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At 10/8/09 01:29 PM, AapoJoki wrote:

At 10/8/09 12:52 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: I have no respect for the bottom rung level of society that would support/utilize this people. Let me put it this way: if you NEED to use a prostitute because you are incapable of getting laid on your own you are a worthless pile of shit.

And why should YOUR personal sense of disgust be a guideline for the legislation of an entire society? You can't just ban things you don't like, deal with it.

Yet another individual uneducated on this topic. Look, it is not about my personal disgust, it is about THE LAW. If something is illegal, it means that NO ONE should be doing it. And if they are doing it, they are not only at risk of getting busted by law enforcement, but must bare the brunt of unsafe, underground conditions as well. If a prostitute gets herself killed by a John that didn't want to pay it is her own fault for engaging in illegal activities. Period end of story.

The Law is made by the disgust/admiration of the majority. Right now, the status quo remains against prostitution, which is why it is still illegal. Therefore, anyone engaging in the practice must face the consequences.

At 10/7/09 01:47 AM, awkward-silence wrote: More power to them. Sex trade workers here in the U.S. are fighting for legalization to. It makes it so much safer for them.

Even in nations were prostitution is punishable by death, there are still prostitutes. Fighting this aspect of human nature is pointless.

I don't think you understand what you are talking about. If it is illegal, it means they should not be doing it. Prostitutes have been with countless men which means they are almost certainly carrying at least a few diseases. I have no respect for the bottom rung level of society that would support/utilize this people. Let me put it this way: if you NEED to use a prostitute because you are incapable of getting laid on your own you are a worthless pile of shit.

It doesn't need to be made safer for them because they shouldn't be doing it in the first place. And if they are, it is their own fault if they get beaten/killed/AIDS/whatever.

At 10/8/09 09:37 AM, HahaISuckMoreThanYou wrote:

At 10/7/09 11:31 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:

Well as the bible said, god took a massive dump and created african americans on the 6th day.
And it felt good

Lol couldn't resist :3 if people are offended by this I offer my apologies in advance

You are a racist sir! You are a RACIST!!!

At 10/7/09 11:35 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Water is racist because black people can drown in it.

Holy shit your RIGHT!!! I never noticed! And what about gravity! You ever notice how a white guy can walk off a building but a black guy will fall to his death. I swear they're members of the same klan.

I swear, it seems like everytime I try to go snowboarding or hang gliding the wind always knocks me over, but when white people do it they are like yea. I have come to the only logical conclusion on this matter, and it is one of great epiphany. Physics is racist, just as surely as Pauling was gay.

Kinda makes ya think, doesn't it?

Squidbillies ftw.

If you didn't vote Squidbillies, watch an episode.

I'm surprised no one suggested this yet...

GRAB HER COCK!!!

Girls like that.

You are in luck for I be the bestest at chemistry. Askify me thy questions and I shall deliver unto you the answer of correctitude.

So the other night my gf, or rather my ex gf now, and I had a fight. She started ranting on about how I ignore her or something... I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. At one point, at the height of her rage she hauled off and kicked me in the nuts like she was going for a damn field goal or something. Naturally, this hurt like Hell, but I also noticed that I kinda like it. Now, whenever I jack off I find I simply cannot get off unless I punch myself in the nuts and do it while it hurts.

Am I screwed up?

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

At 9/21/09 01:42 PM, chubzilla100 wrote: okay, some of you may have heard on the news about police not taking rape propaly, and some of the stories about it.

well on the news radio (bettween the song) they said "w.a.p is the most furious. women against rape is..."

i mean, come on arent all women against rape? unless theyre in a porno, or virgin-teens maybe, but no women should want rape in their lives

I think you need to fix some of your typos like "propaly" and "W.A.P". If it is supposed to be "Woman Against Rape" then it would be "W.A.R." not "W.A.P".

-Studmuffin7

Maybe we should organize a counter movement "Men for rape" just to troll their pathetic bitchy asses.

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

At 9/21/09 01:42 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Will he become a gay person in the future?

Absolutely, it is because homofagularity is a nurture thing, not a nature thing. What a stupid question.

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

At 9/21/09 07:39 AM, OfficeMan wrote: How do you deal with something like that? Having a huge wood during school.

Hide it in your secretary.

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

At 9/12/09 07:33 PM, Chocomilk wrote: I hate when people remake threads about what pisses them off.

I hate YOU

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

At 9/18/09 11:11 PM, animehater wrote:

At 9/18/09 10:56 PM, Stoicish wrote: I just want to know your thoughts on these teabaggers now.

I pray to God you're just trolling. If not then I think it's America that should be embarrassed with you.

Amen to that! The teabaggers are exercising their constitutional rights to fight against the gradually socializing economy. If the topic starter truly knew what socialism was, he would be able to see it in Obama's idea of health care reform, and he would be a teabagger himself.

To the topic starter:

GO PISS UP AN ELECTRIC FENCE YOU FAWKIN' SHUN OF A BIOTCH!!!

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

At 9/17/09 01:45 AM, DemonicDuo wrote: To the patron that stole my orange tabby cat near DJ's mini mart,

Oh...that was your orange tabby cat near DJ's? OOooooooh, this is kinda awkward. I kinda had my way with that cat. IT'S NOT MY FAULT, he was totally hitting on me. When I got him home I sodomized him viciously until I realized I had killed him so I ground him up for fertilizer for my rose garden. So umm, yeah... sorry about that.

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

Infinity is the correct answer because the limit of 1/x as x --> 0 is infinity. What you propose here is actually a very simple calculus problem. All other answers here are bullocks!

