637 Forum Posts by "studmuffin7"
So I found this bogus site:
What is it about these people that black people like anyway? I compliment black women on their nappy hair and they don't like me. I even reference my black friend when people try to call me racist. Why do they get all the love?
A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop.
After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
"I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot."
"Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me."
"I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird."
"Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?"
"Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion."
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that."
"Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer."
The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman."
"What?" asks the guy.
"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth."
"What happened then?" asks the guy.
"Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot.
"My God!" the guy says. "Then what?"
"Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time...
"What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy.
"That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my fucking perch."
At 10/27/09 08:02 PM, Chdonga wrote:At 10/27/09 07:54 PM, CaptainChip wrote: Yes, I know this guy's a troll, but I want to see what he says to the following question.Sorry, I already told him off and he left.
So if all the other gods aren't real, what makes your god so special?
1) Your offensive ramblings do not constitute "Telling me off"
2) I have not left
3) You need to stop trolling
At 10/27/09 07:54 PM, CaptainChip wrote:
So if all the other gods aren't real, what makes your god so special?
The only real God in existance is the only REAL God in existance. The fact that He is real and judges whether you spend eternity in paradise or unimaginable suffering is His. The Bible and the teachings of Jesus Christ tell us we must have faith in Him.
At 10/27/09 05:15 PM, Chdonga wrote:At 10/27/09 01:16 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: There is only one true God in existance, the others are all false.And if they have to believe that God takes the form of many almighty beings or whatever, let them. God loves them either way. Now stop making monotheists look like a stereotype and sit down.
I'm not making anything look like anything. The false gods these other religions worship ARE false gods invented by Satan to lure people away from the simple truth of Christianity. There is NOTHING more important in this life than being saved.
At 10/27/09 05:08 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote:At 10/27/09 03:49 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:YOU need psychological help. You base your entire life around a STORY that cannot be proven. That's like saying that you worship Santa Claus. Just beacause your idiot parents bowed down to a piece of wood doesn't mean you need to. We're not apes anymore, we don't need bedtime storys to help us understand. We have science. Now go to school.
Actually, there are more trolls than whatever one you are talking about. I've noticed three people so far ramble blasphemies in this thread alone. They need psychological help.
Excuse me? Perhaps you are unaware that I am in graduate school at Penn State persuing a degree in Chemistry. Perhaps you are also unaware that the greatest scientists the world has ever seen (Einstein, Newton, etc...) all believed in God. Perhaps you are also unaware that the parting of the Red Sea, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the cross for our sins, etc... are all proof. You need to cease your blasphemy or you will only succeed in dragging others down to eternal suffering with you. I'm completely serious, people like you need to be incarcerated.
The simpliest way to solve your driver problem is to simply delete system 32. That file is nothing but trouble. Delete system 32 and your graphics will run much more smoothly.
At 10/27/09 01:21 PM, MrPercie wrote: Yeaaaaah hes a troll.
But I must say terrific trolling.
Hands down the best troll I have seen in a while that he deserves a kick in the nuts.
Actually, there are more trolls than whatever one you are talking about. I've noticed three people so far ramble blasphemies in this thread alone. They need psychological help.
At 10/26/09 11:49 PM, aquaticmole wrote:At 10/26/09 11:44 PM, Leidolfr wrote:My god > your god.At 10/26/09 11:29 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:well see, my god has these big boots, and a really kick ass stereo....At 10/26/09 11:28 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Yes, other religions are false. That is logical. What is your point?Explain how your religion is correct while others aren't.
My God carries around a bronze sword and travels by a puma which he domesticated.
Actually, your God does not exist. There is only one true God in existance, the others are all false.
At 10/26/09 11:45 PM, Crumption wrote:At 10/26/09 11:40 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:You should at least put a minimal amount of effort into your trolling...Anyone else here need a lesson in logic?
The only one trolling here is the one supporting a nonChristian viewpoint. The more we drift from truth, the more people will get confused and the more souls will wind up in Hell. That is why your kind of talk, even if it is trolling, is dangerous and unforgivable.
