AM, SonicSheep wrote:

At 5/17/09 10:30 AM, SonicSheep wrote:

You are the living proof of the paranoid american that I mentioned before hand.
As I mentioned before, many countries of the world are either very strict on gun control, or have a total out right ban on the things. And some of these countries couldnt be further from police states.

In the UK, the common man and woman would be unable to purchase a gun. The only way a normal person can use a gun is to join a licensed gun club, and then they are only allowed to use the gun at the clubs firing range, which keeps all of the guns the people were using, securely locked away.

On the contrary, I am not paranoid, but it IS a FACT that our founding fathers gave us that second ammendment for the EXACT reason I specified above. Are they paranoid nutjobs too? Your commentary regarding other countries is irrelevant, we are talking about America here. The fact is, the government is SUPPOSED to be AFRAID of its CITIZENS, not vise versa. Taking guns away would completely hollow out what it means to be an American. I too would hope the government never gets to a point where we would need them, but we should have them if it ever does. After all, an ounce of preparation is worth a pound of cure.

At 5/20/09 10:18 PM, dudewithashotgun29 wrote:

At 5/17/09 10:30 AM, SonicSheep wrote: I personly have no interest nor want for a gun. Its ok for me, since I live in the UK.

However, for Americans, my theory is simply this.
Since the Birth of the US, they have been allowed and encouraged to have guns, and many Americans view the 'right to bare arms' an essential Freedom.

What? We view it as a needed thing? No, some just view it as a freedom that should not be infringed, since it says so in the amendment it self, the right to bare arms, and a well regulated militia, shall NOT be infringed. So, some people think, hold on, I think this is infringing something in our constitution, I think they shouldn't do that, So i will oppose it. We view it as something that shouldnt be messed with, not as a needed freedom. We want it to be a freedom, but not as a "Essential Freedom"

The major flaw in your argument, as so many people on this thread have pointed out already, is that once you let the government infringe upon a little bit, it is only a matter of time before you start losing out on much more. Guns are probably the MOST important right of ALL. After all, if the government knows that the entire populous is packing, the government will be forever afraid of the millions (possibly billions I don't know) of people surrounding them that are all packing so they will not try to abuse them. Once the government takes the guns away, they can do whatever they want and there is no way for the people to replace the government.

The founding fathers INTENDED for the government to be afraid of the people, not the other way around!

Do you know why our founding fathers gave us the right to bear arms? It is a last resort, if the government ceases to serve the people and becomes a problem in its own right, the people must be well armed and capable of overthrowing said government. This is WHY the right is there in the first place. Frankly, I am surprised it has not already occurred with the gay rights garbage and the abortion killings of millions of babies and such... Furthermore, the very fact that the government wants to disarm American citizens is a sure sign that it wants to completely run our lives.

Government is supposed to be small and DIRECTLY answerable to the people. It was never meant to reach the high above thou, far reaching big brother kind of crap we have now.

So I have a computer, and it is a really nice one. My brother custom built it for me and said it is "8 years future proof" and for the first 6 months it operated like a dream. But now my dream has crashed. I cannot get my computer to even start up. In fact, it cannot even start the BIOS. There is clearly power going to all parts of the computer and all the fans are running. But no information is reaching the monitor (light stays amber) and thus, nothing appears on the screen. In addition, I get this really long and loud beep that is very monotone that lasts for 4 second. After about a 5 second break it repeats itself and so on.

I have spoken to my brother (he built the computer), some employees at Staples and Best Buy, and consulted MANY technical forums online and they all came back saying "It's your RAM". I own two sticks of RAM and there are 4 slots on my motherboard with which to put RAM, so I tested one at a time in each slot (8 combinations) and none worked. Could this mean both sticks were defunct? Thus, I spent $150 on two new ddr2, 2 gigabyte sticks of RAM and guess what...nothing changed! I have not the faintest idea in Hell what is wrong with my computer or how to fix it and REALLY need help!

Here are the specs:

OCZ technology power supply
Saitek keyboard
Razor "Diamondback" mouse
Motherboard from "Gigabyte" company
Processor fan from "Zalman Tech"
Harddrive from "Seagate" manufacturer
Amd Processor

Runs Windows XP

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!

-Studmuffin7

At 5/15/09 01:40 PM, TRlCKY wrote:

There are women firefighters. Just because they're girls doesn't mean they don't exercise and lift weights.