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

At 5/29/09 06:46 PM, Chdonga wrote: I'd prevent people from making the infamous +1 post-post "Use the search bar" Whenever someone would post that, it would be changed to "I'm a useless posting cunt."

Use the search bar

At 9/8/09 03:44 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 9/8/09 03:20 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:
Ah, my apologies. My list was pretty hastily made. I played Oblivion and Fable. I tried Morrowind but even with my lax standard for graphics it was just too butt ugly to handle.

you wont play a game because the graphics?

*insert Hateful comment*

I'm sorry, normally I would not reject a game based on graphics. I played and enjoyed really old games like Icewind Dale and Baldar's Gate. These games are probably older than I am, but Morrowind was just way too bad to tolerate. It is the ONLY game I've ever rejected based on graphics. Just because I have lax standards for graphics does not mean I will let the programmers take a dump and program it in.

At 9/8/09 03:19 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: i dont see fable, fallout 1,2, or 3, morrowind, or oblivion on that list.

Ah, my apologies. My list was pretty hastily made. I played Oblivion and Fable. I tried Morrowind but even with my lax standard for graphics it was just too butt ugly to handle. Thank you very much for your response! :D

Hello all, first let me say thank you for taking the time to actually read this thread. I love RPGs and am searching for new ones. I welcome any suggestions you guys might have. However, there are a few things I expect in an RPG.

1) Enemies must respawn. The whole point of an RPG is to build up strength and wealth. I should not have to worry about rationing my enemies. Games like "The Witcher" and "Gothic 3" were terrible on this point and cannot legitimately be called RPGs because of this.

2) This one is more of a suggestion. Instead of one hero I kind of liked the whole party thing that was going on in Baldar's Gate and Icewind Dale. You don't see that anymore I'm afraid, or at least I don't, but it would be amazing to find it again in a game I've not played before.

3) Windows XP (I have an amazing system so I am not worried about system requirements) or XBox 360 are my platforms. Either is fine.

Games I've already played:

FFXI
WoW
Witcher
Gothic 3
Loki
Lost Odyssey
Icewind Dale
Baldar's Gate
Super Mario Legend of the Seven Stars (loooong time ago as kid)

Any new suggestions would be GREATLY appreciated as I am hungry for something new. Any regular RPG with a good storyline and respawning enemies would be great. Having a whole party to command would be ideal. Please let me know your reccommendations and tell me a bit about them.

I really appreciate it guys!

At 9/1/09 08:29 AM, Eddyking wrote: I really don't see the problem with socialized healthcare. So what if its socialist? The cold war is over and America needs some socialism in it.

The world does not need any socialism. History has already shown that socialism doesn't work because it provides people with no incentive. Thus, everyone becomes freeloaders until the whole system crashes. How do you think the Soviet Union fell? It wasn't due to any brilliant military strike on the part of us or our allies, their economy went to Hell right out from underneath them. If anything, socialism needs to be fully abolished from this planet. Obama, parts of China, and a few other minor pockets of socialism in random locales are the last remaining vestages of this faulty ideal. LET IT DIE ALREADY!!!

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

I'd go with February because we have to deal with all that Black History crap.

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

So get this, a 10 YEAR OLD GIRL fled her 80 YEAR OLD HUSBAND and lived with her aunt in hiding for a short while before she was discovered. Upon her discovery, Saudi authorities returned her to her husband.

Source (clicky)

So my question stands... WTF is wrong with Muslim people? Now I know what you are going to say "yeah yeah, not another anti-Islam thread". But the fact is, Saudi Arabia is not some minority group like Taliban or Hezbollah, it is a freaking COUNTRY!!! And if these situations are only reflective of a minority of Muslims than why do we see example after example of outrages such as this occurring in the Muslim mainstream all the time? How can this happen?

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

At 8/11/09 11:07 PM, tobi0 wrote: Once I was taking out the trash, and accidently dropped it and the bag broke. The trash poured out, and before I could clean it, a police officer gave me a fine for litering, and didn't even give me a chance to explain.

Are you black? Cuz if so, that is your problem smart one.

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

You are fail for liking World of Warcraft. Final Fantasy XI FTW!!!

I know when a guy gets an erection it blocks of whatever we have that would otherwise allow for the flow of urine. Perhaps morning wood is God's way of preventing men from wetting the bed.

I know that sounds stupid, but it makes sense. Children who are young may wet the bed (makes sense as they cannot get a bonified boner) and old farts have bowel movements in bed as well (cuz they are too old for it to work anymore).

At 7/28/09 11:02 AM, ScorpionReturn5 wrote: This show is funny as hell man.

j00 r a man of taste!!!11

Disclaimer: This is NOT to become a flame thread so don't even start or so help me... I'll find out where
you live and shove a pine cone up your ass. Then I'll reap your pet dog.

So I was doing some spiritual research today and I hit upon an interesting question: "What do Muslims believe regarding Jesus Christ?". I went to wikipedia.com for the answers (in case you can't find the page, it's below).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Is lam

It seems Jesus Christ is considered a prophet in the Muslim religion. However, they do not view Him as the Son of God that He is. However, Jesus told people that He was the Son of God. How do Muslims reconcile believing Him to be a perfect prophet yet ignoring His claim to be the Son of God?

Seems like a paradox to me.

Remember, no flame wars! Let's just intellectualitize and thinkerize this issue like intellectualers.

-Studmuffin7

A man in Nantukett was arrested for grilling live gerbils and feeding the meat to his guests. When interviewed on the subject the man simply responded "I just don't like gerbils". Many health officials believe this action was beyond foolish and may have seriously compromised the health of his guests. Naturally, PETA is raising Hell too. But what I want to know is, what do you think?

Source:
A Most Despicable Act

Alright Newgrounds, what did you think?

-Studmuffin7