637 Forum Posts by "studmuffin7"
To everyone who thinks this show sucks I have a challenge for you. Watch these clips and if you can make it all the way through without laughing once you have no sense of humor (or you're a redneck).
As the title implies, I believe Squidbillies to be the most underrated show in existence. People sometimes hate it for being retarded but they miss the point. The point is, its funny BECAUSE its retarded. Most of the people remind me of people on my dad's side of the family (Early Cuyler = my uncle kirb, granny = my grandma). People forget there really are people (in Missouri and the South) that really do think, act, and talk like this.
For those of you who do not know, Squidbillies is a highly intellectual lookification into the rotatcious minds of the southern folk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOMJ8j6UF Wg
What do the rest of you think of this show and why is something so awesome so underrated?
It seems no matter where we look, Satan is always making people do horrible things. In Texas, Satan told a woman to kill her daughter,
But that is not all... Satan made a woman in Arlington Texas steal from a church!
In general, it seems people are fed up with the actions of Satan
What should we do?
Time for a confession everyone, I am Poxpower's alt. You may remember me from various threads on this forum where I brought intelligence and common sense to threads where there was none. However, despite all the good I did for the bbs, I still broke the rules making this alt. I must give up my position as mod and accept the rightful punishment for what I have done.
Studmuffin7 = Poxpower
I'm so sorry
If I were you I would wait until the city finishes its work, then run up and kick that red headed kid in tha' nutz.
Sit in the corner, shout profanity, ball my eyes out, and masterbate furiously all simultaneously.
-Studmuffin7
At 6/23/09 03:46 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:At 6/23/09 03:35 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: !Nah, the contest is over. The winner is studmuffin7.
Uh oh, what's this ladies and gentlemen?!? It seems Ass-Crumb has some new competition. Valjlmyr responded with some dickery of his own. But his dickery so far has fallen short compared to the dickery presented by Ass-Crumb...can he catch up with his new rival? Also, suck my ass.
-Studmuffin7
At 6/23/09 03:44 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote:At 6/23/09 03:35 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:Thanks, but you're not a judge. You're a fucking 7 year old piece of shit who thinks he's being funny or that there's something to be proven here.At 6/23/09 03:14 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Rants alot of stuff
And I still don't like you.
OOooooh seething. Looks like the competition has taken a nose dive folks. Ass-Crumb has furthered his lead for the title with some more straight win brand dickery. WIll he be the Biggest Dick on Newgrounds? Lets watch and see...
-Studmuffin7
At 6/23/09 03:14 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Rants alot of stuff
Congratulations Ass-Crumb, by my calculations you are currently in the lead for the coveted title of "Biggest Dick on Newgrounds" because only a complete dick would make such a reply to this thread. However, this contest is still far from over so let the dickery continue!
-Studmuffin7
Alright everyone, it has come to my attention that many of you pen0r wrinkles find my commentary to be rather dickish. Well, I am here to tell you where you can shove it. I'm also here to tell you that I believe there are much bigger dicks than me on Newgrounds. If you think you are enough of an asshole and you have the cleverness required to generate original comebacks, post in this thread. I want to determine once and for all...
WHO IS THE BIGGEST DICK ON NEWGROUNDS!!!
-Studmuffin7
Dear Studmuffin7
You are an idiot. That is all.
-Deathbyplunger
Got the balls to back that up big man? Or are you just another gay dumbass on this forum who thinks he can troll with me?
-Studmuffin7
Anywho, the video is most creepy when her eyes dart to the camera..
I was disappointed when i didn't get to see the bullet yet i saw the death.
Perhaps she should not have been out causing a ruckus in the first place. These massive demonstrations and regular riots on the part of the Iranians are the main reason the Middle East is such a Hell hole.
-Studmuffin7
Are you retarded the video was taken off due to violence it worked before it was taken off now STFU and GTFO!
Umm...excuse me? It looks like you are trying to talk shit. If you wanna back it up then give me your address and we will see who the big man is when you are no longer trolling from behind a computer. If you don't have the fucking balls for that then shut the fuck up and stop posting you damnable penis wrinkle. I am about to go ape shit on this whole damn forum for its blatant stupidity!
-Studmuffin7
The guy has to type out his own username repeatedly so he can remember it.
After all, he's the degree of idiot that gets all hyped up and angry over posts on the BBS...can you blame him?
Look back and read; he's completely oblivious to the fact that he's a troll, even after it was pointed out. The best thing we can door for the poor little guy is give him his juice box, strap on his helmet for him, and put The Wiggles on since he has nothing to watch now that OP's link was removed for it's gore.
Umm...no I type my name out at the end simply as a trademark. It is my style. And the definition of a troll is someone who enjoys getting a rise out of someone which at this moment is you, but you're too much of a fucking dumbass to realize it. I swear it is like this whole fagg0ty ass forum has gone bat shit crazy. If you have the balls to back up your shit, then give me your address and we will see. Otherwise, fuck off.