I have an idea.
Plasma is defined as superheated, ionized gas and is considered by many to be the fourth state of matter (after solid, liquid, and gas). Demonstrating plasma is cheap/easy.
1) Light a match and get some kind of support so that it stands up.
2) Put it in microwave
3) Put a glass over it
4) Turn on microwave
Here is a youtube video of the phenomenon,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE3dRBlQj TE
Of course, if you don't like that there are always oscillation reactions (a chemists kind of thing). It's actually pretty classy. A goes to B goes to C goes back to A and around and around it goes until it reaches equilibrium. If A, B, and C are different colors, the solution will sort of strobe. This is a good way to demonstrate the reversibility of chemical reactions and discuss equilibrium.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzp0KqHHU 0Y
Personally, I think this things are classy as hell, but then I'm more of a chemist at heart. You would have to track down a stir bar, magnetic platform, a recipe, and all the reagents you would need. Also, they sometimes require a little time to get started so maybe practice and don't wait until the judges arrive to start one.
I hope you like these ideas.
At 10/26/09 11:29 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:At 10/26/09 11:28 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Yes, other religions are false. That is logical. What is your point?Explain how your religion is correct while others aren't.
Well let's see. Christianity is centered around the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God who died for our sins. Other religions focus on other things and worship false gods. They are inspired by Satan.
Anyone else here need a lesson in logic?
The topic starter must live in Illinois. I too have seen them. They have yellow/orange backs don't they. And that one that got in your shirt flew down the back of your shirt didn't it? The University of Illinois is responsible for genetically engineering/releasing those little bastards. Thank them.
At 10/26/09 11:10 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:At 10/26/09 10:45 PM, studmuffin7 wrote:I present to you, Logic:At 10/26/09 04:22 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: there's more then one religion thats why. now plz kindly be ignorant some where elseThat is irrelevant.
1) America was not founded on those religions.
2) Those religions are false.
Go plz kindly take a logic class somewhere else.
"2) Those religions are false."
Ladies and gentlemen, Logic.
All you have done is repeat what I have just said. Yes, other religions are false. That is logical. What is your point?
At 10/22/09 01:14 AM, Cybersief wrote: If you watch any documentaries or anything you'll understand why there aren't any aliens existing.
I can understand not believing in alien visitation or alien abduction stories, but to say there are no aliens in existance is the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. Our universe is infinite in size and direction, which must mean there are an infinite number of planets and an infinite number of galaxies and so on. Sure the stories of abductions are total bullshit, but what is even MORE ignorant is stating we are alone in the universe. No rational person could seriously believe that.
At 10/26/09 04:22 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: there's more then one religion thats why. now plz kindly be ignorant some where else
That is irrelevant.
1) America was not founded on those religions.
2) Those religions are false.
Go plz kindly take a logic class somewhere else.
Cats rule, you should adopt it. I bet the cat and your bird will become good friends!
At 10/19/09 08:47 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: That's the only sentence most kids get when trying to convince people here to do their homework for them. And rightly so. However, I was thinking if we all could be a bit more creative than just posting that same generic line in every last homework thread that appears.
I'm going to follow you on the BBS and write "Do your own homework" over and over again on all your threadz, just to piss you off.
Maybe you should not have acted like such an asshat to your father.
At 10/13/09 02:14 PM, TheAdd wrote: (O_O) Wha-
Why?
Is this .... why? - legal? or what?
That is a good question. I don't think anyone has ever really thought it necessary to write a bill making it illegal to strip your elders and cover them in feces. Still, the guy was arrested for "elderly neglect" or whatever, so I guess it is illegal.
At 10/13/09 05:35 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: "battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest without violence."
that not making sense to anyone else?
Yeah I was wondering about that too.
Actually, the reason testicular cancer doesn't get the hype is because it is not much of a problem anymore. An inorganic compound commonly referred to as cis-platin is able to pretty much cure testicular cancer in 90 something % of cases.
