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At 12/23/07 07:17 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 12/22/07 05:01 PM, AshfordPride wrote: You say that like the fur is a deterrent.
I mean, yeah... There would be the stares... It'd be like dating a black girl back in the '50's...

Haha. Some furfag would probably try and rip her out your arms if they saw you with one.

Did anyone else see lola rabbit a different way once they hit puberty?

fap mode engaged - ........fap............fap..............
...fap........fap....fap...fap..fapfapfa pfapfapfap *cum* fap mode completed. Am i furry now?

I hate them! Before, My hair was extremely big, 3 inches away from matching up with afro ninja's afro. And now, my hair looks like tom fulp's hair when he was 18. But shorter. The lady saw i had nits (lice eggs) but took it for dandruff.

Which was no true as i never had lice before. And now my arm is fucking sore from some AIDS shot you have to get before entering the 8th grade. It took me 9 months to grow that big, now its gona take me another 4.

At 8/17/08 12:33 AM, MetalStar wrote: Wait, what? You hate little kids but you wouldn't want them to die? What tha fark?

That's like saying you extremly hate an enemy, but you don't want them to die.

Oh my fucking god! I pissed my self in laughing!

bumped this topic as i see poozy is on.

At 8/18/08 12:50 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:

At 8/18/08 12:49 PM, ixintro wrote:

At 8/18/08 12:48 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: Sorry never seen this movie before

Don't watch it, you'll have no faith in claymation ever again...

If you even did before anyway...

I'm sure it's no wallice and Grommit but their has to be something good about it.

take his advice, jox is a rip off of knox. His movie all score under 2 (if we can get the last 2 to score down), he thinks hes a studio company, The kid has some type of cancer for crying out loud!

his fla.....its not even a flash. Shitty rip off of knox who thinks he has a team.

oh, now this is just fucked up.

At 8/18/08 11:22 AM, Z-Sector wrote: expected, because you need passwords to do anything on library computers

well where i live, you dont. On the REAL kiddie computer you dont need a password to access anything.

What in holy fuck!

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you crush bugs with your penis

is anyone bothering to read the modified story?

i coudlint help but laugh

fuck microsoft points, ill pirate castle crashers.

I had too much free time on my hands, it was the community pool, no one was around where i was.

At 8/17/08 11:21 PM, Winned wrote: Horrible attempt at trying to copy Complete.

But his wanted level building up from 1. Mine started at 3. And he did not have anywhere saying he ran over a mother with a baby in a sabre gt.

take your average shit and compare it to the shit i blew on the all. But imagine that shit 7x bigger and more streamish.

I feel the need to share it will you all. So heres my food poisoning story from when i was 10 (WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED): So shortly after i went to sleep from eating cosco's brand pizza, my stomach ached badly, i had the urge to puke. So when i got to the bathroom, i puked a lot, followed by that since it was a small bathroom, all the sudden I shat streamy scat all over the bathroom wall while puking at the same time, Then i sat on the pot and shitted for the next 3 minutes.

My parents were cleaning the bathroom, after i was done shitting, i had to get in the shower to wash all the puke off of me. then right there, in the shower, once again I blew a hell load of shit all over the wall followed by more puking. So i had to get out all wet and sit and the pot and shit again for the next 4 minutes, then I puked all over the floor from water as water did not help. I went back into the shower, my parents were cleaning the water puke off the floor, Then I had to puke again. So i bent my head over the toilet and puked pizza chunks, followed by that I blew alot of shit on the wall.

Once more, back into the shower to get it all off. This process repeated for the next 45 minutes or so. Finally when it was all over, i finally got to sleep. Then my mom got it shortly after. I felt bad for my parents knowing that they had to clean all that shit and puke up. It was a demo version of hell that hour.

Moral: Dont eat pizza from cosco's

cmon damit! We want crane cam

and i caught a hornet in a jar and showed it to everyone on poozy's crane cam.

simple, dont play shitty mmo's

if you look at your porn and not imagine, it will take less time to reach climax.

oh lawl i forgot about this

if you people cared i did post the little story in more detail

how bout no?

my record is 7 times.

At 8/17/08 09:39 PM, Grimfenix wrote:

At 8/17/08 09:21 PM, string227 wrote: tail fishing

FISHTAILING

Good story though.

Had me going.

Continue it further from when you exploded that van.

Oh, when i read the topic title i immediately thought of Phsyco telling that guy to delete his system32.

I did, 2 post's up from yours

At 8/17/08 09:25 PM, Purpin wrote: NO STUPID!

The car caught on fire when you flipped it.

but in gta iv the cars dont catch fire once flipped over. But anyways, im gona finish this in a newer way.

The sabre was all busted and beat up, black smoke emitting from the engine. I knew if i hit 1 more object at this speed, the engine would stall. But luck was against me. I slammed into the rear end of a car with a 2 children in the back, the car i slammed into caught fire instantly, the mother and the children jumped out burning alive, then killed by traffic.

But due to the impact, the sabre gt stalled, it would not start back up. There was a on coming ramp, i couldint steer out of the way ontime, i hit the ramp at 150 mph, and the car flipped over and crashed onto a civilian. I got out and tried to make an escape. But as i ran, i was shot down by a cop with a big old 12 gauge pump action. So then i turned off the xbox 360, went onto the computer and posted on the ng bbs general on a story of deleting system 32 on a library computer.

All done.

Ok, i shall continue! I left off at the part where the sabre gt spawned infront of me.

So then i got into the sabre gt, and i hit the gas all the way, I turned one corner to get onto the main freeway, tail fishing in and out of traffic to avoid hitting cars, I accidentally hit a mother with a baby carrage, my wanted level got up to 4 stars, i shifted and hit the gas.

Soon helicopters were above me constantly shooting at the sabre gt, I dodged a few bullets that came through the back window, but i continued to drive. I was going 170mph on the freeway, still attempting to void cars, but then suddenly a cop tries to PIT maneuver me, I hit the brakes as the cop crashed into oncoming traffic.

I got back up to speed, with still a raging 4 star wanted level over my head. But then a idiot with a van full of kid pulled out infront of me, i slammed into them causing the van to explode. I keeped on going.

ill stop at there for now

i could of wrote longer, but i deiced not too.

computer. It was windows xp and it was a little kiddie computer with 100+ learning and magic school bus games. I was about to check out a book how to build your own pc when i saw no one was near or on the kiddie computers. So i went over, got into the system 32 and deleted it.

After the first 10 files were deleted, the computer got the BSOD and shut down in 8 seconds after that. It wouldint start back up. So I left the book there and rushed out the door. Then suddenly i got a 3 star wanted level, then cops came rushing over to me.

Then suddenly, a sabre GT spawned in front of me, i got in and quickly floored it. I was attempting to escape the wanted level zone when i hit a ramp, flew up in the air and crashed landed on a civilian, the car would not start back up so i got out, but then within 1 shot, i got killed by a cop with a shotgun. Then i turned off the xbox360 and went to the ng bbs general and made a new topic.