Yeah but testosterone is the hormone responsible for building muscle and muscle growth. Men are teeming with it, while women have very little. Even if the woman works out twice as long and twice as hard as her male counterpart, the guy will still possess more strength because of this. This isn't chovanism (spelling?) it is biochemistry. This is why it is so incredibly dishonorable for men to try to mug or attack women...because women are inherently weaker physically. They are just as smart as men though, that is for sure.

Why do people act like depression is some sort of disease? Depression is a choice. Whoop his ass when he acts all emo. Drag his butt outside at the asscrack of dawn. If necessary, force him to go out and have a good time. Then show him all the people who live in the streets who have it worse than he does in his probably high end suburban home. "I'm depressed boo hoo" more like you are a f(&king fagg0t that wants to feel sorry for yourself and not appreciate what you have dipshit.

Depression is a choice, and a girly one at that. He just needs a swift kick in the balls and someone to force upon him a new lease on life.

Being from a horse farm myself, I am familiar with and can appreciate the methods you've described. However, you have to understand, most of Newgrounds is composed of emo fags in high end suburbs who try to pretend their life is rough and hardcore so they can apply self pity to themselves. They most likely won't have use for the knowledge you've posted here. Try discussing novel razorblade techniques instead.

Check this out, a Baptist school warns a student not to take his gf to prom or he will face suspension!

"The teen, who is scheduled to receive his diploma May 24, would be suspended from classes and receive an "incomplete" on remaining assignments, England said. Frost also would not be permitted to attend graduation but would get a diploma once he completes final exams. If Frost is involved with alcohol or sex at the prom, he will be expelled, England said.

"In life, we constantly make decisions whether we are going to please self or please God. (Frost) chose one path, and the school committee chose the other," England said.

Source:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090508/ap_o n_re_us/us_school_dance_flap

At 5/7/09 03:23 PM, SonicSheep wrote:

At 5/7/09 02:49 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:

How does being gay or sympathising with homosexuals make one wicked?

Who are you to say that your opinions (or your gods opinions) are any more 'correct' than others.

It is a very simple matter.

1) The Bible is the Word of God
2) The Bible speaks frequently and openly about homosexuality being a sin just like any other.
3) Unlike liars, cheaters, etc... homosexuals refuse to accept that their acts are sins
4) To be saved we must accept the selfless sacrifice of Christ and repent of our sins lest we burn in
Hell.
5) Any other "gods" are false and designed by Satan for the sole purpose of luring people away from
the beautiful simplicity of Christ.

I would say that the fact that you believe that your idea of a god makes you believe homosexuals and necrophiliacs are in the same category makes you disgusting in your own right.

Only the wicked would believe so.

At 5/7/09 02:10 PM, Scorpion325 wrote: You're comparing homosexuals with... necrophiliacs? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Nothing, both homosexuals and us necrophiliacs are perversions of God's design and equally disgusting in our own right.

At 5/7/09 01:16 PM, Major-n0ob wrote:

At 5/7/09 01:03 PM, LordJaric wrote: troll alert

Are you alerting us to your presence necrophobe?

Hey thats my job! But...thanks anyway!

At 5/7/09 12:26 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 5/7/09 12:02 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: I would like to see what you all have to say about that while I'm having my way with your grandmothers! Viva la Necrophilia!!!!!

does contacting a mod to report spam count as me saying something?

spam?!? WTF? Are you one of those necrophobes. Enough with the oppressive necrophobia in society already!

This is a most wonderous period in American history. Homosexuals are beginning to gain acceptance into society. Bisexuals are making their mark in society as well. Ideed, all the great perversions of the God-given method of procreation are becoming common place. This time in history has revealed itself as the optimal moment for our secret bretheren to rise up from the shadows and launch our own revolution. There is yet one more abomination that must gain acceptance. One more group of persecuted peoples who cannot help who and what they are! I am talking of course about...

NECROPHILIACS!!!!!

Indeed, there is nothing quite like the feel of a luke warm, maggot infested putang on my wutang. If something as nasty as homosexuality can become commonplace than so can necrophilia! We cannot help who and what we are its...um...genetic...(yeah that works).

Fortunately, I have done some homework on the matter and I believe the results will surprise you:

"As of May 2006, there is no federal legislation specifically barring sex with a corpse.[16] Multiple states have their own laws:

Hawaii - Misdemeanor under 7
Pennsylvania - Second degree misdemeanor under Title 18 §5510
Colorado - Class 2 misdemeanor under 18"

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

I would like to see what you all have to say about that while I'm having my way with your grandmothers! Viva la Necrophilia!!!!!

