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At 8/31/08 12:41 AM, karate-kid270 wrote:

At 8/31/08 12:39 AM, string227 wrote: and it turned out to be having sex with paris hilton. Do i need to learn how to control my dreams better?

Depends, what age was she?

at least did she have big jugs?

......yea..............bigger jugs than jessica rabbit.

and it turned out to be having sex with paris hilton. Do i need to learn how to control my dreams better?

At 8/31/08 12:25 AM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote: Take a look at the image below. the thing in the chef's hand is a meat testicle. lol meaning its not really too much for kids. its part of an episode where you eat some crappy food such as this one. lulz

i dont know why, but im laughing my ass of at that picture. Just by the guy.

Is TSstudios really directing the offical big apple con 2? Not much more to say. Its said to happen somewhere in november.

At 8/31/08 12:06 AM, TSstudios wrote: I wish all schools were torn down.......with the teachers inside them >=D

you just blew it that it was your alt.

another shitfaced little kid story:

So I was walking home from a long and boring day of school, talking to my friend yadadada.....then this little shitfaced 8 year old comes up to my friend and starts talking ganster.

8 year old: Yo holla holla gimme yo money dawwgg
My friend: Uh what?
8 year old: GIMME YOU MONEY MOTHA FUGER!

I just feel on the ground laughing my ass off. Then the little shit face comes up to me and:

kid: SHUT DA FUCK UP N*GGA (wtf, hes white)
Me: Oh i need to shut the fuck up? Kid, you must be a fucking dumbass if you think your a ganster, and you white.

Then that asshole's mom comes from the coner and starts going off at me:

Mom: HOW DARE YOU CURSE AROUND MY SON!
Me: Wow, some great parent you are letting your son think he's a ganster.
Mom: LET ME PRETEND WHO HE WANTS TO BE! IM A GOOD PARENT
Me: If you are, then your kid pretty much plays grand theft auto. He even said the "N" word knowing that hes white. You fucking fail as a parent.
Mom: I WILL CALL THE COPS FOR VERBAL HARRASMENT

then that shit face 8 year old comes up, kicks me in the ball sack, and laughs.

After 5 seconds of pain, i grab the little shit face up in the air and slam his little 8 year old head into a tree. His mother crys in shockment, then takes out a cellphone and calls the police. Me and my friend made a run for it.

i tried lucid dreaming once, but my dream ended up in having sex with jessica simpson.

it could not be free? fucking hell.

masturbating 14 times is too much.

this is how i pranked ts studios

inb4thebeatles

fuck......fail

i really did not notice that fedex has a arrow in it. It fits in. I guess thats why the letters are smushed together.

Ok, so you became suicidle after paris hilton became president. And the only way to kill your self is to drown. So how would you?

I'd tie myself my self to a rope with a heavy chain and jump in a pool.

At 8/25/08 08:09 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote: fuck off jerk asswipe

well that was not nice

you should grab his cock

I really want to know the truth. From what i heard, he came 10 cents short on candy in a store and the owner called the cops on him.

little shit holes.

I dont know exactly why. It started at target while going back to school shopping, I found a beatles shirt that i liked. But then, my mom takes it out of my hand and throws it on the ground. Saying that the bealtes brung hate, hunger, and bad luck.

I personally dont like music, but i do like the beatles. Sure i was not even a sperm cell when the beatles came out, but there music is quite enjoyable. I though they were all for piece and love. Was I wrong?

I had the worst first day of school.

Well, am i? I think i am after I engaged in masturbation from this picture.

*cough*

I was told not to touch a object that vibrates when you press a button. Now i know that it was a vibrator.

this was inspired by that "get the taste of semen in your mouth" thread that i made, wasint it?

squat infront of a mirror for 4 hours

I am the master at ms painted cocks.

At 8/25/08 05:32 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote:

At 8/25/08 05:30 PM, string227 wrote: I did not get that from that thread, I found out on it by drinking milk after a recess peanut butter cup. Because semen tastes murky if you drink a whole lot of it. The banana gives it more of the semen taste.

When have you ever drank a lot of semen.

I have my resources.

I hate everything that has stingers and flys.