-Studmuffin7
The link isn't broken, you fucking retard. It was taken out due to terms of use violation. You should of got here faster. There is a link to an article. But I guess you're to fucking lazy to read, so here is an video.
-Ghyfty
The link IS broken if it doesn't link ot the video. That is HOW the link got broken in the first place. My God, why the fuck is everyone so fucking stupid today. Perhaps the topic starter should have just used the video you provided in the first place.
-Studmuffin7
At 6/22/09 03:45 PM, HAHABUSBOY wrote:Do you always troll?-Ghyfty
Umm....no actually I am quite serious. The link does not work, I told the topic starter not to waste our time with broken links. Ghyfty spouted off some stupid shit and I had to put him in his place. Looks like you are the second fucktard today that needs to be reminded of his dumbassity. Go violate yourself with a metal rod.
-Studmuffin7
If you really want to get your account deleted, why not go out in a blaze of glory? Post hardcore pornographies under the guise of SFW thread titles. Shock people or troll. Piss people off, its fun.
At 6/22/09 03:07 PM, Ghyfty wrote:At 6/22/09 03:04 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: WTF!?!There are link, dumbass. Read.
If you are gonna make a thread like this, make sure to use links that actually work dickhole.
Studmuffin7 out,
-Studmuffin7
Ghyfty out,
-Ghyfty
Yes I know there is a link, but it doesn't work dumbass. You know, a link to a video that does not work is a link that does not work. I never thought I would have to explain that to anyone how fucking stupid are you?
-Studmuffin7
WTF!?!
If you are gonna make a thread like this, make sure to use links that actually work dickhole.
Studmuffin7 out,
-Studmuffin7
I think you guys are grossly overestimating our future. Think about it. Test scores are, on average, getting lower each year. Music has degenerated from such classics as Journey to the kind of wigger rap shit and John Mayor kind of crap we have today. Look at television programming now relative to what our parents had. But most importantly, look at the people who are intelligent enough to be worried about overpopulation and then look at the trailer trash and ghetto rats who crank out 7 kids or more so they can get more welfare checks.
If you ask me, we are getting dumber and dumber with each generation. Although "Idiocracy" was just a movie, I fear it may actually be a reality for the future.
-Studmuffin7
At 6/19/09 01:46 AM, esko-man wrote: You're a moron. He was probably letting his dog piss and shit. Why would you even get the idea that he's a murderer, or guilty of any illegal matter for that?
Let me guess...its cuz he's black right? Racist son of a bitch!
At 6/18/09 04:50 PM, wafflecake12 wrote: What the fuck is a bebo?
Bebo is a cat what has facial hair. Type it into the Newgrounds search engine, it was a pretty popular flash series in its day.
-Studmuffin7
Aww man, when I saw this I thought you were referring to the cat what have facial hair...
NO MORE MISLEADING TITLES DAMMIT!!!11
The best way is to make a full body clone of yourself and then murder your clone. Place the dead clone on the side of the highway somewhere where he will be found. Once found, you will officially be considered a dead man, and you will be free to do whatever in the nine hells you want without being suspected of anything because ... after all ... you're a dead man! The more DNA you leave all over the place the more frustrated the authorities will get and the more funny it will be!
Anyone who suggests anything else as the perfect murder is a n0ob.
-Studmuffin7
At 6/16/09 04:48 PM, Devilleboi wrote:At 6/16/09 04:26 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: WoW sucks balls. It is so easy you could pretty much roll your face on the keyboard all the way up to level 14. Play Final Fantasy XI instead.The Fuck?
-studmuffin7
Did he just fucking sign off?
The Fuck?
What are you going on about?
-Studmuffin7
WoW sucks balls. It is so easy you could pretty much roll your face on the keyboard all the way up to level 14. Play Final Fantasy XI instead.
-studmuffin7
At 6/12/09 09:46 AM, shikamaru-nara wrote: Get a Mac.
Epic fail of a post.
pc >>> linux > a monkey's ass > mac
At 6/12/09 12:44 PM, Figter wrote:At 6/12/09 12:37 PM, ToxicWasteBarrel wrote: send the body to the glue factory i heared they will pay you lolGO SHOVE A METAL PIPE TROUGHT YOUR ASS!! have respect
Actually, that is not a half bad idea... The 4th of July is coming up and I have been searching for some cheap crap to blow up. Watermelons and cantelope are too expensive...perhaps you could put mortars up you dog's carcass's backside and film it for the internet?
-Studmuffin7
Ladies and Gentlemen, I write here now because one of the greatest men to ever walk the internet is out in a bad way. He needs our help or he may even die. His name is David J. Stewart and his site is below,
I frequently visit this site for information and spiritual nourishment. I highly reccommend you all read just a few of the articles on his site so that you may come to understand the kind of man he was. When I visited the "recent" section of his site and looked at the most recent articles he wrote I was horrified to find this:
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Testimoni es/very_tired.htm
I think we all need to keep this man in our prayers and remember that he may need our help now more than ever. Thank you all for your time.
-Studmuffin7
After reading the topic starter's original post, I think it is clear he would make a good University Professor.