At 5/7/09 09:55 AM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: I can see that you have no apparent bias whatsoever between the two political stances.

The Hell do you mean? Of course this is unbiased, I see the same things as the topic starter happen all around me in everyday life. You cannot argue with observable realities.

This is a most wonderous period in American history. Homosexuals are beginning to gain acceptance into society. Bisexuals are making their mark in society as well. Ideed, all the great perversions of the God-given method of procreation are becoming common place. This time in history has revealed itself as the optimal moment for our secret bretheren to rise up from the shadows and launch our own revolution. There is yet one more abomination that must gain acceptance. One more group of persecuted peoples who cannot help who and what they are! I am talking of course about...

NECROPHILIACS!!!!!

Indeed, there is nothing quite like the feel of a luke warm, maggot infested putang on my wutang. If something as nasty as homosexuality can become commonplace than so can necrophilia! We cannot help who and what we are its...um...genetic...(yeah that works).

Fortunately, I have done some homework on the matter and I believe the results will surprise you:

"As of May 2006, there is no federal legislation specifically barring sex with a corpse.[16] Multiple states have their own laws:

Hawaii - Misdemeanor under 7
Pennsylvania - Second degree misdemeanor under Title 18 §5510
Colorado - Class 2 misdemeanor under 18"

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

I would like to see what you all have to say about that while I'm having my way with your grandmothers! Viva la Necrophilia!!!!!

Next time why don't you pencil in some pubic hair and wait for your balls to drop

So get this... the CIA is looking to hire people to become bonefied spies.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090330/us _time/08599188817500

"The campaign is the first by the agency under its new director, Leon Panetta, who has said he would like to recruit more people with foreign-language skills as well as more minorities."

So if you are a minority and possess foreign language skills, you can be one of the official men in black and work for the CIA. Who knows, maybe you can cover up a UFO or dissect an alien or two :D

You know, the ex-gay boot camps are hiring quite often actually. Seems demand has gone up. I even got a job there to start this summer.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment /faith/article4893735.ece

At 4/17/09 11:46 AM, MushookieMan wrote:

At 4/17/09 11:32 AM, studmuffin7 wrote: erm...dipshits...spring break was like a month ago.

are you retarded sprink break is this week.

No spring break was in March. You know, that week when there is no school and such. That is called spring break my child, and it has long since occurred. Get with the program dipshit.

erm...dipshits...spring break was like a month ago.

Long hair on a guy looks like a dirty person. Even if you are clean in reality, you still look like a dirty person. Men aren't meant to have long hair.

The only idiots are the pro-gays. After reading her profile and the crap comments on her wall, I found a new respect for her.

At 4/16/09 12:11 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 4/16/09 11:07 AM, studmuffin7 wrote:

At 4/16/09 11:02 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

Thats why no one wants to debate with you. Because you insult the rest of us. Other posts were right, this has been done many times before. Like, i've been year around a year and already i've seen enough religion debates. Theres really nothing particularly different about this one. You're an 05 user, surely you know of NG's adversion to religious topics.

I do not mean to insult the rest of you, what I am frustrated with is the fact that I am asking a genuinely unique and insightful question and have gotten nothing but "Lock this thread now". Recently, there have been better posts, but most (pastafarianism, I stand for old ladies on the bus, etc...) are not even serious.

Yes, I've been on since '05, but unless you can present me with a link to a thread that asks THIS SPECIFIC QUESTION, you cannot claim it has been done before. Not all religion threads are alike. I am not discussing any moral or political point, just a general relgious insight.

And I really don't care about Newground's aversion to relgion topics. In fact, I doubt if that is true...there are like 6 religion topics on the front page of the politics forum right now and never less than 3 at any given point in time.

Please, either take the time to read/reflect/post or leave.

At 4/16/09 11:12 AM, Sexplosion wrote:

At 4/16/09 10:55 AM, studmuffin7 wrote: Christian denominations have tried to claim that homosexuality is not a sin, despite Old and New Testament evidence otherwise.

Actually, the Bible says that God created man to be with a woman. It says nothing good about homosexuality.

Yes that is kind of the point. The fact is, the Bible says nothing good about homosexuality as you've said. However, there are many "Christians" (if they can be so called) that try to claim some kind of moderate ground and act like it is perfectly Christian to dismiss this belief. You would be surprised how many "Christians" I encounter that support gay marraige. That statement is simply the Christian example of what I am talking about.

People sell out their beliefs in order to make their beliefs more popular, forgetting all the while that the beliefs they want to spread have already been discarded by their own hand.