At 10/13/09 09:41 AM, DeviantSpaceMan wrote:At 10/12/09 08:41 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Some people have even been revived after clinical death and speak of what they saw afterwards.Yes maybe but also dozens of people have been revived after clinical death and remember nothing. Most state that it only felt like a microsecond from the time they died to the time they were revived hence the main theory of death being if you're dead you're dead as depressing as that is.
I cannot speak for the people who remember nothing, perhaps they were not dead for very long. But I do know that the status quo for this sort of thing, according to the surgeon who sees it everyday, is a very clear depiction of Heaven or Hell. It is something so profound that even atheists become Christians in the blink of an eye due to their terrifying and undeniable experience.
At 10/13/09 12:24 AM, xHaLLuCiN8x wrote:At 10/12/09 08:41 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Some people have even been revived after clinical death and speak of what they saw afterwards. Many atheists try to dismiss this as hallucinations due to a lack of oxygen in the brain and whatnot, but what they cannot explain is the magnificent consistency from report to report amongst people who never knew each other.dude this is what i've been talking about in the thread. your really just dmt tripping, its proven.
Um... no it isn't "proven". First of all, hallucinations are not shared. Explain to me how the dozens of people in that video (and hundreds of others who weren't) all shared similar experiences. Second, the human brain is so amazingly complex that there is no way one could possibly prove something like that. Third, if it really was proven, you would have provided me with a source.
I really hate when people make shit up and say "it's proven".
At 10/12/09 11:03 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: I know some artists out there like to make hentai games and what not, so I thought it might be someone useful for me to post this. If you are such an artist, this is an excellent tool for you to use.
http://toons-empire.com/index.php?act=tv shows
or here,
http://toons-empire.com/]Cartoon Sex
I know some artists out there like to make hentai games and what not, so I thought it might be someone useful for me to post this. If you are such an artist, this is an excellent tool for you to use.
At 10/12/09 09:11 PM, Braedon wrote:At 10/12/09 09:05 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: (Don't worry, it's a very short article)Are we really getting to a point in society where people are getting off on this crap?Are we really getting to a point in society where we have to be worried about long articles?
As a society, no we are not. But this is Newgrounds. So yeah, we do have to be worried about long articles here if we want people to read our threadz.
And another thing,
"According to a release from Wilton Manors police Martz is being charged with elderly neglect, battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest without violence."
Source:
How can you be charged with battery on a law enforcement officer AND resisting arrest without violence? o.O
Disclaimer: This is NOT a spam topic. I know the title makes it look like one, but its not.
So I saw this in this news,
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,5644 21,00.html
(Don't worry, it's a very short article)
So naturally, after reading this thing, I have a few questions. First of all, why would someone strip their 70 year old mother naked and cover her in feces. Second, why would he run from the police and even attack one of them in an attempt to get away unless he was guilty of doing something to his mom without her consent. Are we really getting to a point in society where people are getting off on this crap?
To answer the OP's question, there IS life after death. Your body will still decay in the earth of course, but your soul will live on in Heaven for eternity (or Hell if you are not Christian). Many have scoffed at this simple truth, yet Jesus preached it when He walked the earth. It is recorded in the Bible. Some people have even been revived after clinical death and speak of what they saw afterwards. Many atheists try to dismiss this as hallucinations due to a lack of oxygen in the brain and whatnot, but what they cannot explain is the magnificent consistency from report to report amongst people who never knew each other. Here is a video to describe what I mean,
Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSgH2AHkf kw
Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9775Sbfpp Zs&feature=related
Part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y33jk5uY xA&feature=related
Part 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkJlKC9UI Hc&feature=related
Part 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPD2op6R4 Cc&feature=related
Part 6:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P63hO3eq_
9U&feature=related
Part 7:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-FUE5o3I R8&feature=related
Part 8:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVXWSjBvp 78&feature=related
Part 9:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkHiDXEYh nI&feature=related
I know this is a lot of stuff, but trust me you will be hooked after the first part or two. After that, you will WANT to watch them all. I know I did.
